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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Respectfully Slams Twitter User For Distorting History And Facts by Beastus(m): 1:57pm On May 10, 2023
E don tey when Reno for dey shake table.

Hand never begin pain am?
Politics / Re: PDP Governors Forum To Honour Wike, Makinde, Ortom, Others by Beastus(m): 12:25pm On May 10, 2023
Which way Nigeria?
Education / Re: Group Condemns The Recent Fee Hike In UNIABUJA, Says It's Anti-poor by Beastus(m): 10:18pm On May 09, 2023
The notion is that Nigerian tertiary education is "heavily" subsidized.

Now, even at the "subsidized" rate, it is still unaffordable.

This shows how bad things are in Nigeria.

The question now is; Nigeria, where are we headed to?

Education stopped being priority since 2015.
Politics / Re: Terrorists Attack Emir’s Palace In Kaduna State, Abduct Nine Children by Beastus(m): 9:25pm On May 08, 2023
How old was the "youngest" wife?
Family / Re: Ex-boxer Beats His Wife To Coma Over TV Remote by Beastus(m): 9:22pm On May 08, 2023
Say No to domestic violence. cry
Romance / Re: What Kind Of Snake Is This? by Beastus(m): 6:32am On Dec 30, 2021
What kind of snake is this?

A snake that'll kill you, that's what angry

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Fashion / Re: I Have Never Felt So Much Pain In My Life, Lady With Artificial Nails Cries by Beastus(m): 6:51pm On Dec 28, 2021
FEAR WOMEN

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Food / Re: A Nairalander Served With Chicken Head At An Event (Photo) by Beastus(m): 6:20pm On Dec 28, 2021
Maybe they wanted to use somebody to prepare new year juju, so they did random selection. Lo and behold, na you pick the random selection.

I know by now you'd have finished eating the chicken head.

Nothing wey I wan tell you again

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Crime / Re: Heavily Gunmen Parading As ESN Arrested In Ogwashi-ukwu Delta (video). by Beastus(m): 3:19pm On Dec 10, 2021
Police these days are getting really humble in the east.

They don't move mad as they do in the west. I wonder why.

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Politics / Re: Nasarawa Housewife: How My Husband’s Teenage Son Impregnated Me by Beastus(m): 4:12pm On Dec 04, 2021
I have read this story from somewhere before.

Either way....Men in the house, go for check ups and check if your blockus is still gallant so that woman would not be uselessing you anyhow.

Stop drinking agbo, gbogbo nise etc etc...and excess alcohol thinking it would make you a man in bed.

Lies angry

Real men eat vegetables to have strong phallus amu to pierce anything in their way.

Eat your vegetables. Nonsense angry angry
Nairaland / General / Re: Please Who Is Supposed To Name A New Born Baby? by Beastus(m): 4:05pm On Dec 04, 2021
They should name him Victorious freedom grin
Politics / Re: Lagos APC Faction, Lagos4Lagos Joins PDP by Beastus(m): 3:59pm On Dec 04, 2021
All of them should get out.

How is this going to change the price of garri? angry

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Health / Re: FG Approves COVID Vaccine Booster Shots by Beastus(m): 9:42pm On Dec 03, 2021
Haha

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Crime / Re: Policeman Shoots Woman While Trying To Apprehend Suspected Yahoo Boys In Edo by Beastus(m): 9:42pm On Dec 03, 2021
Una nor even know story sef.

Boys wey carry the policeman put for boot carry comot.

Where them go, we no know.
Politics / Re: Why FG Has Not Built A Federal Secretariat In Abia — Rep Onuigbo Reveals by Beastus(m): 9:30pm On Dec 03, 2021
Money for secretariat that would enter Ikpeazu's pocket and be forgotten.

Buhari has sold Nigeria to China, there is no money again and the Chinese would soon come to collect their money.

I hope you people have plans to learn mandarin and kung-fu?

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Politics / Re: 15 Passengers Kidnapped By ISWAP Terrorists In Borno by Beastus(m): 9:30pm On Dec 03, 2021
Things like this have become normal occurrences in this country.

Zoological republic
Science/Technology / Re: Mtn Users Are Being Disconnected For No Reason by Beastus(m): 9:28pm On Dec 03, 2021
It's buhari you should be blaming
Politics / Re: Barau’s Office Attack: Shekarau Blames Ganduje’s Aides, Petitions IGP by Beastus(m): 9:24pm On Dec 03, 2021
Ashewo People's Congress at it again.

Post real news next time angry

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Participates At The Dubai Expo 2020 (PHOTOS) by Beastus(m): 9:22pm On Dec 03, 2021
I am sure he went there to beg for money.

International bambiala nyelum kobo.

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Crime / Re: Housewife Who Set Her Husband's Side Chic Ablaze In Ogun Arrested For Murder by Beastus(m): 9:20pm On Dec 03, 2021
FEAR WOMEN AND SAVE YOUR LIFE

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Travel / Re: Skeleton Of Man Trapped In Lava During Mount Vesuvius Eruption In 79 A.D.(Pics) by Beastus(m): 9:04pm On Dec 03, 2021
efighter:


Too old to be used for money rituals. I think your skull will be better.

Your skull is oblong, very ripe and crunchy.

Guard it preciously before they take it from you. Na ember month be this o.
Crime / Re: Boarding School: The 21st Century Prison For Kids. by Beastus(m): 9:02pm On Dec 03, 2021
The blame is still on irresponsible parents who rather than take up parenting, put their child in another person's care.

Who or whatever the person is, they do not care to know as long as they have time "for other things"

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Foreign Affairs / Re: BREAKING News: Libyan Court Orders Gaddafi’s Son Back Into Presidential Race… by Beastus(m): 8:58pm On Dec 03, 2021
The US would soon start sweating
Celebrities / Re: Davido Signs Deal With Wema Bank (Video, Photo) by Beastus(m): 8:56pm On Dec 03, 2021
Where una dey see this money?

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Travel / Re: Skeleton Of Man Trapped In Lava During Mount Vesuvius Eruption In 79 A.D.(Pics) by Beastus(m): 8:45pm On Dec 03, 2021
bluecircle470:


You’re as daft as anything else. You’re one of the morons on Nairaland.

Cry harder. So that I can drink your tears.
Education / Re: Our Boys Woo All With Benz On Campus by Beastus(m): 7:58am On Dec 03, 2021
The oga kpata kpata below said "They are fornicating very well"

grin grin

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Crime / Re: Is This Cristal Meth(meth)?pics Below. by Beastus(m): 9:01pm On Dec 02, 2021
Local vigilantes would soon carry you to market square and flog you.

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Education / Re: Should I Travel Abroad Or Continue With My HND Program In Nigeria by Beastus(m): 8:59pm On Dec 02, 2021
How many times will they tell you that Nigeria is not for you?

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Family / Re: Man Beats Up His Wife For Putting On A Short Skirt Without Wearing Pants by Beastus(m): 8:58pm On Dec 02, 2021
All these gutter men with fragile masculinity

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Romance / Re: I'm trying not to be a Simp. Please I Need Y'all Advice! by Beastus(m): 8:56pm On Dec 02, 2021
I advice you to fear women and save your life.
Crime / Re: Missing Timothy Adegoke Found Dead by Beastus(m): 9:05pm On Nov 15, 2021
APC have failed woefully.

Tufiakwa APC

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