₦airaland Forum

I don't know if this Is normal, but since childhood I have never fallen in love with a girl that Is my mate its always The other way round....older girls. Am I alright ?

When they want to put you into trouble
or push you into temptation, they start by coming to ur
house.
Then,
1st day: They forget charger
2nd day: They forget purse
3rd day: They forget face towel
4th day: They forget house key
5th day: They forget make-up kit
6th day: They forget headset
7th day: They wash their undies & forget them in ur place
8th day: repaint the room
Then finally they will teyyu...my landlord wants me to pack out
.......

iliyande:
ABUJA – The All Progressives Congress, APC, led Federal Government yesterday said that the payment of the N5000 stipend to the unemployed Nigerians will commence next year.

It regretted that the payment could not take off now due to non budgetary provisions.

Minister of Youth and Sports, Barrister Solomon Dalong revealed this yesterday in Abuja when he paid a condolence visit to the national chairman of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Chief John Odigie-Oyegun at the nationL secretariat in Abuja on the demise of Prince Abubakar Audu, the erstwhile governorship candidate of the party in Kogi State election.

Dalong who spoke with Journalists assured that APC government would also create more jobs to fulfill its campaign promises.

CC: lalasticlala

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/fg-confirms-payment-of-n5000-stipend-to-unemployed-youth-next-year/

I believe that APC will do this but first of all the should tell us how this going to be done. How are the going to spot out the unemployed youth and pay them and the VP said its going to be in batches, how the distinguish one batch from the other . Is it going to be paid monthly or yearly

searching4l0ve:
IMPOSSIBLE. HE IS THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF AND NO ONE QUESTIONS HIS AUTHORITY. YOU SHOULD RATHER INVITE GEJ AND DIEZANI WHO LOOTED ALL THE MONEY IN THE OIL SECTOR. EVEN IF BUHARI NO DO ANY THING FOR 4 YEARS, WE WILL VOTE FOR HIM AGAIN FOR HELPING US SEND GEJ BACK TO OTUOKE. SAI BUHARI

Bros abeg no vex ooo....wetin u De smoke were high u like this I for like taste am .mbok

HopeAtHand:
Where do they have oil on land in Aks...imagine a state with about 100% offshore oil talking about siting a refinery..are we looking for a refinery that will triple cost of production at this time??

Akwa Ibom governor should go and sit down..

May God forgive you. You think this new generation will just fold their hands and watch you people take their wealth or alter THE pace of development in Akwa ibom state. For your information we are ready to stand up for our right, enough of not having control of our resources we want to know THE in and out of our reaources we are no more underdogs.... No wonder THE confab report has not been implement in order to still deprive us . May GOD Bless Obong Victor Attah and others who fought THE battle of offshore onshore dichotomy and also Bless senator Godswill Obot Akpabio for taking back our oil Wells....... I bow out

Damilare5882:
lol ... Don't know d definition of wah you meant by good toto ooo

neither do I know that's why I asked....... Mrs Chima said it and U answered amen

Damilare5882:
amen oo .... Smiles

good toto ? Am I right

Highcuerayte:
I think I have to, at this moment, as a neccesity make an educative obbligato note on the OP's view on the present contemporary subject of discussion, rephrased, Forgiving A Cheating Girlfriend.

First and foremost, I will like OP or anyone who cares to,explain how a 'girlfriend' can be cheating on you,having in mind the realistic definition of a girlfriend not in the unrealistic context of Oxford dictionary which defines it "an inamorata" but the consistent realistic definition,opined, is your female friend with no string attached; "string attached" here is "Engagement or marriage".


That in mind, if defined correctly,mutatiamutandis,accept my perspective, why won't you forgive someone who hitherto is nothing but a female friend to you and not yet be,if soon may, under any agreement of marriage with you when you can easily forgives your male friends?

