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all these people sef ....whatever happened to "smokers are liable to die young"


this is just plain crazy......or what other word can be used to describe this stupidity going on in the name of entertainment.....smh for our "leaders of tomorrow" gradually wasting away

1015 pages!!!!! like seriously...I salute you guys ooooo

sanniemoe: 1st. U a student

2nd. U a broke

3rd. U unemployed

All of ds no be crime, U know the greatest sin U committed is thinking marriage in ur situation. U ought to be lashed 10 whips of Koboko by all the ladies on NL... U a big fool .. Ur blood is soo fool,U should be called BLOODY FOOL

i recall him saying something about advice and SCOLDING(where applicable)...he didnt say INSULTS....respect others and you'll earn some yourself

eddiebruk: If you think this guy is a bigot like this post.

sorry

PAGAN 9JA:
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OUR PAGAN ANCESTORS KNEW EVERYTHING!


NOVEMBER 3rd FALLS ON SUNDAY, THE DAY DEDICATED TO THE SUN GOD SOL INVICTUS!

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attention-seeking posts...isnt there something about this in our nairaland 20 commandements


abeg type in lower case jare make we see road

zezeny: Bro, take it easy. U will surely know ur course mates. They might not be many/present here on NL. Jst chill nd focus on ur admission for now. And if u av any question concerning HISTORY as a course, jst let me know, I'm always ready to answer u. History is a very interesting course, u will so much enjoy studying it. GOODLUCK

zezeny so you are still on nairaland....e ku ojo hundred....a de ku ti ASUU ooo....dont have you on my 2go list....dat ur username was too long for me to remember that time...you could add me up beatrice1355

Hi all,please do we have anyone who went for CLA in the house....

Erm and agric too

Tecno yaf confuse sumborry finish...how much is this one now

So to my kid sister and all you guys writing todayz exam i wish you success and Godz best.....cant wait to hear good news ooo

Fynestboi: jamb reg and surname respectively

ese ooooo

Dr.'Hesjay:
*prostrates*
long tym madam....
U.i gave first choice candidates pin..the user id is jamb reg no..
I fink d pin for 2nd choice peepz is their surname and d user id,their jamb reg no...
.
How've u bn?..pray for us o

Thanks a lot dearie, not to worry as long as you are fully prepared and with God on your side, your admission is sure...wishing you guys success and the best of God in your post utme

max_ben: The passport we are taking along...
what background should it be?

Cause it wasn't specified on the "INVITATION".

its advisable you use a white background

hi guys please is there any second choice candidate that has printed out their letter of invitation. I have someone who just called me and is asking me what she should use as a pin....were you guys not told to generate your pin when applying as second choice.....answers please

They should just resolve this thing and let us know exactly when we would resume....or when the strike would be called off

still waiting for the day our leaders would be straightforward and come out clean with us.....
Meanwhile till they call off the strike....work continues

Erm exactly what kind of toilet seat did they use for this research sef

nosa2: Over 10% return monthly would be very hard and I can't think of anything, if he had more capital I could give some ideas but 500k is small to start a business

thanks actally its between 500k n 1million naira

Hi OP....i have someone who has about 500,000naira and wants to go into a business in which he ll have monthly income of over 60,000naira...so he asked me for business ideas and coming across your thread i decided to bring this up here...i would really appreciate whatever ideas you have

Tunsbobo: Ludo is a fun-bonding activity? These are really end-times

yhu no dis whole end-time fin iz really gettin annoyin and borin...theres hardly a nairaland thread where u dont find these kinda peeps...yhu guyz shuld juz quit ds rubbish

Good day please @however is handling this thread. I am making use of a nokia asha 210...but since i connected it with the wi-fi in my office the phone seems to be misbehaving,it goes off and on toooo frequently n its not yet up to a month old....also when i try to watch a video on youtube it only loads to about 60percent n it says no response datz wiv wifi meanwhile wiv my normal data bundle i can watch videos.....please what should i do...thanks

hello all,op u guyz r doin gud.....juz wanna know if anybody has tried uploading their waec results....i mean those who used awaiting results

shakur07: madam seyi *** shey UI no knw say *ireti pipe ma n se okan lare ni **awa guys ti wa ni agro nau ** we r ready to blast anitin blastable even IFA^s bedroom sef

lol sebi na blast una won blast....e ma worry e sa ni suru....yhu guyz shuld juz chill n be gettin prepared....n dnt 4get prayers it really helps.....d admission process is really easy...write d exam pass d cut-off n yhu r in....derz no underground work to be done....dnt mind dah guy dah posted nonsense up der....nobody excpt God cn help yhu get in2 UI

morgan**g:
menh....i'm tired of waiting in suspense!! Am jst tired of diz ui post jamb method of inviting candidates.... Ok now take d lyks of oau,uniben and uni ilorin**dey all straigth forward in tearmz of conducting dre xamz!! Obviously now am jeolous of dose who wrote dre xamz nd @ d same tym hapi for doze who blast dre xam kudos!!cant wait for mine..shout out to my hommy** isaolamide wishing him sucess tomoro in his xam @ lautech.. Wellsha!! I'm jst praying to b among doze invited nd admitted respectively...

patience deawie....datz one ov d finz dat makes UI unique

ninja4life: thanks 4 d correction.po

~Bluetooth:
You meant "LENGTH" right ?


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[quote author=ninja4life]Rip man,well i dont think any nigerian reporter is ready to go to such length b4 making their reports.most of them na copy and paste they specializes in.i hope dey take their job seriously and expose d ills their polilical jobbers are doing to d country.
Wow today is my lucky day on nairaland,my post made nairaland frontpage now i'm d first 2 comment.[\quote]

lol

and someone out there is smiling saying "thats my role model"..mtcheeeew

adetola31: When u get addicted to a things its so hard 2 leave it... Hello peeps....

heeey tola ow yhu doin its really been a long while....op dis qstn isnt coming too late sha buh ow waz yhur jamb....op twas gud

hello evrione op we ve been good.....n op jamb wasnt too hard on us.....no mata wat....AAL IZ WELL
....expecting to c yhu guyz ova @ UI vewi soon by Godz grace...luv y'all

lokobam: na wah 4 u oo..u no go free dis guy?

what did i do na

busybrains: If there is anyone interested in having the jamb answers sent to their mobile phones before the examination pls call 07087706791. Success is our only option as God is my witness. Spread the word!! Busybrains.

i personally fink ur 'busybrains' shuld be changed to 'dullbrains'

Unigrad: . Thank u 4 d info. I will do dat.

save urself d stress wen u get to ur bank juz reqst 4 d alert form where u ll fill in ur contact details for u to start receiving alerts

SELFWORTH: Lots of teenagers on this thread.

so am wondering if teenagers have stopped being human beings....i have seen this on several nairaland threads i just cant ignore it anymore.....why do d "mature" ones feel the "teenagers" shouldnt have a say in some things....if the teenagers err,you having a "matured mind" is meant to be able to correct them....but that just never happens.

heaven knows some teenagers are more matured in their thinkin than the "mature" ones

tosomaju: I was @d zoo last Saturday, i counted not less than 8lions and lioness.
Hi bealuv, remember me? A fellow uite-nairalander

yes i sure do remember d ID

erm ow about someone like me who loves chewing gum during exams ....it sort of helps me flow without losing concentration

Pastor Kun: I can also confirm that the last time I visited UI Zoo sometime last year, there were at least six fully grown lions up from four I saw the previous year.

God bless you sir....

i am very sure the zoo that guy visited wasnt d University of Ibadan Zoo...it was probably in his dreams or sumfin