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Preciouseze: do jamb first b4 u tink of postutme

ha precious was dat ow yhu wer ansad wen yhu wantd to write yhur own ni....

holadymejy: Pls can anyone tell me how UI postutme is conducted and how the score is calculated?
By d way, am asking because i will be choosing UI next year 2013.

erm actually yhu cant say exactly ow next yearz putme wuld b conducted buh 4us dis year it was OBJ 100 qstnz...all questionz are on d four subjects yhu put in 4 durin jamb.wat course dyu intend goin 4 by d way

n d post utme was scored over hundred....also dis years shortlist 4d putme was based on jamb......next year MIGHT not be d same since last year wasnt so just prepare yhurslf very wel

winnie lol yhu dey grow thinne rmi dey grow fatter upon say i dey work na 2wiks to resumtion my own cloth shoppin go strt

i no fit dey go tailor place 4 adjustmnt evriwik

@my soft minded frnd n its tru ooo by d tym we resume na we go dey cry make den do fast we wan go home...nawa oooo

Tolu k: Hmmm! Zezeny.av bn tinkin .Is dat ur real name.

erm zezeny is a twin i fink he's d kehinde abi leget am i ryt

al ov yhu shuld stop assuming 4 UI pliz as we al know UI is vewi vewi vewi unpredictable derz no point tryin to gues wat ll happen nxt wen dey ll soon put sumfin up on deir websyt

its bginin to get annoyin diff pple sayin diff finz....mtcheeew

Buike8: Som1 tld me ysterday,its nt lyk i concoctd it oo.bsyds i c notin bad in relayin wot i found out here weda truth or nt 4 us 2 rub minds 2geda nd decide d truth.

did i juz hear yhu say "decide the truth"

whereva did yhu get dat concept 4rm??

zezeny: Oh my GOD!!! See people complainig about UI o... If u are bittered towards UI like dis, den wot shud people pursuing admission in OAU do? Lmao, u people av all seen ur names on d list (DE nd UTME), u ve done ur clearance nd yet u dey para 4 UI.... Oga o. Let's take it easy ehn? D skool is not folding deir arms, dey are working day by day. Besides, dis is a new session nd certain tinz have to be in place b4 resumption. GOODLUCK

abi oooo or AAUA my frnd der tld mi he ll advise deir jambites to buy dis yrz 4m again juz imagine......make we juz chill jawe

bla bla bla everybody is juz talkin some are even talkin 4rm both sides ov deir mouth confusin demselves n us
c ehn if no b say na UCH una wan resume because ov high bp n stfs abeg make una chillex go drink maltex wait till UI go talk wetin dem wan talk until den make we hear word 4hia abeg xcept yhu v got info dat yhu can prove n not juz guesses disguised as rumors



damoye i dey ooo ow church....i dey fear dah yhur 3D ooo

Ibraheeym: See dis girl o.. U think say me I resemble all doz ya 15yr Old BFs ni..

ibro no make mrs odunnu come dey hide my own posts ooo cos i go vex n my vex no gud
ehen mi 15yr old bfz abi mi no b sugar mummy now buh e b lyk say na dose kind finz yhu dey do
if yhu r 17 yhur gf shuld b around dat 30sumfin #juz kiddin tho# so if yhu take mi up amma beat yhu up ryt here n now

veevyan: hi every1,ds is veevyan n am d newest nairalander on the block, just got admitted in2 u.i to study law n would luv to make friends. any1/

welcome on board d craziest thread on #land sweerie if yhu r on 2go yhu can add me beatrice1355
fb.... www.facebook.com/beatriceoluwaseyi.com

am in 4 aquaculture n fisheries managmnt we v got many lawyers in here tho

Inezara: Boredom has made me carry belle na.I am pregnant.See wat U.I has caused na.What will I do na?God!

