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lol evribdy shuld juz set deir alarms to 10.30 den b snoozin it evri 10minz till 12am.....each tym it rings go to deir websyt
btw whr r dose guys dat alws share jokes.....erm is d tension affectin d jokes too....juz askin ooo....lets try n ease pples minds(if its possible sha)

yhu know i av always 1dad dat too.....kant wait to read wat guyz av to say

dats wat haz been on my mind too lyk jossy haz said d list is bound to b fully uploaded ovanyt no mata wat its definiteli gonna b released lets juz al b patient.....

ishowdot@gmail.:
d Day z almst ova,wont dy release ds list

YHUR WORD YHUR WAND

y iz sum1 doin dis 2us nao its rli unfair.......yhu no ow anxious evri1 awaitin dat list iz yet yhu r playin pranks.....sleekprince or waheva yhur name iz plis respect yhurslf n onli pass across info dat yhu kan prove n odaz kan tesify to

1st list waz releasd on a saturdae aftanun/evenin......so yhu guyz shuld chill.....yhu kan sing dis song ov faith uhn.....
HE haz done it 4me,HE haz done it 4me,wat my parents kan nt do HE haz done it 4me

its a song ov faith ooooo as many dat blive it shal b dun 4dem ACCORDING TO D WILL OF GOD

DuBooVay: lol..#laffin nonstp... Patience Jonah Univrsiteee..mehn..am hapi 2mrw z almst here

lol....wen am makin fun ov my bestfrnd huz in luv wiv unilag/maul he ll say vewi soon Jonathan ll change UI to Lamidi Adedibu University LAU......ow does dat sound....GREAT LAUITES!!!!

1 derica ov beans sold 4 abou 200 sum 3wiks bak waz able to buy 4 180 nao its 300naira......1 "ike oda" ov garri 350 abou a month ago nao its btwn 380 n 400 naira
wen d poor kan no longa afford wat we kal d cheapest meal.....hmmmn...wich way Nigeria

okpara ugo: Are you describing your husband

Am not seeing the things am expecting to see on this list.

* He chases women
* He drinks to stupor
* He spends his salary on pay day b4 coming home.
* He beats his wife.
* He sleeps outside.

Abeg next time dont bring your husband's idiosyncracies here.

erm xcuse mi pliz iz acidtalk orwedi a woman?? juz askin oooo

abeg letz pray 4d pple awaitin d 2nd list instead ov al dis post utme arguments......d xam don pass it don 4get say we wryt am sef.....na clearance dey await us nao

Bolaji 16: Even d criteria d skul claimed it used wasn't justified....a frnd of mine dat had her complete o'level resut nd she beat d cut-off 4 her course bt she wasn't shortlisted. So, tel me, wat's d reason 4 dat. To me, d reason, i mak bold 2 say, is due to d fact dat she is from d eastern part of d country....In a nutshell, o'level nd jamb aren't d criteria dey used for shortlisting.

i beg to disagree wiv yhu hun.....my bstfrnd iz 4rm ondo state had gr8 Olevel results n a high score in hiz post utme n he waznt shorlistd while me dat had 202 in my utme n juz 2 distinctionz in my Olevels n am 4rm delta state again waz shorlisted so ow dyu xplain dat

DuBooVay: jst calld ma couz sef...she said dy forbid kukin in d rumz..dey use d kitchen,if u lyk u risk kukn in d rum,bt if ur caught..>EJECTION

yh i no dat 1 orwedi evn durin d pst utme my cuz waz tellin mi abou pple dey ejectd juz d wik b4 4 cukin in deir rumz......

Preciouseze: wow.BONAZA BONAZA BONANZA...with great PRIZES up 4 grabs!!!!.. hw 2 ENTER.... drink a bottle of ogogoro,sepe,chelsea etc.den go and slap a soldier.and u cld b a proud winna of 1.bandages&plasters 2.neck holder & d grandprize of a 5 star hospital 4 vaction.remeba d more soldiers u slap u grata yur chances of winning.!offa valid till u end up @ d hospital wat re u waitin 4 hurry nw &dont mis out on dis great oppurnity.....

yhu r 1 sick dude

dd sum1 say no cookin in hostels?
stayd in idia hal durin d xam period n dey v got kitchenz der ooo so wahz gonna apen to d kitchenz to b convertd to rumz or wat?dese rumorz don dey confuse psn sef

y do pple lyk takin sarcasm criusli pliz

acidosis™:
Bros na premature now..

and stress can make a woman miss series of menses (so it is very difficult to tell when they are pregnant). . ask female soldiers and athletes, they'll tell you their experiences

its possible 4 her to av evn been missin er period regularly b4 den so mayb its a normal fin 4 er alredi considerin d stress she alwz haz to go tru.....ddnt surprise me tho

DuBooVay: Passin by..#yawns# gud marnin fellas...as far as am concernd september has gone o..2 mnths to go..#hope u guys re savin to buy matrass nd oda tins..lyk ..oda tnz sha..

