₦airaland Forum

Godons1:
They go about begging their Northern masters upandan.

Keep mocking people praying until you meet your expected end.


Continue!

Godons1:
Biafrans are the most confused people on this Earth. They went to beg a so called "lifeless Jubril of Sudan"

Buhari is still a lifeless zombie who can never enjoy retirement in his beloved Daura because Katsina is overriden with terror!

Secondly, there wi be no Ruga in ibo land, whether you like it or not.

So wail wail wail wail wail!

Shokoloko:
If you decide to become the bank cleaner (until you get something better), once you get there see how you can start to wash cars for the older men and women with cars (they pay better) find out how you can make yourself useful to them.
When I was still in the bank there was a woman (cleaner) I loved so much that I engaged her to cook for me during the weekend and apart from what I paid her, she went home with a pot of soup.
When I left the country I asked her to start cooking for my parents. She was so good that the manager gifted her N50k one day. One of the cleaner guys was the one that used to drive me to my village every month to visit orphanages.
So if you decide to be a cleaner, shine your eyes.
Bankers love to wear clothes, introduce several tailors to the bank staff and get a commission on any thing they sew. Don't be too greedy: N200 - N300 per garment is okay
Do you have younger sisters? Can they make hair for the bank ladies? Can they go to market for them? Can they make small chops that the bankers can eat in their cubicle?

Good one! But which one is 200 to N300 nah!?

Chamillionaire:
Abeg, how do people with many kids survive this economy?

Exactly what I ask myself everyday.

SlyDev:
I heard stories how young girls 16 17 becoming girlfriend of IPOB terrorists, they get them addicted to mmiri that cristal meth, many of them are pregnant now


God save us in Nigeria

I can see you are ashamed to be a mooslim.

Amala write-up!

Very easy to spot.

"As" is written as "has".

Ewu Gambia!

PrinceOfLagos:
Our Yoruba women are promiscuous

Dem dey husband house still dey find another husband

Marry Igbo woman and have a peace of mind

This is not a joke. Many Yoruba men have actually told me this

Kingsean:
I perfectly understand you bro. it's a really sad thing. the girl is a slave to money. she really fumbled. with time, she'll see that she has taken a very wrong step but it may be a long time. just focus and make money, get a woman that is thinking straight and settle down with her. this is just a phase that would soon be over. I advise you to stay away from porn sites totally. the more you see the videos, the more you are drawn backwards

Did you actually fall for the simp op or you are the same person?

Ogbrave:
Funny guys full here o..what would watching the video do for you guys? You might all have already seen her videos(because clearly you all watch porn)..so what more importance would it be to you that you watch It? I am really trying to understand where you all are coming from but it doesn't make any sense to me...plus I can send any link of any naija porñ actress and I bet you all would feel happy??...and how am I a simp? Did I say I was begging her to be back? All I did was put my story here..so why am I being attacked and called foolish?? Don't I have a right to feel pained? I am not fighting or feeling suicidal..I am not crying for her..just the thought of my once lover now being a porñstar...how hard can it really be for some of you to understand feelings and emotions of others? Or is it that you do understand but you just act stupid and inhuman? See one calling me useless thing? ..just how am I useless? ..another one called me mumu and pussýass niggà..Really doesn't make sense...tells me alot of the kind of group nairaland has..

Just imagine!

Your sister took to porn, and you came crying
Broke ass!

Ogbrave:
nor of your topics has gotten into page 2..and you have made alot of silly posts/topic...but here you are boosting my first ever thread on nairaland to page 2 plus giving me more views ...I declare to your life..that all your life you shall help and usher others to success but you shall remain stagnant in life and your dealings..with all the pains and tears in my heart and soul I make this declaration into your life.. I am not a bad person..I give you 24hours to apologize to me so I bless you in return..
And yes your comments pain me welwel...alpha or simp should not take your humanity nd empathy away.

You too talk! I hate such men!
You are a simp! Mumu!

Ogbrave:
okay...I was the one that gave you 1 like..hope you can feel better now? I could also give you one share ..

The thing pain you soteey you clicked on my profile.

Were you thinking I was a hopeless simp like yourself?

Beremx:
see question.

Yes lah

PHILipu1:
This Aisha Buhari or which one?

Unlike you, I have nothing to prove.

Beremx:
Explorers, na wa for this one o!

Lalasticlala front page

Berem are you hitting on lala?

