₦airaland Forum

Landmack:
Omo ale...

And the Holy Spirit finally told ur pastor to start using plasma TV. Secular gadget

Next time, don't call me omo ale.
Just because you love playing with your father testis doesn't mean you should disrespect me.
I'm old enough to born your father.
Goodbye

Bishop dancing to secular worldly music?.

That's why I respect pastor Kumuyi. You will never see him in such manner.



Ayé ti wo inu ìjo, ìjo ti wo inu ayé...

By 2023, Nigerians will repeat what happened in Kenya for Peter Obi

I'm contesting for President of Nigeria through P.O

By 2023, any Nigerian that isn't Obidient, will eat the fruit of Disobedience

michoim:
Trash talk

Dogs must have done party with your brain. People like you is one of those reasons why I still clamour for human sacrifice.

Despite the fact that you are yet to get a job after 13years of graduation, yet you still want to support who's older than your father.

I slipt on your head

And Tinubu says he want to continue with legacy of Buhari.

Affliction shall not rise the second time in this country.

By 2023, any Nigerian that isn't Obidient, will eat the fruit of Disobedience

Your paymaster Tinubu, has he ever condemn the killing of Fulani herdsman in Yoruba land?
Forget covid-19, Tinubu will be the worst Pandemic to befall Nigeria if elected. May another Affliction never rise in this country again.

Rip to the dead.



That river is angry because Baba wey no well is contesting
By 2023, any Nigerian that isn't Obidient, will eat the fruit of Disobedience

Pure definition of ojuju calabar

Meanwhile

By 2023, any Nigerian that isn't Obidient, will eat the fruit of Disobedience

*Read this scriptures carefully and by heart*

Culled from the Chronicles of Wazobia

1. In the last year of the reigns of King Buha over the kingdom of Wazobia, it came to pass that the various camps who seeketh power in the kingdom searcheth for a man worthy to rule after him.

2. Then Bola the son of Tinubu, a great man of valour in the camp of APC declared unto the leaders of the camp thereof saying:

3. Hast my turn not come to reign over this kingdom? Appoint me this day, I beseech thee, that I mayest contest the throne upon this platform in fulfilment of thy covenant with me.

4. But leaders of the camp thereof despiseth the son of Tinubu for they saith in their hearts he is a mean and stiff-necked man.

5. Then saith they unto him, wherefore seekest thou to ascend unto the throne? Art thou not a man full of age with weak bones and thy health faileth thee?

6. How beautiful shall it be if we anointest a wise and upright man of fewer years to rule after king Buha.

7. Then the son of Tinubu was greatly raged and he replied them according to these words saying, knowest not thou that with my very hands did I built this camp?

8. Verily verily I say unto thee, the same shall I pull down and render utterly dissolate until there remaineth no stone upon another if thou fulfileth not thy covenant with I.

9. And the leaders were greatly terrified by these words, then saith one man to the other, let us appoint the son of Tinubu this day lest he destroyeth this camp.

10. Then it came to pass that the camp of APC appointed Bola the son of Tinubu whom they call the Jagaban to contest the throne of the kingdom.

11. But when the time was come to anoint a deputy unto him, he searcheth to and fro the entire kingdom and declared unto the people saying, Kashim the son of Shettima hast found favour in mine eyes. He shall be my helpmeet.

12. But the Christians and many other inhabitants of the kingdom were vexed with great vexation at the hearing of this news. And they say, but how shall this thing be?

13. Is the Jagaban not a Muslim? wherefore choseth he another that practiceth Islam as deputy against tradition?

14. But the son of Tinubu remaineth unmoved and heedeth not to the wailings of the people.

15. And when the day that he mayest unveil his deputy unto the people drew nigh, then seeketh he the counsel of wisemen in the camp thereof saying:

16. How shall we bring our Christian brethren into the fold? lo, they are greatly raged.

17. And they counselled him in this manner saying, invite their highest leaders unto thy bosom even unto the unveiling ceremony, invite their Bishops.

18. For it shall come to pass that where the hearts of the Bishop is, there shall the heart of his congregation also be.

19. And this counsel pleased the Jagaban. But when he sent for the Bishops, they honoureth not his invitation.

20. And he said unto garment makers, make unto us thirty pieces of a bishop's robe. And it was done according to how he commanded.

21. And when the day was come for the unveiling ceremony, he searcheth for thirty men of weaker virtues.

22. Then they made a covenant with them saying, we shall pay thee a hundred thousand shekels each if only thou shalt cast this robe upon thee and be presented as Bishops of the kingdom.

23. And these words were pleasant unto the men for it was a perilous time in the kingdom. In this manner they were presented at the unveiling ceremony.

24.Then newsmen of the city spake unto the men on Bishop's robe say, art thou truly Bishops? Where are thy churches and from whence comest thou? But in all these, they spake not a word.

25. But when the ceremony was over, these men were only given thirty thousand shekels each. And they saith one man to the other, lo, the camp of APC dealeth treacherously with us. Then they departed with grumbling.

26. Then the church was vexed with great vexation saying, wherefore hast the Jagaban and his camp practiceth this grave evil against the body of Christ?

27. Woe unto thee for thou hireth false Bishops and desecrateth the institution of Bishopric.
But if only thou and all they counsel shall confess thy transgressions, eschew every deceit and turn away from thy evil ways, thy sins shall be forgiven.

28. But up till this day, the Jagaban and Shetima hardeneth their heart and repenteth not. And saith they unto the people, surely they were upcoming bishops that were yet unknown unto the people.

29. Then the son of man declared unto the people saying, lo, they are bishops of Baal.

DonMakaveli21:
Nancy isimi my beautiful favourite actress. Her low cut hair style dey turn me on

Turn you on?
Oh I see......
Your head is not correct

The same unknown gunmen was encouraged by the whole entire Igbo race at the beginning


The monsters you created is now feeding on you. Una never see anything yet.

Tannhauser:


Happened to me too...mine was a drunk FRSC though.

Drunk FRSC?
You should've slap craze common for his body. At least those ones no dey use gun na.

If any FRSC try such with me, he will join his ancestors that very day. I remember the last time I came to Nigeria, that was how one FRSC officer was challenging me that one of my tyres is expired. Car wey i brought the second day as I reach Lagos. I show them the street side of me. Nonsense

Wow