₦airaland Forum

Bede2u:
boss. I like you. Congrats on ur successes so far. More power to ur elbow.

Am in Qatar now. Earning good pay as a Safety personel. However qatar is a hot, muslim country and even tho its fast developing, there are still mega restrictions and lack of openness and most jobs here are in construction cos its a developing nation. If Construction finish? Then no more work. I cant be here when that happens. I need to move and it has to be U.S cos no matter the country I move to, if its not U.s, i wont feel settled. And by move i mean move to u.s forever. No more coming back to Naija. Raise american family, live and die in america.

What are my options. How best can i come to u.s. Am late 20s, single, bsc holder, smart have about 2mil naira in savings so far. Wanna move from qatar latest 2020.

Thanks in anticipation and congrats again

BlowJobs:
I am. Also, Mrk K is well known in the town (her dad is some sorta law enforcement, so I'm sure they don do background check on me)

She does this "embarrassing" thing when shs sees an older persom staring every time we travel to her village.

"She noticed someone staring at me"
"Calls my attention to it"
"Holds my hand and places it on her ass pr lap"
"Then kissed me"
It works everytime .

You should see the disgusting look on their face like "you fu..cking assholes" look or "i'm gonna kill you both" look or the "really embarassed" white people look

Its funny everytime.

Lol. Funny. Seems ur free now? Pls answer me this small query u promised earlier

Malawian:
Oyi m na ulo akwukwo sekondiri na asu ma na ede asusu anyi ka o bu onye nke anyi. Nwa ahu bu onye ofe.

abi?

BlowJobs:
Yup..

Bro, nothing is as scary as being surrounded by white people (old white people mostly. The younger onesjust wanna party and have a cinversation with you and maybe have sex ). You have to experience it to understand. I was scared and nervous esp around old white people. (The younger once my age are so chill). The old ones keep giving you the stare you only aee in horror movies.

I eventually figured out they were nervous too and used it to my advantage. . The thing is i know a lot of them in the town are prpbably thinking "Nigger this, nigger that" but can't say it to my face, so i delibrately make attempts like i try to approach them and see them try so hard to avoid eye contact and cowardly change their position

well u stilk have to be careful with them. Many of them lived in the 50s, 60s and 70s when it was cool to lynch blacks for walking in white neighbourhoods

BlowJobs:
American Dream: the ideal that every US citizen should have an equal opportunity to achieve success and prosperity through hard work, determination, and initiative.

Nigerian Dream: To miss Naija fron foreign especially inside snow .. Missing naija includes watching naija channels.


Ps: Trace Africa is mostly dedicatedto east african content wsp South Africa

I find it chilling u watched the horror movie 'Get out' surrounded by whites only. And in the exact situation of the guy in the movie. Really chilling

eph12:
Following

you can add your thoughts here as well. Lets find a workable political structure for Nigeria. As i said earlier, politics is what determines the direction of the economy.

Politics determine economic growth. South Africa has been on a decline since its political structure was changed to integrate blacks into the system. Many of these blacks came without formal education to handle ministries larger than their mental capacity. Egypt has been on the rise since the overthrow of Mubarak. Nigeria had been on steady rise since the return of democracy in 1999 before the politics of 2015 put us back on a steady decline.
Nigeria's GDP should be at least $860 Billion as against the current $410 Billion, in order to give us a per capital income comparable to that of South Africa and Egypt.
This is achievable within the next six years. However, political reforms need to happen before economic growth can take place. This type of political reform needs to create smaller authonomous entities within the umbrella of one Nigeria.
As the picture below shows, the six geopolitical zones need to become six authonomous regions, with an elected government. Other reforms can be in the following forms;
1. A premier should be elected for the six regions. The 774 LGA chairmen should become regional legislators. The top traditional rulers from each region should form regional House of Chiefs (equivalent of Senate). The 36 states should be federating units within each region, the 3rd tier of government and as presently organised.

2. The resources found anywhere within the land border of the six regions would belong to the regional government. It would be theirs to exploit and share among their federating states. The entire resources found in Nigeria's territorial waters would belong to the Federal government. It would be theirs to exploit and utilise entirely for the funding of federal budgets. There would no longer be monthly allocations given to any state or region.

3. Until offshore oil finishes, taxes would only consist of state taxes and regional taxes. Taxes should seek to take much more from the rich (Dangote, Adenuga, Elumelu etc) than it currently does.

4. There would be a federal police, regional police and state police. All federal roads would belong to the regional government. All items on exclusive list (with exception of Military, Foreign affairs, CBN, Customs and Road safety) would be brought to the concurrent list so that Federal, Regional and State government can be involved as well.

5. The federal government would use its resources to develope Abuja, the FCT. It should also spend some resources on Special Economic Zones such as Lagos, PH and Kano

6. The regions should have authority to develope regional symbols such as flags, coat of arms and regional anthems. They should also be allowed to negotiate directly with foreign governments on Economic and cultural issues only.

