₦airaland Forum

Tell us something new. Wendell Simlin is always a fraudulent person.

backbencher:
1.You want good stuff, you pay for it. That's why private companies provide better service than government companies. (eg covenant university can provide decent accommodation facilities for its students compared to OAU ile Ife.).

UK cities are better than Nigerian cities because they pay something called council tax...which is a lot of money, but it is used for good city services.

2.Nigeria is an oil dependent country...meaning

a) We don't have enough money because oil prices jump up and down and are never at a level that can sustain us (and our very large population does not help matters too)

b) We use the money to import and import...we even import stuff that we make...and the value of imports are more than that of exports.

c) Industrial countries are able to set the prices of their industrial exports..meaning they can earn far more money than oil dependent countries.

d) The only oil dependent countries that do 'well' are countries that have very small populations.

e) Even if we go and tell the North and SW to 'do agriculture' the same arguments apply...that's why no African country is rich enough and most subsaharan African countries are just as debt ridden and poor as we are. The places where they set the prices for cocoa, iron, cotton, and so on is the same place they set the price for oil...London, Paris and New York.


Let's become industrial, and raise our tax to gdp ratio from 6.1% to higher...and then we can get somewhere.(Accountability and fighting corruption is importante)

Not this one where we are fighting over VAT money and oil money...meanwhile Bauchi and Rivers state are doing nothing about attracting industries or encoruaging domestic production of industrial goods for export.

So Nigerians are paying enough tax yet?

Then how come all those tax officers are living larger than life?

BJanta:
What is wrong with the Iboman's brain, this is not an issue you bring to the public domain.. A matter that's already in court. How would Buhari now look to all Nigerians and the rest of the world? Things like this are done at every level of administration and governance all over the world ,never mentioned until when it has become irrelevant,when it cannot be of interest to anybody again. Kanu's extrajudicial release may now not solely depend on Buhari alone , but also on forces of opposition in government and in Iboland. How do you want Buhari himself to feel? These are top secrets that must, and are supposed to , be kept away from the public.

A nobody has made his opinion known on NL...


Next pls!

Lovenorth:

All Nigerians agree that the north is the reason why Nigeria is notmaking real progress.

Godons1:
Why you dey blame me for the way Nnamdi Kanu's leaders dey beg beg their Northern MASTERS upandan?

That's how some Men in Owerri where begging me last week, they asked me to help them beg Buhari to temper justice with mercy. So that their Supreme leader will regain his freedom. I just collect their money go use am f^ck Mama Chioma and her Daughter

Now you are trolling because I have beaten the Mumu out of your skull!

I don't have time to engage a Bororo troll!


Buhari will never enjoy his retirement in peace because bandits have overran his village!

What a life!!!

Godons1:
Ruga or not. The North own the treasury of three out of the four IGBO States. For instance, the North gave Governor Hope Uzodinma a Rope in exchange to the keys of Imo State Treasury.

Lol..

Pray not to be uzodinma! He has suffered a lot in the hands of the people.

Have you not noticed he has backtracked?

You have the treasure but there's no iota of peace in the entire north!

Check front page and you will be ashamed of your self!

Treasury holders, yet you are the poverty capital of Nigeria!

Ravaged by illitracy and every concievrable ailment on Earth, the north is holding Nigeria back!

Check this forum. Yoruba, Ijaw, middle belt etc are all uninimous in agreeing that the backwardness of you almajiris is the bane of the zoo!

Godons1:
If it's only Kidnapping, arresting, humiliating and Jailing Nnamdi Kanu Buhari is able to achieve alone, that's a mile Stone achievement that deserves some international Awards.

Ladies and gentlemen, checkout the expectations of the Bororo I'm quoting! Honestly, a people deserve the leader they get!


There are three places for a freedom fighter. Jail, exile or grave!

Kill him, another will take his place!

But I'm happy you agree buhari will never see his Nigerian village again after retirement


Serves him right!

dallasi:
Look at what terrorism has caused, KANU has made Igbo people to beggars
Biafrans are the most confused people on this Earth. They went to beg a so called "lifeless Jubril of Sudan

So you guys can beg jubril?? I think you people said buhari is dead and he is not your president?? Upon a your bragging so you people can come and bow to beg Buhari??
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Pls kom and rescue your ancestors

Unity beggar!

Even on the streets, we know it's your people flooding the streets with bowls begging and stealing where possible.


E no sure for buhari after retirement ooo

Dude is surely going back to Sudan where he comes from otherwise, bandits will yank off his dry penis and feed him same if he beats Daura.

Guys, even buhari sef, e no sure for am!

He bribed bandits the other time before he could step foot in Daura.

Now after 2023 and another idiot takes over the purse, how is buhari going to bribe bandits with millions of dollars again?

E no sure for the Sudanese at all!

Buhari is the most unfortunate president ever!

Lovenorth:
Look at what terrorism has caused, KANU has made Igbo people to beggars , I advise Buhari to kill the useless as soon as possible

Ipob is the reason why buhari cannot ever retire peacefully to his beloved village like other past presidents.

What was the reason Aisha buhari gave for staying put in Dubai again? Insecurity!

Na Ipob cause am! Yet you don't want to now your skinny head to the Almighty IPOB.

Godons1:
They go about begging their Northern masters upandan.

Keep mocking people praying until you meet your expected end.


Continue!

Godons1:
Biafrans are the most confused people on this Earth. They went to beg a so called "lifeless Jubril of Sudan"

Buhari is still a lifeless zombie who can never enjoy retirement in his beloved Daura because Katsina is overriden with terror!

