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Oh Nairaland!

josh123:
Chai!! Guys that licks pussy how does it taste?

A bit salty nah

FoolishBoy419:
Show your source

At least, FACTS suggest that Inyamuri girls dominate the prostitution industry not just in Nigeria but even in other countries (esp Europe)

You came here, saw Elbinawi, read his truth, swallowed same but shame-facedly decided to derail this thread.

Abooki too like toilet.

Simplyleo:
Okay.

Mr bigman that is something and anyone with value in real life, now that you have "known" that "I'm omenka" that is just a hungry little boy, can you now leave my mention and go engage in bigman discussion with your fellow bigmen that are people of value in real life?

I know instead of going about discussing with your fellow bigmen of value in real life, you will rather permanently pack and come remain inside the mention of the "known hungry omenka" that is of no value in real life.

But note, the "known omenka" will not dignify you with further response, this is a rare privilege. If you check through the mentions of this "known omenka", you will see so many crying babies that one begins to wonder if I run motherless babies home in my mention.

You are free to follow me and join, there is enough space to accommodate you all. Note, I wouldn't have time reading your cry as there will be so many of you there. I only attend to those in critical conditions.

I wish you happy residence and bye for now.

Trash!
Where's lawma when you need them!

Commentor:
E pain Buhari no be small.

Can you see how he cannot even afford 3 square meals a day.

Neither can he travel anywhere he wants, would not live to see 70 and he's desperately in need of a car.

We must show him shege.

He's a walking corpse!

Joromi1:
IPOB yeWt, that's not Om.enka. You can't even differentiate the diction and text pattern, yet you claim you're wise.

Joromi AKA omenka, your poor attempt to cover your tracks is only skin deep, and can only decieve your fellow zoneBs.
I as the heart of your core, The Dot that gives you life, can never ever be fooled, your unmistakable brainlessness trails you no matter the moniker you hide under!

blackpanda:
She will be confirmed. Cry me a river

Why not! Nigeria is a failed country.

benuejosh:
Buhari till 2023. Live with that.

Buhari is a small shit.
He is the one dying to leave office in 2023. Nigerians don take him eye see weeenh! He never bargained for what he got. If there was reincarnation, buhari won't dare contest any federal election in his life
Nigeria is a failed country. Lauretta Onochie can be anything she wants.

Tinubu like Atiku will never rule Nigeria. But they can waste their ill gotten funds chasing shadows

PrinceOfLagos:
Deji wants to collect his bullion van share of the money

Abi he's just wyning Tinubu

Even Simplyleo omenka is looking for a slot. Omenka is not insulting Deji and his PDP linings for the first time in almost 20yrs! Deji is now a credible source of information.
Same omenka has said repeatedly here that on election day, if Osinbajo was not on the ballot, he wouldn't get out of bed.

Simplyleo:
What exactly do you mean by "this country"?

Don't mix it up.

Tinubu has no business with online country, hope you are aware?

Omenka what happened to your support for Osinbajo? Deji is now a credible source of information right?

Simplyleo:
The grand strategist is very much aware of the challenges ahead and has indeed factored them in his plan.

2023 is a walkover,

God bless PMB
God bless PYO
God bless BAT
God bless patriotic Nigerians.

Hahaha hahaha hahaha

Omenka! Omenka!!

You are not insulting Deji again oo

Deji is now APC mouthpiece.

But you have said repeatedly here that on election day, if Osinbajo was not on the ballot, you wouldn't leave your house. What changed now?
Abi you are hoping to be brought in to come and chop in the campaign train?

You see bro, finally, what all these coming from you means is that, you are not really anything or anyone of any value in real life.
Most of you are just hungry little boys who take advantage of NL facelessness to catch cruise.

NL provides FICKLERS like yourself an avenue to vent your frustrations with the failed system.

Abdul05:
Good new to the intended victims


There is love in our forest if you don't know

You have truly resigned your fate as you saw it towards this insecurity in your region.
And why not?
If you can't beat them, you join them.

deukpai:
I need one at urgent if you do sale.