I think we should learn to learn and acknowledge, appropriately,if necessary,distinctively draw the difference between a "Girlfriend" and a "Wife." A girlfriend I submit cannot cheat only a wife can.

what you are saying Is definitely true, but what if it Is vice versa...... Girls attitude towards a cheating boyfriend Is more alarming than that of guys unless she Is only there to milk THE Guy hard end money dry. I know a lot of celebrities that have been pulled down by their girlfriends

prettythicksme:
Buy her ferrari!!

lol.....that kind Ferrari hop not hand woven Ferrari I saw sometime ago here on nairaland

pet4ril:
If i talk now, some op will say i have cone again.....

talk My Dear....its a free world

pcguru1:
Well most gals play safe with their money they will never get you anything expensive so just get used to it also get a gift you won't regret when you guys break up. Though got an expensive gift from a female friend was touched that I equally got the same for her, if I got a boxer then the same follows suit. Not saying gals are stingy but they are calculated with their cash so better be with yours too.

then we guys need To play safer than them

agarawu23:
buy her akupe pant and bra too

where will we see this thing and buy ...Is it on Konga ?

ojun50:
bag,cloth or shoe

bag, clothe or shoe .....she want go child dedication

ojun50:
See those too ladies there life op get her somtin good

someting like

halfrica:
Buy her same too this time he shd buy over size nd fairly used pants nd bras

Wat if dats wat d girl cud afford nko??
As at that time

All hands are nt equall u kno

where can we see this oversize and fairly used pant ..I think we need it

misspicy:
she even try sef

lol don't tell me u r stingy ooo....I don't know beautiful gals To be stingy

She bought My friend a pair of boxers and a pair of singlets on his birthday months back , her birthday Is on Wednesday next week what do u suggest My friend should buy for her....... By De way those singlets wer fake and undersize

Nicepoker:
free money indeed. When FG is pumping billions out from the state

leave THE Guy let him continue saying gibberish. I think south south governor should be serious about making true federalism more realistic....enough of this bullshit. We SS produces all THE funds but yet no impact . True federalism we want and nothing more

Hahahaha can't stop.laughing ...have u seen The disadvantage of not showing this boy how To toast a lady....I for deny The dude I swear

Read The quoted words again am sure u will spot it out

cherrybrown:
Since the girl did not behaviour her self very well the best thing the guy should do is to keep it to himself and not to board casting

Dear sleep plenty for ur eyes ....correct ur mistakes

Andy u r mouthed......lucky you if u didn't return early, she for chop ur dry Garri finish..forming Behind but hunger don kill am...

They are,almost everywhere now .some can't even call you with their credit The either flash or send please call me. Once I discover them I apply all My tatics off I go

Hahaha ......leave olamide alone ......me no even get My Dad pics for phone

PassingShot:
It’s unfortunate that politics has made many to become irrational and illogical in their reasoning. This fact is more pronounced on this forum by many members from both sides of the divide (APC & PDP).

I read with astonishment, an attempt by TonyeBarcanista to stand logic on its head with a thread claiming that it’s illogical to say PDP destroyed Nigeria for sixteen years! What an absurdity and irresponsibility!

If any sane human being wants to argue against the fact that it was PDP that destroyed Nigeria for sixteen years, the person will need to at least provide the name of the party that did. It won’t be enough to tell us that some of those in PDP who contributed to ruining Nigeria in those sixteen years have either moved to APC or another party. Anyone who maintains that PDP is not responsible is illogical and is committing fallacy of Ignoratio elenchi (diverting argument to unrelated issues).

What is Logic?
In logic, necessity and sufficiency are implicational relationships between statements. The assertion that one statement is a necessary and sufficient condition of another means that the former statement is true if and only if the latter is true. That is, the two statements must be either simultaneously true or simultaneously false. 
In ordinary English, 'necessary' and 'sufficient' indicate relations between conditions or states of affairs, not statements. Being a male sibling is a necessary and sufficient condition for being a brother. Fred's being a male sibling is necessary and sufficient for the truth of the statement that Fred is a brother.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necessity_and_sufficiency

Applying the above explanation, it’s no rocket science to understand that if President Obasanjo was in PDP in the eight years he ruled, PDP as a party is responsible for the outcome of his leadership in those eight years. This fact will hold true for eternity even if he changes party ten times thereafter.

From 1999 to 2015, the three presidents we have had in Nigeria (OBJ, Yar’Adua and GEJ) all belonged in PDP throughout their tenure and there is NOTHING anyone can say or do to change the fact that it was PDP that ruled in those years. To conclude otherwise (or attempt to), will only expose the arguer as an illogical, unreasonable and a mischievous entity.

Factors that determine success or failure of a party
The writer of the referenced article failed to consider the following factors that resulted in failure of PDP. Instead, he dwelled ignorantly or mischievously on occurrences (defections) that didn’t have any impact on the fact that those defectors were in PDP when the party ruled for the sixteen years under review.