Secondly, there wi be no Ruga in ibo land, whether you like it or not.

So wail wail wail wail wail!

Shokoloko:
If you decide to become the bank cleaner (until you get something better), once you get there see how you can start to wash cars for the older men and women with cars (they pay better) find out how you can make yourself useful to them.
When I was still in the bank there was a woman (cleaner) I loved so much that I engaged her to cook for me during the weekend and apart from what I paid her, she went home with a pot of soup.
When I left the country I asked her to start cooking for my parents. She was so good that the manager gifted her N50k one day. One of the cleaner guys was the one that used to drive me to my village every month to visit orphanages.
So if you decide to be a cleaner, shine your eyes.
Bankers love to wear clothes, introduce several tailors to the bank staff and get a commission on any thing they sew. Don't be too greedy: N200 - N300 per garment is okay
Do you have younger sisters? Can they make hair for the bank ladies? Can they go to market for them? Can they make small chops that the bankers can eat in their cubicle?

Good one! But which one is 200 to N300 nah!?

Chamillionaire:
Abeg, how do people with many kids survive this economy?

Exactly what I ask myself everyday.

SlyDev:
I heard stories how young girls 16 17 becoming girlfriend of IPOB terrorists, they get them addicted to mmiri that cristal meth, many of them are pregnant now


God save us in Nigeria

I can see you are ashamed to be a mooslim.

Amala write-up!

Very easy to spot.

"As" is written as "has".

Ewu Gambia!

PrinceOfLagos:
Our Yoruba women are promiscuous

Dem dey husband house still dey find another husband

Marry Igbo woman and have a peace of mind

This is not a joke. Many Yoruba men have actually told me this

Kingsean:
I perfectly understand you bro. it's a really sad thing. the girl is a slave to money. she really fumbled. with time, she'll see that she has taken a very wrong step but it may be a long time. just focus and make money, get a woman that is thinking straight and settle down with her. this is just a phase that would soon be over. I advise you to stay away from porn sites totally. the more you see the videos, the more you are drawn backwards

Did you actually fall for the simp op or you are the same person?

Ogbrave:
Funny guys full here o..what would watching the video do for you guys? You might all have already seen her videos(because clearly you all watch porn)..so what more importance would it be to you that you watch It? I am really trying to understand where you all are coming from but it doesn't make any sense to me...plus I can send any link of any naija porñ actress and I bet you all would feel happy??...and how am I a simp? Did I say I was begging her to be back? All I did was put my story here..so why am I being attacked and called foolish?? Don't I have a right to feel pained? I am not fighting or feeling suicidal..I am not crying for her..just the thought of my once lover now being a porñstar...how hard can it really be for some of you to understand feelings and emotions of others? Or is it that you do understand but you just act stupid and inhuman? See one calling me useless thing? ..just how am I useless? ..another one called me mumu and pussýass niggà..Really doesn't make sense...tells me alot of the kind of group nairaland has..

Just imagine!

Your sister took to porn, and you came crying
Broke ass!

Ogbrave:
nor of your topics has gotten into page 2..and you have made alot of silly posts/topic...but here you are boosting my first ever thread on nairaland to page 2 plus giving me more views ...I declare to your life..that all your life you shall help and usher others to success but you shall remain stagnant in life and your dealings..with all the pains and tears in my heart and soul I make this declaration into your life.. I am not a bad person..I give you 24hours to apologize to me so I bless you in return..
And yes your comments pain me welwel...alpha or simp should not take your humanity nd empathy away.

You too talk! I hate such men!
You are a simp! Mumu!

Ogbrave:
okay...I was the one that gave you 1 like..hope you can feel better now? I could also give you one share ..

The thing pain you soteey you clicked on my profile.

Were you thinking I was a hopeless simp like yourself?

Beremx:
see question.

Yes lah

PHILipu1:
This Aisha Buhari or which one?

Unlike you, I have nothing to prove.

Beremx:
Explorers, na wa for this one o!

Lalasticlala front page

Berem are you hitting on lala?

Ogbrave:
I am only human before being a man...we Africans derive pleasures in a fellow man's pain..How can some people ask me for her link? How can you insult my manhood and my person just because I feel bad and sad that a woman I once loved and lived with now acts blue film..I am not cussing on her..I am not wishing her bad or trying to get her back...I am only being emotional and venting my pains out..I am human..I pray you all laughing at me don't experience this..because in this part of the world empathy is lost...I don't get you all..is it a thing of joy and happiness that my ex now acts porñ? Am I supposed to be happy and proud about it? I am not begging her to come back or wishing her bad..I am just sad..money is my goal..and I must score my goal.!!

Sharaaaap!

Liar!

adamsmith914:
Confused cowards what happened to your no referendum no elections in the East?, Fulani & FG has shown you disillusioned clowns that all territories East of The River Niger is the Property of The Federal Republic of Nigeria?

Cry me a river! There will be no RuGA in Igboland!

Go and cultivate your bloodied wasteland.

adamsmith914:
Ipob & no elections in Biafra has failed, Empty Barrel Noise Makers.

Buhari will be the first Nigerian past president who couldn't retire to his village when he lives office.
Serves him right!

greenie77:
Nice one, celebrating his mother with what he has.....spontaneous spraying of money.

The people dashing her money were so elated. I'm happy for all of them .

Historicalee:
What's that creative idea of yours that needs funding?

This idea could be in any of these sectors:
Tech
Education
Community Development
Entertainment
Public Health.

What do you want to do with the ideas?