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Here ar some pictures taking from Rukky's movie premiere

Dalby: Most people are not willing to accept change and this sometimes causes these problems.
Look at your self critically, from when you were dating (Physically) till now, has anything changed
A lot of things would have changed like you probably now have kids etc, but you seem to want the spark them to be the same this is indeed not possible. As we evolve (Grow old, our likes etc), our relationships \ interractions will also evolve
I really think you should evolve with it and dwell on the good things or positive things of what you have, positive thing attract more positive things

I cn't agree more!!

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Ahhhhh.....i laff die...****tears streaming down ma cheek***!!! Funny pix!

That means to say both parents na AS? Oh....oh!

Take hrt sire!

Zulai Buhari the first daughter of former Nigerian Head of State Gen. Mohammadu Buhari died earlier today from sickle cell anemia, a source disclosed that she developed complications after having a baby two days ago Chasel Hospital, private clinic in Ungwar Sarki area of Kaduna.

R.I.P

Source: www.naij.com

She s beautiful buh s dat a football age?

Interviewer question and interviewee's ansas= D7

She s beautiful buh s dat a football age?

Interviewer ansas and interviewee questions= D7

Ds kind dress no go sell 4 9ja at al!

bknight: It may be academic achievements etc, some pursue other things asides money. A whole lot more than money!

paris10: No my brother, it is because the armed robbers themselves knows the bible more than the victims. Devil cannot bind itself. It is ignorant and unwise to start binding and sending holy ghost fire against a mere physical and mortal criminal. But it is wise to hit them with a base bat or gun them down.

When Jesus was cornered and about to be arrested, one of his disciples took a sword and cut off the ear of the accuser; one begin to wonder why the disciple didn't bind them or rain brimstone upon them. The answer is simple: it won't work! The accusers were mere men with no extra-terrestrial powers. "For we wrestle not against flesh and blood..." the bible says. Making a bad decision does not make you less of a man.

And for the twelve disciples, except ofcourse Peter who died a natural death because of Jesus's prophesy over him, the rest were arrested, tortured, skinned alive, some were put in furnace of fire, some skinned alive, one was hanged and one was put in a hot oil. All in all they all died a disastrous death. They were powerful men with supernatural gift, but that didn't save them. There time was come and binding and holy ghost fire couldn't save them.

End of story

Wealth comes from God!! U fit start hustling frm 20 reach 40 no show.

Passing by......nxt!!!

If u both love each oda, if u both can tolerate and stand d oda's excesses, if u both respect each oda, can be able to mk each oda hapi, if u sure U r compatible, if h/s possess wat u r looking out 4 in a man/woman atlst 60% of wat u desire! Den h/s s d right one.

Under trained nurse!!! Hw den does she deliver babies?

Feel ?so sad 4 d parents! Haba!!! Hw can ppl b ?so careless

Wit all eagerness i will!

Close as in very intimate, i will, cos no iv is needed, na we do d prep na:.

If nt as intimate just colleague, casual etc...it means 'stay clear'

Hmmmmmm......ok!!!

Ruqaya: very funny bt i've read it b4

Jokes goes around u know!!

Abt a year ago, wen i lost a very close cousin! [b][/b][color=#990000][/color]

Found this on an online page and thought of sharing it here.

The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?"

he answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" Teacher had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: What is 3 x 3?

Boy : 9, maam!

Principal: What is 6 x 6?

Boy : 36, maam!

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at teacher and tells her,
"I think Boy can go to the third-grade. "

Teacher says to the principal, "I have some of my
own questions. Can I ask him ?"

The principal and Boy both agreed.

Teacher asks: What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?

Boy : Legs, maam!

Teacher : What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?

Boy : Pockets!

Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy : Coconut!

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft And sticky?

(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer, Boy . was taking charge )

Boy : Bubblegum, maam!

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer )

Boy : Shake hands!

Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
questions, okay?
Boy : Yep!

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy : Tent
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you're bored. The
best man always has me first.

Boy : Wedding Ring, maam!

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy : Nose!

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with a quiver. What is it?

Boy : Arrow!

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy : Firetruck!

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
& if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.

Boy : Fork!

Teacher: What is it that all men have one. It's
longer on some men, than on others,
the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his
wife after they're married?

Boy : SURNAME!

Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible
for making love ?

Boy : HEART, maam!

The principal a sigh of relief and said to
the teacher :

Principal: Huh! send this Boy .... to collage!!! Even I got
the last ten questions wrong myself!

Hahaha......wat an innocent mind compared to ma own dirty one....lmao

Pls, is NOUN form 4 2012/2013 admission stl on? how much s NOUN form? Is mass comm studied in dat school? Tnx

miteolu: ancestors are coming to vote for him. See African mentality

D Ancestors will blind d voters eye frm seeing anyoda candidate and direct dr minds to vote him alone!

Minion and Hades author-i de craze 4 ds g!

Tpia-

Mukina....

Mynd44

Unknown member.......still thinking

kessyur: Sounds better this way-"how was ur nite rest?", hope u had a plesant nite rest?

Fink dats far more beta!!!

Buh! Ts beta asked someone dat u v close relationship wt.

Cynthia Osukogu nko? Abi dem 4gt dat one?

Dats d best d can do, naija movie producers and dem likes lack creativity.

D day and time s not known to any man on earth!! Mere assumption

Next go b cane motorcycle!! I gbadun ds guy creativity jare!!

Redmosquito: Minion: Your Sickness! What do you have to say about this?
Hades: Young one! I want you to mark the faces of all those who commend him!
Minion: Why?!
Hades: So that in two months time, when the creative car-maker is drinking Garri, I will ask them why they only offer lip service!
Minion: Will he really be that forgotten in TWO MONTHS?

!!! Gbam

He s thnkn of wat to do wt her next!