sweerie lemme advise yhu....yhu no my advice is always da best follow it and al shall be wel wiv yhu


erm so yhu no wat we ll do to dat yhur pregnacy ehn
yhu ll kip it den wen yhu get to skul d 1st fin yhu ll do iz to go to d VCz office (no worri i get im numba) wen yhu get der tel im dat as a result ov d boredom durin d waitin period yhu met his son @a nytclub n yhu guyz had sumfin goin n along d lyn d guy impregnated yhu n disappeard
buh dropd his dadz numba

juz stand der lukin @him eye bal to eye bal wen yhu finish talkin n wait 4his nxt line ov action
am sure yhu ll get sum really special treatmnts.....hehehe


buh until den eat enuf vegs and balanced diets reduce yhur sugar intake n eat az many concortion foods as possible yhu no lyk beans mixd wiv banana n dose kind ov stfts so dat d baby can come awt healthy...




op my advice suits yhur nid 100%

DuBooVay: Wonder who wants to evn date u@ibra_only a witch can handle U

ha winnie me can handle him ooo (am not a witch sha) buh wen am done wiv him he'll find imslf wishing he drank hypo instead

Abdul Fattah: Where is OOU

c'mon hun yhu had to quote d whole post juz to ask dat?
waznt necessary

ishowdot@gmail.:
wu gav u dat glasses,luv dm o

lol my optician na hu else go gimme glasses tele

ishowdot@gmail.:
EYE TEST:
Hw mny A's cn u see below


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i use glasses ehn so yhu mustnt mark mi wrong we v got 4 Az der

Tolu k: dat's right peopl can realy discourage u. I rememba ma pricipal said dat u.i is a postgraduate sch. & dat d undagraduate is 4 d children of d staff. So encourage ursef & read hard & pray hard so dat no mata d styl of admision, u'l succeed.

same happened to me ooo....imagine those yhu fink would help yhu in one way or the other discouraging and tellin yhu "why UI why that course you cant go in wiv that result UI wont accept yhu change skul change course"
really TRUSTING WHOLEHEARTEDLY IN GOD is one major fin my admission this year has taught mi cos i gained admission wivawt any long legs or skinny hand hmmmn


so to dose considerin UI as a choice lyk ibro said its a very unpredictable institution so dont let anybody i repeat let nobody discourage yhu cos yhu gonn ahave yhurself to blame @d end if yhu follow pples talk and not yhur heart




and we dat we af c admission and fed govt want to spoil i t4us wiv their kids abroad......






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ishowdot@gmail.:
Today, may our God go ahead of
you to fight your hidden battles,
your foot shall not lead you to a
place of destruction, every arrow
shot in the spiritual realm to
terminate your life this day, i
cancel them, it shall never have
effect over your life. May the
favour of the Almighty God locate
you this day in thy mighty
powerful name of Jesus.
Morning !!!!!!
SUMONE SHOULD CLAIM DIS!

amen
ishow does chrislam wetin make dem ban yhur posts na

Machini: Is it just me or does anyone else feel dis is meant for facebook n not nairaland? I feel d OP just replaced 'facebook' with 'nairaland' in ALMOST evrywhere facebook ws supposed to appear, yes, i used almost cos he actually forgot to do so in point number 10.

its been said above severally no nid to repeat a point already made

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really without hating i cant believe this is d first topic on the frontpage....
smh 4seun and his moderators




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malikidi: bealuv o have 1 more problem....... wu will be cooking for me wen we resume...will u volunteer ursef as in my softminded best friend

lol c'mon sweerie yhu no yhu dont have to ask mi am always here 4yhu











erm as long as yhu can pay d price








lets say 1.5million(not cefa ooo i mean naira) per month wiv food stfs oooo cos i aint goin to no market

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Inezara: Pls friends.My dad said he'll be saying 40,000 into my account every month but it won't be okay because I have to buy Ice cream 5 times in a week,renew my Bis with 3000,make my Brazilian hair,change my gold wrist watch and eat in Tanties or Mr Biggs morning,afternoon,evening and night.I don't think that amount will be enough.What do I do pls?

