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waze63:
#my_worst_pick_up_lines_Ever��
Sometimes you ladies don't know the amount of bravity and courage it takes for a guy to walk up to you and say pleasant things to get you on his hook
Trust me that shit can be crazy and not every man u see on the street can do that and I think we need an ACCOLADE
***I have only discussed this incedent with my friends and we will all laugh at my stupidity***��
This happened somewhere around Allen Avenue, Ikeja Lagos
So I went for an interview after which I decided to walk and explore the beauty of Ikeja the capital city of lagos, not minding the hot sun ☀ as soon as I sighted this hot damsel, so gorgeous, succulent and tempting enough that I would rather prefer her to my birthday � cake sef��
Guys you know exactly this kinda girls that are good looking to the extent you start feeling intemidated and inferior already
Normally I would have just continued my walk ooh, but the Nwa Aba in me won't just let me focus my mind on where I was going especially considering the kind of job I came for (man needed serious prayer to pass that interview gan)
But instead I had to turn back after I have walked passed this lady, so I walked up to her like I have known her for a long time cos over confidence suddenly come dey worry me��
Only for me to get to her and not only embarrassed myself, am sure my kids somewhere in heaven will just be laffing at their daddy
Me: hellooo miss
Her : (with the cutest grin � ever) Hello Sir
Me: nice to meet you cutie
Her: quite receptive and well reserved young lady she was like---same here
Me: Dear this ur hair, u fix am new?��
Arrgh ==Madam was like tf �‍♂️�‍♂️�‍♂️
As if that wasn't enough.. I went further(I no just know wetin enter my head)
Me: the hair is fine, e come make you look like Nwankwo Kanu abeg have u played for super eagles before �‍♂️
At that point I saw and overhead my grandfather whispering to me (fortune use ur head)
Kaiiii... Auntie come vex
Hey Is this why you came to me?
Like are you supposed to be toasting me with this..... Guy E be like say u no serious ooh( fr her mind, how fine boy like thiz no go get coordination)
Me: ooh sorry no vex, na the sun ☀ wey don beat me.... I no come know wetin I de do again and besides I just finished an interview with & $@#!? Ltd now
Her: sorry about that, hope you did well?
Me: I leave question wey she ask me dey answer another thing
Me: Mummy this una Ikeja fine ooh... Average person no fit live here
� � � Wtf I'm I saying?
She got pissed and almost walked away when I hushed her
Pls can I just get your �?
Hehehe hehe to my surprised she asked for my phone instead
(chooiiii e be like God Wan make I razzle this girl, I don see wetin go carry me dey come Ikeja be this ooh ��
For my mind, I even almost forget that my stupid techno phone was having a touch pad issue chisos
Then this lovely soul called out her number for me and I was almost dancing as I was typing it in my yeye phone
Excitedly I didn't know what I pressed and voom the number wiped and the most funny thing was that a call came into her phone and she already thought it was me calling her
Her: ok fortune i have seen it I will save it, I just like that your name, you look like a promising youngman(I swear I was on suit and tie gan) and besides I was soo bored and needed a walk�‍♀️�‍♀️
It was at this point that I lost the courage to reask for the number cos that call no from me... Na my village people call her that thing no be me��
Thats how I watched this lady walk away and I was steering at her like an efulefu as she moved about in her beauty and glamor
����
I swear I didn't only disappoint myself, I know my forefathers Will be so mad at me that period cos they had so much confidence in my skills
Nawa ooh �
But shaaa the goodnews : everything went skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr par par par
Thank God say I sabi crime people number for head, na so I for take miss that sweet cruise that ended up being one of the most memorable s$xcapades local man had in lagos����
So guys..... Up ur game ooh
No dey whine like me
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I miss L. A. G. O. S MakaChukwu
Thanks for the Read
Enjoy ur weekend
#mazi

rubbish

Two things
1)He's not ready and probably over thinking the way his family would react but has plans for a marriage with you

2)You're probably not his last bus stop so he can't introduce you to his parents

Zeroenochone:
Which company are you talking about please
If it's Samsung then you're wrong because Samsung devices can float WhatsApp
That's the one I've seen