No bro, i don't sell.

kollinzgee:
If he dies Nigeria dies simple

Whether he lives or dies, RUGA has no place in igboland!

SensetionalGoal:
You guys should take it easy naa, they wouldn't dare hurt kanu. Let the foolish ones up there wallow in thier foolery.

Someone started a rumour and you take it upon yourself to spread it just because of hatred and envy, oya go there and kill him your self..

The are lowlifers!

Since after Malami granted his hausa interview, has any other government official of note spoken futher about the matter? They are being careful, very careful. Every news about Kanu out there is all propaganda and outright lies from BMC to sustain their former lies.

Madela was quoted as saying that there are only three places a freedom fighter can be found. Exile, grave or prison. These NL little pricks are just catching cruise to forget their personal sorrows.

FinnMann:
Hahahahah

Legendsilver did Saro Wiwa's death stop the agitation there?

Fvcking pricks!

Almaigaa:
When that happens, that tiny Region will be wiped from the surface of this Earth. Trust me.

This tiny region withstood the big region in a three years civil war, don't forget.

If there is a second, you will see how weakened the Nigerian army really is. A depleted and demotivated army

While you all come down East, Boko Haram will seize the period of your absence to overrun also Rock and hoist their flag, while bandits will take over all the northern states and sack their governors!

What do you think ND militants would do during this time of war?

If you are Nigeria, what's going to be your condition after all these battles on every fronts?

You all are cowards! Kanu is a freedom fighter. He already told you pricks that it was either Biafra or death!

OBALOLA55:
HE IS A FULANI MAN

Dont be silly mate!

Asgard73:
Thank you.

Thanks mahn!

Odidigboigbo:
I can bet you, he will make more money having a shop selling the same bed cover than moving around looking for a buyer. Mind you having a shop does not stop him from moving around sourcing for buyers

If he rents a shop from the onset, it means he is going to invest all the money at once. That's not looking good.

Buckeyemedia1:
Can you swear that you have seen any Fulani with your eyes carrying an Ak 47, or all na I hearsay?

Yes I have seen many. Your elders argued that they use it to protect themselves against Rustlers, so which one are you saying again?

Asgard73:
Southwest “ might” soon turn to Ethiopia... not wishing violence..

Yoruba and their Oga them...their wahala

What I am about to say now may offend you, so let me apologize first.
You see this Yoruba Vs Igbo tribal slurs is no longer necessary. Your moniker is a very important voice here because you are very knowledgeable. This consistent tribal bashing is now beneath you. Leave it for BMC and their Fulani ilks.. Lessen it my dear brother. I know the Genesis of your discontent with Yorubas, but you can't stay angry forever.
Lessen it is what I'm saying.

One love!

OGWILLS123:
Lol

Local man can not comprehend, your context
Is too small son.

My context is that you are acting as if you are not in this country with the attendant hardship everywhere. Everyone is affected.

You advised him to go into real estate without enumerating the pros and cons of it.
You make it sound like brown sugar.

Op please forget about her. Even if she comes back, don't take her back. When the baby is born if at all, go for DNA. If result is positive, fashion a way to care for your child without draining yourself dry.

NB.
The only time you won't go for DNA is the baby is your split image.

OGWILLS123:
Am already in the street.
All I needed was to think smart.

YOU DON'T NEED MONEY TO MAKE MONEY !.
Though is not easy.

Motivational speaker!

How I started my restaurant business with just 2 seeds of cooked groundnut

OGWILLS123:
Are you dumb stupid or dump uh !.

None of the above. It might look big to you until you hit the streets.

Doja2000:
See how men too dress those days. But now guys go wear trouser way tight them for leg like leggings.
Una dey talk about only women,Una no go look the way una fellow guys dey dress these days. U go see guy go wear short nicker con wear long socks way get five colours

What about the sagging? I hate that shii with all my blood especially when the boxers underneath are popping.