₦airaland Forum

ANDREW91:
Sultan of Sokoto
Oba of Benin
Ooni of Ife
In that order

When it comes to viewing the origin of those mentioned:
1- Sultan of Sokoto is an Islamic ruler, he's not a king.
2- Oba of Benin is one of the servant of Oduduwa (so second hand king)
3- Oni of Ife is the only person who's a recognised king among the three (3) mentioned.

Incase you disagree, let me remind you that SNIPPER is just 800 Naira only.

Labour union leaders (especially NLC) should please go and sit down jàre.





Useless toothless bulldogs

Just imagine,
You wan take 3million kit ordinary olopa?



Nigerians will prefer you use the money to buy bingo(ekuke) and station them in every police station.

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:


Good morning Sir/Ma,
We are grateful thus far, for all the efforts expended on our behalf as regards our unpaid allowances of covid 19 data collection for the months of (April and May 2021 respectively).
It has been months ago, that we were promised to be paid those allowances and we would like to bring to your very attention that this is the last month of the year, just as we are now at our wits' end.
We are Nigerians and we are quite aware of the financial difficulties/crises most of us are passing through. At the risk of sounding like a broken record, I would like to remind you sir/ma, that majority of us borrowed money to be able to carry out our assignments and our creditors are no longer patient with us as we cannot say we blame them.
We are therefore passionately pleading for the payment of our allowances for the month of April and May 2021.
We earnestly await your prompt payment as the year runs to an end.

Thanks and God bless.


Signed: Concerned members in Ekiti State

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:


Good morning Sir/Ma,
We are grateful thus far, for all the efforts expended on our behalf as regards our unpaid allowances of covid 19 data collection for the months of (April and May 2021 respectively).
It has been months ago, that we were promised to be paid those allowances and we would like to bring to your very attention that this is the last month of the year, just as we are now at our wits' end.
We are Nigerians and we are quite aware of the financial difficulties/crises most of us are passing through. At the risk of sounding like a broken record, I would like to remind you sir/ma, that majority of us borrowed money to be able to carry out our assignments and our creditors are no longer patient with us as we cannot say we blame them.
We are therefore passionately pleading for the payment of our allowances for the month of April and May 2021.
We earnestly await your prompt payment as the year runs to an end.

Thanks and God bless.


Signed: Concerned members in Ekiti State

That woman need to be stone to death.





Someone that will never leave her phone behind left her daughter to go and look for change.

Truly common sense is not common

Kabiyesi ooo.


As an Igbo man wey i be, how I wish this man can rule us and our next generation in Onitsha for just a month. He's the most respected king in Nigeria.
I cherish him for always saying the truth to authorities in power

Long live Oni (The most respected king in Africa)

The two idiots





Local man is not surprised

Look at the evil masquerade pressing that lady bobby ooo


Haba! Igbos are bastardizing African culture.
That's very bad na

Just 70?



Stop spreading fake news.
North is safe under Buhari
Buhari till 2090



Una go wise by force

Ihedioha, Obi Cubana, Owelle Rochas Okorocha the three(3) idiots thieves

A terrorist organization lambasting a midget who's also a potential terrorist





Business associates

He want to stylishly pay a visit to his brothers (repentant Boko Haram members) who are just re-integrated back to our society




Buhari, o ni ku re

Challenging a terrorist organization to lunch a security outfit?





Is his brain paining him?

Just 20?






Buhari till 2090
Una go wise by force

FAKE NEWS.
North is safe.
The bandits only took them for a crusade.
Buhari till 2090




By the time the lieutenants(bandits) of our darling daddy(Buhari) are done with you people, una go wise by force.


Aboki my people, oya shout Sai baba

Another name for failure is called Buhari





Nothing is working in this country expect corruption
For how long shall we continue paying this exorbitant rate for darkness?

Buhari, your left yansh

Roon9:
Hope you are helping with the chores

Adequately sir.

Two armed robbery suspects, Kenneth Akpa and Uche Kanu Ojukwu






Doing what they are good in doing.
Àwon olórí pelebe

Aruwo ko ni music ooooo



Empty barrel lo ma un pawuro.

Nonsense write up.




Seem you don't have idea of what's called fact check

We believe you jor.



Mannequin can't impregnate a woman
That's impossible

So this old man still dey break bottle on top fellow man head because of pusssy?




God bless the prestigious Ikoyi Club

This devish midget is doing everything to redeem his bad image.




If you're not Seyi Makinde, you can't be Seyi Makinde.

The MOD that brought this to front page must be very stupid


Nairaland is loosing is value.
What kind of news is this

Nonsense