lol you are one naughty gurl
lemme tel you wat to do uhn
1st ov al yhur list isnt complete ooo apart 4rm d brazilian and bis n tanties n biggies n al d ies i fink yhu shuld add more to d list lyk change yhur wardrobe every weekend erm yhu no yhu gats to spend money on parties too n den celebrate yhur bufdae evry month n organise take out 4yhur whole hostel der shuld b more buh lets pity yhur popsi ehn so juz ask im to increase d 40bay to lyk 500bay per month


we shuld b able to manage dat uhn

heeeeeeeeey fank God ooooo
@least dey ve announcd clearance deadline ha waz beginnin to fink dey ll wait til dec mtchew......abeg any news on wen dey ll do d allocation ish

gud thing its january sef i dont see myself missing this yearz christmas siken(ibadan dialect)


abeg ooo who knows if nokia asha can download whatsapp asha 200

DuBooVay: C nw jossy af vex4us*sobbin*

make d water no reach my side

Jossy4luv1: am nt concern about d english bt 4 u to knw what am pasing acros 2 u.what i mean is dat d colege of edu is afliated to ui..final

lol.......d COE is an affiliate ov d UOI.....shikena....una too lyk to dey make mountains out ov molehills haba!

Ibraheeym: Thanks o.. For The 1st tym on NL, sumone is On D Same Page wit Me! I gueess ppl are just alwayz judging Me based on Past Occurences!

lmao.....1st impression always lasts longer sweerie

DuBooVay: Wahz dis? Frustratd me_my last post was full ov gbagaun_meant I wna brng GP tank t sch

sue seun osewa na

Goodboy2012: Lol ... *Yinmu*
no be only bb touch, na bb candle ...
Why u no go meet Shakiru wey don dey woo u since?
Kasimu nko?
Abi mufuli omo iya ologi wey say e get intrest in U..
Above all, Ogunsina wey dey do sobata (cobler) nko wey get 3 edifice 4 iyana mosifala road wey get 4 good cars,wey get 7 wifes.. Why u no go meet am make u be him 8th wife so dat u go fit dey collect money 4rm am ... dnt dull as a sharp gal

ha dimeji i no lyk am oooo i tel yhu say i don born again....i no dey do al dose kind finz again na







by d way......whoelse is hating this weather apart 4rm me

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malikidi: My dear bealuv u've been answering my questn to my satisfaction.No wori i will remember u nd bring 1 live goat for u on our resumptn date.I hope u go collect am. if no,no 4get say prof.em dey hear.... i knw prof go lyk dat wink...home don tire oooo.hope nxt year jamb no meet us for home oooooo jooor ooo ui no let my stove rust oooooooo.
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ahn ahn i no lyk am oooo .....dnt yhu am a bigz gurl and so i deal wiv bigz finz a live goat iz too smal oooo erm lemme c








i fink an elephant wuld do

prof.em:
@babstoxyn U̶̲̥̅̊
Needn't to have quoted dat all
Aba !

hehehehe he ddnt know nao

malikidi: xcuse me pals, can i come along with my maid to skul......... as in to help me do some washing and some stuff..... abeg as usual soft minded ones shld reply

as usual am a soft minded sumbody again always here to give yhu d reply yhu ll nev aget 4rm anyoda psn.....hehehe....erm since i luv al my frnds includin yhu......my advice is dis....1maid is not enuf yhu kan get 2 maids each 4washin clothes,washin plates,layin yhur bed,cookin,bathin 4yhu(sebi yhu af watchd coming to america),erm and i fink yhu ll need escorts too to lecture halls and stfs make d gurls pweerie oooo....hehehehe

oladosuphemmy: xcuse me, can i com with my refridgeror,AC,gas cooker,microwave oven ,heater, cousin chair, car,tv,dvd,xbox,desktop,generator and iron.Pls it urgent

guy sumbody has asked dis qstn b4 nao my soft minded frnd....yhu can bring everyfin and dnt 4get yhur bricklayer @home yhu no yhu ll nid xtra room 4evrifin n we wont want trouble wiv yhur roomies so wiv al dose 1z bring yhur bricklayer and carpenter too in case ov any woodwork.....






i cant fit laff