Ogbrave:
I am only human before being a man...we Africans derive pleasures in a fellow man's pain..How can some people ask me for her link? How can you insult my manhood and my person just because I feel bad and sad that a woman I once loved and lived with now acts blue film..I am not cussing on her..I am not wishing her bad or trying to get her back...I am only being emotional and venting my pains out..I am human..I pray you all laughing at me don't experience this..because in this part of the world empathy is lost...I don't get you all..is it a thing of joy and happiness that my ex now acts porñ? Am I supposed to be happy and proud about it? I am not begging her to come back or wishing her bad..I am just sad..money is my goal..and I must score my goal.!!

Sharaaaap!

Liar!

adamsmith914:
Confused cowards what happened to your no referendum no elections in the East?, Fulani & FG has shown you disillusioned clowns that all territories East of The River Niger is the Property of The Federal Republic of Nigeria?

Cry me a river! There will be no RuGA in Igboland!

Go and cultivate your bloodied wasteland.

adamsmith914:
Ipob & no elections in Biafra has failed, Empty Barrel Noise Makers.

Buhari will be the first Nigerian past president who couldn't retire to his village when he lives office.
Serves him right!

greenie77:
Nice one, celebrating his mother with what he has.....spontaneous spraying of money.

The people dashing her money were so elated. I'm happy for all of them .

Historicalee:
What's that creative idea of yours that needs funding?

This idea could be in any of these sectors:
Tech
Education
Community Development
Entertainment
Public Health.

What do you want to do with the ideas?

Peterobiisathie:
All I know is that Buhari should not dare to release our monkey from our Zoo
We like seeing him complaining of a PILLOW

Buhari can never retire to his beloved daura after retirement. Do you know why?

Golan007:
If Kanu dies, the worst that'll happen is that Umuahai and Okija would burn.

It's good Katsina is already on fire because buhari can never retire peacefully to his beloved daura like OBJ and Jonathan. He will continually be on the run untill ICC jails him
Serves the terrorist well. What a away hel'l live in his old age!

Emergingnation1:
Trashed from the pits of hell

Hell long rejected the religion of blood suckers! They are condemned by molten magma.

bcomputer101:
Especially that albino that was arrested like a monkey and presently enjoying himself in the zoo

Even Bihari is jittery because he can never retire peacefully to daura like other past presidents who are enjoying peace in there beloved villages when he retires because bandits have taken over.
His wife fled a long time, citing insecurity as reason.


Serves him right! He must go back to Sudan.

BMC is coming to sniff the hell out of the anus of this false prophet.

He even predicted Cobik 19 would end and a vaccine was found.
Why didn't his god give him revelation of the formular for the vaccines make Dem begin produce am for zoo.

dustmalik:
This is an old petition, and has been there for more than a year. However, the one by Reno, which he petitioned a week ago, has been removed.

So why was it not removed? Did it meet standard because I have signed it whether old or new!! Rubbish!

Golan007:
It was always a stupid petition.

Dumped and binned as it was always destined to.

Fake news!
I just signed the petition.

ajl:
This woman is stupid. How did she get her PhD because it requires an above average reasoning capacity. So she meant that even a bus conductor who was part of the EndSars can be found online.... just by searching the name? What a shallow way of reasoning. Like saying 100% of Nigerian have Twitter or Facebook account. First start by getting the statistics of Nigerian with smart phones vs those who don't have; and the number of Facebook or Twitter users vs the country estimated population. Dumb idea.

This is to tell you she was paid to spew thrash.

Safyqueen:
You are already brain dead that's why you cannot use your brain to know that if somebody got killed, there must be the corpse, the family of the deceased, a declared missing person or any one of the these.

Tell me which one of these do you have as evidence on this Lekki saga?

Just because a northerner, Muslim, Fulani and tough at national treasury is the president, the country must fall anyhow.

Nigeria is bigger than Buhari and #endsars protagonist.

Tough at national treasury?

Buhari will not step foot in daura when he retires in 2023, do you know why?

Iyaebe:
She's right on this.

That protest was made up of 80% Yahoo boys. They don't do social media. And when they do, it's fake all through.

JOemmy:
This type of petition won't achieve anything now that the bloodthirsty murderer is still in aso rock he has all the resources to block any court case against him reno should just wait until he leaves office in two years time.

That would be double wahala for buhari in retirement.

Do you know the first one?

obailala:
...but you aren't even trying at all to dissociate yourself from the mumu tag; you probably embraced it cos you know your case is irredeemable... Sorry oo!

Simp!

I have just signed the petition. Go and do same.