Party’s Ideology
A party’s philosophy is very important in shaping how the party is perceived by the populace. At a point, PDP was known and addressed as a “killer party” because of the members’ attitude of settling their political scores by assassination of their opponents and foes within. Pa Alfred Rewane, Chief Bola Ige, Funsho Williams, Eyo Eyo, Marshall Harry, Barnabas Igwe and many others were brutally murdered during PDP reign. Not a single of those assassinations has been resolved till date.

Another prominent ideology of PDP is corruption. Whether the party sympathizers online and offline like to hear it or not, PDP took corruption in Nigeria to another level. During OBJ’s regime, it was not uncommon to hear and read how the NASS was bombarded with Ghana-Must-Go bags starched with hard currencies to bribe NASS members to do the biddings of the presidency. We were not kids not to remember how Ken Nnamani, Emwerem, and Okadigbo were all removed through bribing of senate members.

Under PDP there were high profile corruption cases that remain unresolved till date. Pension scam (30 billion naira); Oil Subsidy fraud in which many were arraigned for defrauding the nation of billions of dollars in subsidies they never earned; Nigerian Immigration Scam where many innocent souls were lost and no one was brought to justice; Stella Oduah’s N255m BMW and Kerosene Scam just to mention a few.

Implication of PDP philosophy of political assassination and corruption is that a person with different belief who finds himself in such a party can easily be swayed into taking up the party’s crude and wicked ways of doing things. An example is a case of a PDP senator in 2007 that rejected his share of bribery on three occasions but finally gave in on the fourth occasion when he had become overwhelmed by the incessant approaches by his party to toe the party’s line.

Similarly, a crooked politician can be straightened by the good ideology of his party if he soon discovers that his crude ways have no place in his party’s belief.

Leadership
There is the common saying that when the head is rotten, it affects the whole body. This saying aptly describes the type of leaders we have had in PDP. It is the type of leadership that determines how the followers behave. When PDP politicians knew that OBJ was in the habit of bribing his way in the national assembly, what and who would have stopped them from engaging in their own “lootocracy”?
Whence PDP politicians knew that “stealing was not corruption” under GEJ, and also knew that keeping “the goats and yams” together (the politicians and the treasury) was enough justification for them to loot with reckless abandon, who/what would have stopped them from stealing?

Absence of good leadership from PDP in the sixteen years it ruled is well documented such that no one can wish it away. No amount of articles or campaign can sweep those unfortunate years away from Nigeria’s history and it makes mockery of anyone attempting to re-write the history because Nigerians are largely no fools. Those with short memories will always be reminded at the right time.

Lastly, the corrupt politicians who have moved from PDP to APC cannot now be termed saints. They remain with stains and their corruption cases/allegations still hang on their neck and we hope they are eventually brought to justice. However, what is more important to Nigerians now is how they behave under new leadership and a new party with sane ideologies.

The question is, if PDP is not responsible for ruining Nigeria in the sixteen years it ruled, which party did?

Nigeria shall be great again!

yea its true pdp ruin Nigeria for 16 ...but want to ask where was amaechi, saraki ,udo udoma ,Ngige ,Rochas in THE last 10 years

dammytosh:
Another story for the gods . Ask Odi


Every building in the town except the bank, the Anglican church and the health center was burned to the ground.

Ask same Obasanjo.

through your reasoning I have been able To deduce some fact . The fact Is that this government Is more interested in south south region than any region, THE same drones and massacre you claim happened in odi, why can't THE apply such logistics and assault To boko haram...mme inwang unam Ikot

dammytosh:


Another Empty threat.


Henry Okah of MEND almost commited suicide in court when he discovered that it is 4 years and you guys did nothing.



No be only before WAR , na AFTER WAR

Mr Man ask obasanjo what he passed through in The hands of militant.....one week alone Is too much To crumble Nigeria

anytexy:
E no concern us. if they like let them finish every body. What is important to us now is to take over river state by all means We must grab One or two oil reach states.. Sai Baba . Sai Apc

illiterate it Is Rich states not reach state almajiri like u ......till u die u will never smell any ss state

ProfEinstein:
Banging body jor, I can always cover the face with a pillow

or u wear a black shade while De lights are off

Lol....funny news....former managing director of zenith Bank......do u know that Is first house in the village...where do u want him to stay or be connected with his people well.....he spent a lot of years in Lagos