And I know Xiaomi miui 12 can float most system apps
Even MIUI 11 can do it but miui 12 floating window feature beats that of Samsung's oneUI

I'm guessing he was talking apple.

obinna58:
I like my song downloaded

then try YouTube music
If you can't afford it then try a.u.d.i.o.m.a.c.k and manage-their-terribly small-music-library

YouTube music I prefer it to apple music and Spotify

majamajic:
But u for enter computer village sell your phone without stress OP , since u are in Ikeja already !

actually jiji is the surest,computer village is gambling with the phone
If you regect their offer they might have switched it or steal the phone running away and you can't pursuit them because it's crowded and they know every nook and cranny,don't underestimate those boys

What that form request is access to your nairaland account,I'll urge y'all that inputed your information to change your password because with those two things you provided they'll be able to access your account.

MrBrownJay1:
my bad... then you should simply:
go to the nearest ghetto/drug spot, get undressed, spread your legs, close your eyes and let total strangers mount you.

Ilamina:
But Australia has no winter

it sometimes get very cold

SOLD

hedonister:
So, is South Africa not in sub saharan Africa? I'm lost.

what are you saying you said that OAU had the best and he showed you there is better in south Africa.

hedonister:
So, what did i say that was contrary?

Obamaofusa:
I have been to numerous universities but I think OAU is the best in infrastructures in sub Saharan Africa..

This and that guy clearly showed you you were wrong then you said this

hedonister:
I think you're going too far. Some Universities in Ghana are top notch.

My point is that you were wrong about oau having the best infrastructure.

hedonister:
Lecture me.

okay Africa is classified into two
Northern Africa and sub Saharan Africa
The part in green is sub Saharan but the one in light green is Sudan which is classified by United Nations as northern Africa

hedonister:
I think you're going too far. Some Universities in Ghana are top notch.

do you even know what sub sahran Africa is?

ekene101:
It's a scam,she is just an amateur and hasn't got d vibes to flow yet,they are after your Facebook account,if the conversation has flowed well,they will ask u to send an otp code sent to ur phone in order to help boost ur ad not knowing it's a code to enter ur fb account,in d next hour,ur fb name will either be Owen cruz, David Fisher or Stan Lee. Worst is ur friends will be dm to invest in flip cash and gets defrauded and u will be held responsible. I know guys in my hood dat does it and I keep telling den to start practicing soapy,becos d day Dem go scam person wey ready spend 1million just to recover his/her 5 thousand,e go confirm for their eyes..

lol

ProfDview1:
Trash.. Wah do u know about phones?

Kids everywhere

smh

ProfDview1:
With Tecno?

Please explain why it's a bad idea
Not trying to sound offensive but I'm guessing you're new to iOS and you just probably got your first iphone and thinks it's the sweetest thing after bread and butter or just a kid thinking iOS is life.Those that have been in the game know that iphone 6 is for kids something teenagers use,very common among teengers which shows it has lost its value.
You do know that Tecno devices has a good resale value to the open market in Nigeria,whether you dim it fit or not.

ProfDview1:
Are u okay?? IPhone 6 with Tecno??

Are u really okay

what's the problem?,you do know the 6 ain't a big deal.

SOLD

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teadrake:
We might be headed towards financial doom. If funds borrowed to finance critical infrastructure is being looted again. This country is not sustainable

if only they spent the money they owe well,the us has the highest debt but it isn't showing in their economy

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sunshineV:
They can't do that or can they?

maybe, i'm not sure though but I feel since they own the site they can do and undo according to their taste and if money comes in, you know Nigerians.
If they were paid then it means they picked money over something not bringing profit to them.

ib4real95:
Bring back our thread

lol,I personally enjoy this phone sections for some reasons,but I won't be surprised according to what you guys are saying if the Tecno guys paid for the thread to be deleted.

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Descortes:
abeg don't mention me again jare
Infact don't mention me again for life.

Lol firstly I have a strong feeling that is a guy posing as a girl plus this is a phone thread not romance.

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