₦airaland Forum

Nat404:
What I mean here is, sometimes a woman would say to a man, "I hate you", it doesn't really mean that she hated the man, it means the man in question is keeping her on her toes.

Bros we are not in the jokes section.

m6tem:
Curiosity : Who's this that soon bold?
Anxiety : Did I do something wrong why hasn't he replied me yet?

You mean am..lol

Ent3rpreneur:
Yeah, your type is money, car, shawarma, take me out, big dị́ck, etc.

We meet your type everyday and we're tired.

Buh what's wrong with money cars sharwama take me out and big dick anyway? Sounds like what every hustler wants.

HornyTave:
You don't need to buy books.

Read, 48 Laws of power, Art of Seduction both by Robert Greene also read through Ubunja post on here.

One mistake guys make is appearing nice and holy at first also wanting to date them.

Always Chat NAUGHTY. The woman mind is imaginative and they create their wonderland first in their head so if you could work their imagination to your tune, they'll dance to your beat.

True

iClef:
Lesson for Men

1. I started by calling her a troublemaker to activate her of the banter ahead
2. I followed with humor by telling her her eyes shine like Buhari.
3. I told her I'm admiring her (which made her excited with swollen head).
4. Using the word "admirer" is more like giving away my power and confessing I like her — which is bad. To get my power back, I had to warn her that if she messes up, I'll walk away.

A woman loves a man who can easily walk away and get another woman and move on with his life, not a desperate and clingy nice guy who can't do without her.

5. I used her clothe to give her a naughty pet name. All women naughtiness, but you must know how to present it.

Calling her "MY" Naughty Rainbow has automatically made her become by girlfriend and she can never forget me.

I have already sneaked into a relationship with her without asking her out. Wise men don't ask women out anymore, they sneak them out.

You need to possess a woman with words like my, mine, etc. (Use possessive pronouns).

So, if I call her on phone with any number now and say, "Hello, my naughty rainbow," she'll know it's me and will start laughing. You need to be unique and easily identifiable for a woman to give you special attention and treatment and not treat you the same way they treat all these boring guys bombarding them with "Hi and and hello, my name is... and you? Have you eaten?"

6. Finally, I PPed her to give her some space to preocuppy her mind with the thoughts of me and unravelling who I am. She is currently investing emotions and this emotion will be used against her to fall madly in love with me.

Mysterious troublemakers like us are the ones women love the most. It's not because we're perfect — it's because we're crazy, nasty, confident, humorous, and we don't give a f*ck about love or hate; we just do what's on our mind. Perioid!

So, read ChatDîcted to learn all I'm talking about — it's no longer a secret.

Download link:
https://shop.wetclef.com/download-chatdìcted/

No wahala! After hiding behind your keyboard to build castles, you had better be worth it when we meet in person. Cos the moment you show up and fail to make a great first impression even before we spoke a word, sorry sir.

iClef:
Maybe, they already know you and you probably have a bad reputation in that neighborhood. Chat with people who don't know you and things will be fine.

ChatDîcting people I know is too easy, so I prefer chatting with beautiful and intelligent girls I don't know — it works faster on them; especially religious girls.

For dumb girls, nothing works on them except money, shawarma, sitting in front of a car, and HUGE dick.

... following

Nat404:
That's not probably true because women do opposite of what they say.

How in this case nau?

iClef:
In the banned book, ESCOFi, there are 6 major mumu buttons in a woman's brain and if you press 3 to 6 of them, you'll have a woman who will be ready to spread her 24 hours after knowing you — even if her father is a pastor and she acts too religious.

Sounds too good to be true and that one of the reason the book was banned. Men will misuse that skill.

I only pressed 0.1% of her Comic button and 0.1% of her Sexual button. With PP (push & pull) I have created mystery and anticipation. I have pushed her away, but on Monday, I'll pull her back and make her fall madly in love with words.

How will I do it? ChatDîcted got everyone covered.

Nope Nope Nope.
You didn't press any sexual button yet. No face No voice No name and you say wetin?

iClef:
Note: Before I started the chat, I removed my profile picture to make the mystery/suspense stronger.

You don't chat with pretty girls for the first time on WhatsApp with a profile picture. Even if you're the most handsome person on earth, remove it and you'll get her on her knees faster.

Oh no! I dey feel you all along!
But you don loose me with this one!

I will only reply your first chat with a haughty " hi, who are you pls?
And can I see your face?

If you don't show up with a name in your next response, I will ignore you!

If you continue to pester me without giving your name and picture still, I will block you! I don't care if you you could be the Prince of Aragon

ModestGal:
So there are gods in NL. Interesting, anyway, it was the lockdown boredom that brought me back to NL, i never knew some gods are here

Hahaha..ok post something shaa

Op you are wrong to say that governors don't know the security situation. They have aides who represent the people and advise the governor even on the condition of roads. Our problem is simply corruption because our institutions are Weak. Corruption can be ethnic bigotry, religious intolerance, bribe taking and giving and dereliction of duty

ModestGal:
Myn44
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You have not posted anything yet you are calling the gods

Racoon:
God punishes but He is a just being that will not punish unjustly.Human error incurring collateral damage is not God-induced punishment.Even in the Mosaic time, it was not so.

