I remember last year when i did similar thing to a lady, she was so eager to know me, she called me twice i didnt pick then when i picked, she was trying to know who i was. I didnt tell her. She kept calling me several times, because of the mystery and anticipation i created

Ent3rpreneur:


Yeah, your type is money, car, shawarma, take me out, big dị́ck, etc.

We meet your type everyday and we're tired.

Buh what's wrong with money cars sharwama take me out and big dick anyway? Sounds like what every hustler wants.

m6tem:


Curiosity : Who's this that soon bold?
Anxiety : Did I do something wrong why hasn't he replied me yet?

You mean am..lol

Nat404:
What I mean here is, sometimes a woman would say to a man, "I hate you", it doesn't really mean that she hated the man, it means the man in question is keeping her on her toes.

Bros we are not in the jokes section.

Kalatium:
I remember last year when i did similar thing to a lady, she was so eager to know me, she called me twice i didnt pick then when i picked, she was trying to know who i was. I didnt tell her. She kept calling me several times, because of the mystery and anticipation i created

That's a very cheap girl. Her actions should tell you. Op wasn't referring to girls in this category.

ZINIBANKS:

Op nice work ✌️ but you no well instead make you teach us how to make cash na how to toss you dey teach us
But I get one black American for Louisiana in new Orleans
She don know say I be Nigeria but she no fur for me
Just random chat an she get good work certified nurse
Which scope I fit give her make she fur for me I no want Yahoo format O

u sha wan buy Benz dis year

I think you should start marketing drugs in transits.

Kalatium:
I remember last year when i did similar thing to a lady, she was so eager to know me, she called me twice i didnt pick then when i picked, she was trying to know who i was. I didnt tell her. She kept calling me several times, because of the mystery and anticipation i created

Don’t try this with me, ima block yo ass off immediately

iClef:
Note: Before I started the chat, I removed my profile picture to make the mystery/suspense stronger.

You don't chat with pretty girls for the first time on WhatsApp with a profile picture. Even if you're the most handsome person on earth, remove it and you'll get her on her knees faster.

All this crap just to get a girl...lol... Learners

I relate with iClef. In the world of seduction, psychology is key. A lot of folks discount the information up there because he's explaining them in detail. When you become the subject of such tactics, you'll realize you're at the opposite end of the table.

I read a fair share of pickup artistry back in the day when WhatsApp and Facebook were non existent. Maybe myspace or 2go though but those times required you to be upfront, confident and time conscious (landline things)

Tbh, you don't get good at stuff by depending on your hunches. You've got to take active learning (sometimes from your elder brother or bad friends) and more importantly endless practice.

I won't reply any negative or abusive ITK comment above. No strength for wahala today. I'm on my period.

Modified: I gave a few the attention they wanted.

laivwire:
I relate with iClef. In the world of seduction, psychology is key. A lot of folks discount the information up there because he's explaining them in detail. When you become the subject of such tactics, you'll realize you're at the opposite end of the table.

I read a fair share of pickup artistry back in the day when WhatsApp and Facebook were non existent. Maybe myspace or 2go though but those times required you to be upfront, confident and time conscious (landline things)

Tbh, you don't get good at stuff by depending on your hunches. You've got to take active learning (sometimes from your elder brother or bad friends) and more importantly endless practice.

On point.

heartbraker:
u sha wan buy Benz dis year

I wan go there Nii
Make God help me

SweetOlive:


Don’t try this with me, ima block yo ass off immediately

One thing I love about women is mouth mouth mouth, but when it's time for action, they forget about all the mouth they made and follow their "current emotions."

The keyword there is CURRENT EMOTION.

muaa:
All these ones na story....
Not for my type pls

The truth is: If I were a woman and I see such a post, I'll also say the same thing. I'll say, "This won't work on me — it's for small immature girls."