The restructure of Nigeria to something similar to this would create powerful, authonomous and prosperous regions. That is what restructure should be all about- making the six geopolitical zones stronger and viable. This equally translates to a more powerful and economically viable Nigeria.
The feeding bottle system will never allow us to innovate. Innovation means growth.

Yyeske:
Kotogbu onwe gi ebe a.
Back to topic and stop insulting the Yorubas here.
Landmass was calculated and not total area, water mass was not included, Lagos state has been reclaiming the sea for decades reason we have V.I, Banana island, Lekki, Ajah, Eko Atlantic etc, does Anambra have such or are we to reclaim the stretch of river Niger to expand the landmass of the state?

I dont insult yorubas here who did not first insult Igbo. I reply insults, i dont initiate them. Just like the little convo we had now in Igbo was filled with insults from u.
I wont insult u back. Will NEVER insult anybody who can speak the Igbo language... not even Rochas. Igbo will be great, even if your kinds say no. I will leave it at that because as we say in Igbo, uche di ka-akpa, onye obula vu nke ya.

Yyeske:
Onye 042 di ka gi n'ewete nwa afor Omambala onu, aru adikwa gi? Si ebe a puo osiso.
Ife icho bu ka'n sibe asi maka na abum onye Anambra okwa ya?
Gwa anyi afa obodo gi na 042.

A biaro m iko onu. Ihe nile i n'ede na nairaland na-akoto ndiigbo. Obu Maka gini?

Yyeske:
Negodi onye a!!! Abum nwa afor Nibo na Awka south.
Ibu onye? Ebe ka isi?

Abum onye 042. Kedu ihe iji emeto afa ndiigbo ebe ndi ofe mmanu nò? I ka ndiigbo nile maru ihe?

Yyeske:
I should lie to myself because I'm from Awka abi?

kedu be gi n'awka. Kedu ihe mere iji echuru ndiigbo afa ebe ndi ofe nno?

Yyeske:
Continue deceiving yourself, Lagos can still expand its landmass and it is doing so as we speak but Anambra cannot

so says someone who claims he is from Anambra. Afonjas are wicked

seunmsg:
No big deal in showing respect to someone older than you who also happens to be the president and commander in chief. It is fully in line with our African culture of respect and brotherhood.

El rufai is a midget. But he is also a dangerous midget who stoops to kill. Buhari is the umpteenth person he is stooping to destroy

Kanu along with many others stood their ground when u broke into his house. You killed them and called them cowards.
I know what happened to Kanu and Igbos will soon happen to Yorubas and Niger Deltans, so that the south can finally unite and cut Aboki to size

Considering that this so call media influencer could not stop the defeat of pdp in 2015, i say this is nonsense
Its infact possible that who ever this serial loser supports loses. Other people who I would like to see leave PDP are Tonyebarcanista and Fani Kayode. We dont need unstable people anymore

Like this post to support Atiku

lytech1:
mass defection or no mass defection,BUHARI will still win if ATIKU is PDP presidential candidate.

The only slight chance PDP has is to present a vibrant candidate,someone who has the love of nigerians at heart,some at his early 50's,someone with zero currupt record and probly give Fayose VP post.

when a yoruba man speaks u will know. I dont knw u but i know ur tribe. So Igbos are not ripe for vp post?

NgeneUkwenu:
Have you seen Sahara Reporters Poll Between Buhari, Atiku and None Of the Above? While baba is leading by over 51% of the 19000 respondents, the IPOB Pig atiku is trailing "None of the above" by 23% grin grin

I just dey pity all these ipob pigs...their gnashing of teeth will continue till 2023.

in our 'gnashing of teeth' many fg projects are going on in the east now.
We Igbos are not complaining of hunger. In 2019, 2023 and forever, we will always vote against APC. No matter wat APC does to pls us, we would gv 95% of our votes to pdp. Go and die

QuotaSystem:
Yeah, Atiku/Arewa till 2027.

All the oil blocs will be revoked from born to rule Arewa immediately Alhaji Atiku is sworn in on May 29, 2019.

Quota system will be abolished the next day.

FCT will move to Port Harcourt October 1st that year.

Kai Nijeriya sai Atiku

I like the person behind this handle. Your arrogance, insensitivity and bigotry will one day unite Nairaland Southerners.
You go about telling how Hausa-Fulani is king and how any body who goes against u will be eliminated. You have named Ojukwu, Ironsi, Awolowo, Okar, Abiola and Nnamdi kanu as examples of northern ruthlesness.
You have boasted of how you took the capital to north; of how you are taking southern resources to north without problems. You have praised your political mastery on how you continue to divide the south.
You dont know that misery unites. The entire south are affected by your wickedness. If memory serves me, it was when Igbos began to boast after Nzeogwu's coup that the north united and struck.
Unity of the south is gradually coming, with boasts from the north. Considering that the South has the most educated Nigerians, the higher HDI, access to Atlantic ocean, oil and Lagos and of course Igbos and Yorubas (two of the most advanced tribes from Africa), Southern unity will not only take u guys back, it will infact ensure you never rise again.

QuotaSystem:
Chei see painment

Slimy hypocrite....go through your post history on any thread regarding the North or South West and see the bolded in their full colours.