matress ke.....d skul provyds dat nao....abi

MAN U JOOR

may d dean's soul rest in peace



owkay nao evribdyz lukin 4deir coursemates me i avnt seen any of myn ooo.....dept of aquaculture and fisheries managmnt peeps......faculty of agriculture peeps add mi on 2go beatrice1355

omotayokay: I heard is gonna be:
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i.e reading!(factorial) wen we get to UI,
who can verify the authenticity cos am..:-(

yh its tru 4rm wat i hrd n no sha

oh and if UI iz gonna av anoda post utme dont yhu guyz fink dey ll paste it on deir websyt or make a public announcemnt or sumfin nt juz sendin smses to few pple......besides,we wrote ours in july n here we are in september still awaitin d 2nd list....
in case yhu guys dnt know dis,JAMB haz authorised all tertiary institutions to complete all admission processes by october dis year so wen r dey gonna compile d 1st n mayb 2nd list 4anoda post utme??av a senate meetin??n den send d namez to JAMB 4 waheva it is dat dey do unda one month plis lets fink abt it

Guys evri institution has d way dey run deir affairs and UI iz no exception.....lets juz pray dat dose awaitin d 2nd list wuld c deir namez on it n 4 dose hu God has said wuld av to wait till nxt yr or go to oda skuls so b it.....plis lets nt b bitter abt d whole fin no mata wat apns nt evribdy dat wryts an xam wuld pass n nt evribdy dat passes wuld get it
n ibraheeym ehn d oda tym it waz yhu n zezezy nao its yhu n adextobiloba i rli fink yhu nid to chill out a bit n work on yhurslf 4rm d way yhu respond to pple yhu tend to b too agressive n its nt nyc @al lyk sum1 said yhu r definiteli invitin Mrs Odunnu here wv yhur attitude

Duke of garri:
geeez, learn how to type well, or please type well. cant understand a thing

lol.....i can type well now i just prefer typing in shortform

@inezara 1st and 4most we wer all adviced to fill d preferred fall back course stf online upon printing yhur invitation letter 4d post utme.....evn afta results wer releasd pple wer stil fillin......dose hu wer admitted paid 10,000 naira 4acceptance fee mayb hueva gave yhu d 10,500 info got it 4rm der buh yhu v obviousli been misled nao as sum1 haz rightly said yhu r to fill d fall back course form ONLINE nt to buy anyfin anywhr evn jamb change ov course form sef no evn reach 5k.....
nao so dat yhu dnt kil yhurslf get sum1 huz a uite or a staff or sum1 hu rli noz d situation ov finz on ground n show dem d email dey myt b able to hlp yhu awt
buh 1st go to deir websyt n c if yhu kan still fill d form

ALL D BEST!!!!

excuse me pliz kant we make comments on post wvawt being abusive?? if dose hu r ryt n dose hu r wrong make use ov abusive words tryin to prove deir point den hu ends up being truly ryt?

my take on dis issue is dis: d fact iz d president haz missed it weda hiz supporters choose to c it or not buh d truth iz he kan stil make amends if he ll juz luk bak n c where he missd it......despite d fact dat he met d prblmz der he kan stil tackle a few n write hiz name in d books ov history.....y say yhu want to lead a pple if yhu no yhu kant TRY n solve d prblms dey alredi av??


pliz ooo let nobdy use abusive 4mi if yhu r gonna quote wat av juz said lets respect ourselves n show sum love @least we r al nigerians

hannah360: why won't my blood b hot I hav been dreamin of ui since I was in JS2

my dear ur blood being hot wont giv u mor dan hypertension or high bp......plis evn if u v bin dreamin ov ui b4 u wer born juz take it easy on urslf plis ehn ur agitation is nt gud @al especiali 4u plis jus kip prayn instd

hannah360: thanx for d encouragment coz I wuld also like to b a student of d first and d best oo

"there can be miracles when u believe though hope is frail its hard to kill......"#singing#
its nt easy believing wen u dnt c d signs buh dat doesnt mean u shuld kill ur faith wiv confusion.....now is d tym to evn b stronga in God cos 4mi ooo wivawt Him i wont b a uite 2dae so my dear av faith n pray oh n mor importantly dont fret.....

Am finkin blue 4d uniform stf mayb sky blue or lyt blue......dats nt gayish nao is it?

nawa 4nigerians sef........it waznt evn the general dat made d statmnt.......twaz a man hu identified imslf az "baba" evn a faceless psn kan claim to b "baba"
i fink we shuld quit being sentimental abt issues such az dis.
i waznt born wen Buhari waz HOS buh i av parents hu wer born b4 den n 4rm dem i no wat d man dd wvin d short while he waz in office......mayb b4 we strt condenmin we shuld get facts ryt n den wait 4 IBB imslf to produce proof ov hiz allegationz.......i mean if OBJ culdnt find anyfin am juz 1darin wat IBB wats to "cook" 4us to "eat"

zezeny: Not Compulsory

k fank yhu

zezeny: Pls peepz on Nairaland can we jst forget about dis issue of English or mistake in spellings nd not cause anoda discord again. I guess we are all mature nd even d two parties involved have settled it nd forgot about d issue. Pls, I beg u in God's name, let's say sometin else.
@All who have done deir re-submission, I want to assure u dat u av no problem. As many who still needs to do deirs pls do b4 Friday.

iz it compulsory we obtain a print-out afta fillin d stf