So, you're not wrong for typing what you just typed.

illicit:
na wa o. how I go buy toasting book

If you have beard, there is no need for you to buy beard cream, but when you see someone without beard buying it, you don't need to laugh at him.

We all have different things to settle for our minds to be at rest. Yours may not be toasting, but something else. Don't you think?

DaInferno:
a girl I know will just keep ur file under the table pending when u are ready to talk to her again. besides,most times, it ain't easy to reinitiate a chat again.

That is because the people chatting her don't know how to chat. Send me her number, if that is possible, and I'll post the outcome of our chat here so you'll know what I'm telling you.

iClef:


If you have beard, there is no need for you to buy beard cream, but when you see someone without beard buying it, you don't need to laugh at him.

We all have different things to settle for our minds to be at rest. Yours may not be toasting, but something else. Don't you think?

yes. mine is a money making book

BeardedMeat:
No wahala! After hiding behind your keyboard to build castles, you had better be worth it when we meet in person. Cos the moment you show up and fail to make a great first impression even before we spoke a word, sorry sir.

No one picks a GMC, we pick you. So, after ChatDîcting you, you still have more rivers to cross before you get to our state of final approval.

It seems you don't know what GMC means. Anyway, let's forget about it.

I'm coming back, let me go try the new pick up line I just learnt

illicit:

yes. mine is a money making book

That's great to hear. What are your top 10 recommended money-making books?

GANAYAD:
I'm coming back, let me go try the new pick up line I just learnt

No, don't try it. I don't share pickup lines — I share the process to manufacture yours impromptu. Cramming lines or speeches is bad. I don't cram things — I manufacture them on the spot; based on what is in front of me. You just need to be witty and fast in coming up with things on the spot.

Cramming things is for women.
Manufacturing things is for men.

Now,, The op is a realest niggggaarrrr.... I like this.

Nuel4 must see this.

iClef:


That's great to hear. What are you top 10 recommended money-making books?

Hahaha iLegend wan cast this guy.

iClef:


No, don't try it. I don't share pickup lines — I share the process to manufacture yours impromptu. Cramming lines or speeches is bad. I don't cram things — I manufacture them on the spot; based on what is in front of me. You just need to be witty and fast in coming up with things on the spot.

Cramming things is for women.
Manufacturing things is for men.

Henhen make I buy popcorn ,let me learn well

iClef:


That's great to hear. What are your top 10 recommended money-making books?

I need only one. Rich Dad poor dad

iClef:


No, don't try it. I don't share pickup lines — I share the process to manufacture yours impromptu. Cramming lines or speeches is bad. I don't cram things — I manufacture them on the spot; based on what is in front of me. You just need to be witty and fast in coming up with things on the spot.

Cramming things is for women.
Manufacturing things is for men.

I crammed some of your pickup lines, its worked at some point but I later pressed the damage control button myself because I haven't digest the book.
Simphood flows in my blood. But I hope to get better someday.

illicit:


I need only one. Rich Dad poor dad

No, I'm not saying I'll send you book. I'm saying, "What are the top 10 'how to make money' books you've read?"

I want to follow you too cuz me I wan make money like you. Hunger and poverty dey kill me here.

merit455:
Nonseny,you can't try this rubbish with responsible girls. You say nah every body be mumu. With that chart self,she never fall. You are writing a rubbish book, teaching people how to woe women. See your head like Corona viruses

oga carry ur depression go put 4 buhari head na..

Spacewalk:
I crammed some of your pickup lines, its worked at some point but I later pressed the damage control button myself because I haven't digest the book.
Simphood flows in my blood. But I hope to get better someday.

The "I love you so much," simp button. Anyway, there is nothing to worry about — it's learnable. You can download and reread Mr. Friendzone free version here: https://shop.wetclef.com/blog/2019/05/30/download-mr-friendzone/

You're a bad guy

gfon:
oga carry ur depression go put 4 buhari head na..

Hahaha. You harsh pass me o. Make I learn Harsh-preneurship from you.