If you are a religious person sir, you will agree with me that Nigeria has more than incurred the wrath of God.

fulaniHERDSman:
The bolded is the right solution and not the obvious psychological siege on this already unfortunate minors. Let's be more compassionate in all we decide to do with them.
I don't like the almajiri system neither do I like punishing children for recklessness of grown adults.
MY LAWYERS HAS GOT THEMSELVES A LOT OF WORK TO DO BY MONDAY!!

***ALMAJIRI LIFE MATTER***

All correct!

Imagine the inept governors stigmatizing innocent children just to be seen as working.

Querty:
Hello guys! I'm happy to be back..

Well , all I can say now is that someone on this forum will receive an alert this Saturday, 2nd May, 2020

Welcome back bro. 1001144210 zenith Bank FCA. Remain blessed!

successmatters:
If women don't pull you down, you will be richer than Bill Gates and older than Metusellah.

This is what came to your mind after reading the article?

You didn't ask which state or the name of the deputy governor.
Empty-headed Nigerian yoots.

seanfer:
If GEJ is a serious and God Fearing President how can he keep a report that was completed in the first year of his tenure till when he will win the second term, how does that sound to you? GEJ and his political allies didn’t know that the committee will do a thorough job, that’s why he kept the report in the locker. What do you have to say about Ogoni clean up. He kept that also for third term?

I like social media a lot because it's a place where you come to give a very strong opinion about something you know little or nothing about

Okoroawusa:
But the previous that spent money setting up a committe n then ended up rejecting its recommendations did something worth doing, okwaya?

Anumanu ka go nma

Improve your Igbo, you are doing well.

seanfer:
He promised to use the funds saved from subsidy for SURE-P. But are you aware that the the SURE-P chairman resigned in less than a month because he can’t stand the corruption going on in the agency. Till today we don’t know what GEJ used the funds for. He lacks political will to step on toes.

This exact same thing is happening this minute, but the difference here is the APC appointee in charge didn't resign because he is down with it.

Corporate2020:
Like Ngozi Iwealla did when she started borrowing to pay Salaries while Oil price was relatively high. She was borrowing to pay Salaries while imPatience Jonathan and her gang of 40 thieves were getting fatter. Imagine borrowing from World Bank and IMF and then sharing the money among your friends. Thunder will strike some people and their generation will never grow.

Oboy all these are still happening as we speak. There's no way out because we create strong men rather than strong institutions that respect no man.

Baffupdrizz:
Say the truth:

She has checked your profile out and has decided whether you're worth her time or not. Go figure!

This is just it, nothing more.

True words. Office politics could be a dangerous game.

A-men

santakris:
Is the person a nairalander?

I can't really understand why they need you there.

Pls go and report at a nearby police station and take their advice. Police will handle it from there.

Op after reading madridguy, I'm in support of this o.

I would also said ignore, but you seem like someone with a heart and it's difficult for you to look away else your conscience will prick you. But just be safe.

Op you will go in the morning with two friends. If possible, send an advance team ahead to quietly investigate.

But be careful pls. Good luck.

Arrewa:
you should be more concern about your region bro!

This is the most backward region in Nigeria!

Unite against your selfish politicians!

My region backward? A northerner calling Igbos backward?
Dude, so the soak away sniffing things over there is true. Change your supply now.

Arrewa:
I'm not that daft!! The op is an igbo man!!

I suspected that Anambralstson who's been accusing me of being a Yoruba man

He's doing all this as form of vengeance! Don't be deceived!

My first impression too was you are behind the moniker. This is NL.

Deepfeel:
There are Kano Igbo's

They are foolish. I hope it won't be too late.

KenOne:
Impostor! Who told you you're from Ikwerre and related to Uche Okwukwu. My friend you're not from Elele not to talk of Ikwerre.
A true Ikwerre man Iwhuruoha in that matter will not say Ikwerre is Igbo.

Ikwerre, Emohua, Port Harcourt and Obio Akpor ancestral home is Benin, and since i was born my grand father, grand mother to my father and mother never told me that our Ikwerre has a link to Igbo.

Ogbakor Ikwerre has repeatedly rebuke those that says Ikwerre is Igbo, remember last year when Ohanaeze Ndi Igbo wanted to hold a world conference in Port Harcourt UST campus to be precise, Prof. Simeon Achinewhu then Ogbakor Ikwerre president general stopped them from holding that world conference that Ikwerre land Port Harcourt is not Igbo land.

The Berom and Langtan people of Platuea, the Ebira people Kogi and Kwara people speaks Hausa, bears Hausas names does that make them Hausa people.

This force attach must stop.

Just responding to your Berom... But these people also have their native dialects which they speak alongside hausa. Does the ikwere people have any other languages they speak?

Deepfeel:
Yes any problem?

Igbos will soon turn Kano to no mans land like Lagos

Besides the sabon geri people from Kano boast of was built by Igbo's

Your point is?

Nigeria should quit playing politics and been politically correct when everyone can see that the union is not working.

Igbos in other parts of the country should as a matter of principle begin to invest heavily in their region. Others too should be putting their houses in order.

One day, a pharoah who didn't know Joseph would come to the throne and ask the multi million dollars question...DO WE STILL WANT TO BE TOGETHER??

One Nigeria would never make the quality of the lives of it's citizen worth living for.