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And you just had to use 'bimbos' with a capital letter B, huh
bimbos and empty headed...huh? What's bimbo what's empty headed.

And you just had to use 'bimbos' with a capital letter B, huh

kaboninc:
My lof, I'll make that for you...when you do come for service.

oh lala...
just that I'm scared of purging

kaboninc:
Still on the Lagoon, depends on the view my dear....

In Plateau, do you do boat ride? Even with the artificial river in Abuja, nobody dares step on the banks of that horrible fanta river. Speacialist900, na lie?

Lol ... who get time for boat when we get plenty 'rafi' for plateau here?

Just dive in and enjoy yourself

kaboninc:
My dear, we are bonding!

I do not have any favourite meal. My friends also say am weird too!

So what kind of meal don't you like my dear?

All of 'em

I'm not thrilled by any. Except well prepared vegetable soup and semo.


I'd eat any food except yam and beans so long it's not a regular meal. it's one of the reason why I eat once in a day most times

kaboninc:
Am sure the guys you saw, met or dealt with were ndi-ara guys.
Truss me, I'll show you the wonders of Lagos.

Lagoon, right
no, thanks.

Alezy:
lolz....I kw u beta than this. just say u dnt wanna ansa in public.

my nyt was good dear

Chineke, I really do not overstand

Specialist900:
now I'm reading you loud and clear.

You'll compile the list and give to me so I'll know how to prepare before your service in abuja starts

You'd be shocked when you see the list

kaboninc:
That makes two of us!

For real? People always look at me like I'm weird when I tell them I have no favorite meal. Although, that's always after they find out the long list of meals I don't like

Specialist900:
see how you're the centre of our attraction. I'm even jealous of you now

lolz... una no well. It's becoming scary being the center of attraction already.

You guys should argue about football, cars or gossip ladies on NL

Alezy:
hallo...good morning. Hawayu? ?

trust ur nyt was good
.

In other news....We both kw wat will happen wen Pulchera drift s into the sch of moving afar.

I'm fine. my night was good.
Yours?

I don't understand the last statement

kaboninc:
Oh sweeerryy...they all said the same thing.

But when they come over, they fall helplessly in love with the city!

A trial, my dear, will convince you.

Besides, there are no hot, capable, sweet, handsome, charming, caring, loving guy in the entire Plateau State!

In Lagos, I, my dear, am the first amongst equals.

I've been to Lagos enough to know I don't want Lagos or the guys there

YOU GUYS SHOULD STOP DISCUSSING ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE

Specialist900:
now I understand well. So basically, your best is semo

very easy na. Duvet takes care of that.

Not my best. No favorite meal but I have meals I don't like

Alezy:
morning oga...how ur nyt nau??

Good morning, dear

Specialist900:
kaboninc, start going to work o. Oga dey office gate with time book o

Good morning

And what about you

Specialist900:
but I saw our darling amala among the list it then got me confused.


Good morning dear. Hope you slept well

I'm not a fan, my dear. I just eat it.

morning. I slept well...there was cold, though

kaboninc:
Hehehehe

ElanTraceey dear, please tell them who the man is nau...am so sure you do not want to end up with a guy that has dual interests......


Beamborla, it appears you live in the university town. Biko, be careful there oh. You know we rof you so much. Don't worry, you'd be out of that city very soon. Am fervently praying you're posted to Lagos.

Specialist900 will marsh to DG, NYSC's office. Hohohohohoho

I love this place. if I can have my way, would love to serve here and probably settle down here.

I hate Lagos I don't think I can survive there.

Specialist900:
I'm not understanding you no more. Those foods you listed are those you like or don't


It's same thing. You copied me

the ones I don't like.

HFOG:
Pele dear. So have we had dinner?

Yes! I ate amala and ewedu

HFOG:
And he said I shouldn't trust you? SMH.

Momma, don't mind him. He's even sweet talking me

Specialist900:
garri ijebu to sure o. I no dey fall today sha. Maybe tomorrow

it's been ages I saw that garri. My uncle at Ijebu stopped visiting

kaboninc:
Specialist, you hear am. Hehehe. Interesting!

Went well sir.
Read that you were ill.

Pele. Sorry. God's divine healing on you.

Beamborla, please prepare pepper soup yam with uziza leaf for am nau. Put plenty plenty stock fish too and Cameroon pepper.

I don dey fear you

Good morning

Truckpusher:
You na queen na.

hehehehehehe... it's not working

Specialist900:
na the stew sweet na. You fit chop the ewedu alone ni


Nw you've discouraged me, I'm not trying it no more. I'm sticking with the ewedu soup. I'm imagining something delicious that you don't like.

Why must you always copy me na? Na so our bond strong like hydrogen bond?

lolz...I should probably give you the list of foods I don't like then.
Beans,(except rice and beans & corn and beans) amala, pounded yam, yam, eba.


In a nut shell, the only food I somewhat enjoy eating is semovita.

I didn't copy you. My aunt was already preparing dinner even before you told me you had amala

Specialist900:
No dey talk some kind things outside. You go just begin wet some other people appetite unnecessarily

I no talk am outside na. I been dey inside my room when I been dey type am

kaboninc:
Jearousyyy...you should be happy that Specialist900 is very much interested in you.

Trust your day was calm and nice too. Seeing the gory pictures of the aftermath of the bomb blast. Her horrible.

specialists, beware of this guy...he's planning smth. he needs you out of the way to enable him reach traceey.

Heaven knows I'm not interested in seeing any of those pictures anymore. the thing yaff tire me...I've seen more than enough.

Still battling with the memory of the the picture of the corpse of the guy that was killed by cultists in my area some three four days back.

Specialist900:
you know I wasn't sure that day. Na the stew make am sweet jor
Is the abula combo delicious? I wanted to try it today but said I should know it's constituent ingredients before trying it out.

na the stew abi? next time request for the stew alone then I'm sure you would enjoy it.

I would advice you to try the gbegiri alone first to see if you would like it. If you do, you can then proceed to abula. It's delicious but I'm not a fan.


Funny enough, I had amala and ewedu this night as well

like traceey said, the gravity of his offence would determine if I would help him out or not.

Truckpusher:
Nope, but meeting one's parents is another level nau - If the thing no come work nko?

I sabi blend well with any person I come across o and I hate to dey disappoint people big time.

lolz... you don dey even pray make e(albeit, I don't know what it is) no work

Me I no be part of people ni? Abi u go like to disappoint me

elantraceey:
Nysc??

yes, ma'am

Truckpusher:
Ha! you wan involve person?

have you any skeleton in your wardrobe.