I have never disrespected Abiola or Awolowo on this forum ever (whom I consider heroes for their legacies), putting words in my mouth to suit your selfish & satanic agenda of ganging up against the North is the weakest and most desperate antic I've seen you display so far on this forum. Only a newbie doesn't know your moniker is that of an incurable and intolerant bigot notorious for insulting, derogating and bashing anything northern or Yoruba.

Flee from my mentions with your stinking hypocrisy.

I wasnt a bigot when in 2015 I joined 15 million Nigerians to vote against GEJ. I am not a bigot now calling for southern unity. The post u quoted showed i was obviously replying to someone who insulted my tribe unprovoked. I wont be a bigot in 2019 when i will fly back into the country to vote Atiku -a northerner. You on the other hand has never extended a hand of friendship to Igbos. U have insulted Abiola and Awolowo, dont lie about this. Even by gloating about dead people who the north killed for going against them, u are insulting these great Yorubas

QuotaSystem:
Yeah, Atiku/Arewa till 2027.

All the oil blocs will be revoked from born to rule Arewa once Alhaji Atiku is sworn in on May 29, 2019.

Quota system will be abolished the next day.

FCT will move to Port Harcourt October 1st that year.

Kai Nijeriya sai Atiku

I like the person behind this handle. Your arrogance, insensitivity and bigotry will one day unite Nairaland Southerners.
You go about telling how Hausa-Fulani is king and how any body who goes against u will be eliminated. You have named Ojukwu, Ironsi, Awolowo, Okar, Abiola and Nnamdi kanu as examples of northern ruthlesness.
You have boasted of how you took the capital to north; of how you are taking southern resources to north without problems. You have praised your political mastery on how you continue to divide the south.
You dont know that misery unites. The entire south are affected by your wickedness. If memory serves me, it was when Igbos began to boast after Nzeogwu's coup that the north united and struck.
Unity of the south is gradually coming, with boasts from the north. Considering that the South has the most educated Nigerians, the higher HDI, access to Atlantic ocean, oil and Lagos and of course Igbos and Yorubas (two of the most advanced tribes from Africa), Southern unity will not only take u guys back, it will infact ensure you never rise again.

Cc sarkki aribisala0 mynad44 greatiyk4u

dailydolar:
yes you can apply to schools without uniassit at least i have 3schools now that dont need you to go tru them and one of the school doesnt request for hard copy so its strictly for the school to decide

Can u tell me which schools pls

romeorailss:
CNN?

Bro, u funny die. If ur premise for the forecast is CNN, then u need to unlearn and relearn

The fact that you did not even understand my earlier response shows I shouldn't engage you further.
Call your elder brothers and ask them my meaning in the first response.

romeorailss:
See as this wan dey calculate with figures like say na him household be the whole Nigeria wey dey vote. People never cease to amaze me, I tell u.

A man wakes up on a Saturday morning and starts counting votes of 2019 down and doing the figures, then came to conclusion that a certain candidate has won

Nairaland is indeed filled with character

Kid if u are too young to know what forecast means, leave sports betting and watch cnn more often.
If per chance Buhari won in my forcast, it wont seem stupid to you.

mercyp001:
u better put @NgeneUkwenu aside. she said Atiku contested under AC in 2011, so we do not need to drag issues wit such a person dat did not know it was Nuhu Ribadu dat was ACN presidential candidate in 2011 election. D only thing she knw is ipob. Smh

leave am. She even said Buhari got 12 million in 2007

NgeneUkwenu:
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Numbo jumbo analysis! Atiku had contested election in 2007 under AC, while Buhari contested under ANPP, But while Buhari won Several states in the North polling over 12Million Votes, Atiku was defeated in his ward in Adamwa State, just garnering less 1.5Million in the entire Federation.

The same Atiku contested APC Primaries with Buhari in 2015, and yet came a distant 3rd with less than 1/3 of Buhari's Votes.

All these they contested as opposition Candidates...why then do you think an inconsequential Atiku, Will defeat Buhari as an Incumbent President with his powers as the Commander In chief? Ipob yoots eh!

As u dey lie dey make me laugh. Buhari did not get 12 million votes in 2007, he got 7 million nation wide, some of which came from SE cos he had an Igbo vp. Atiku got over 2 million votes in 2007.
Buhari then was seen as a messiah. Many thought he would bring genuine change. His current bad governance has reduced his popularity grossly, even in the north.
Me for instance voted him in 2007 and 2015. I will vote against him in 2019. Do u think am the only one like that?
As for power of commander in chief, dont forget GEJ who won Buhari in 2011 lost to him in 2015. What do u think Buhari will do in polling units where he is unpopular? Prevent people from voting with soldiers? Na lie. Atiku is a political heavy weight and more will join him in defecting to PDP.

NgeneUkwenu:
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deluded ipob yoot! dey console yourself

na this kain party u want make Nigeria vote again. U this transgender u nor dey shame?

People are quick to note Buhari got 12 million votes in 2003. Didnt PDP rig? The truth is rig or not, eletions in Nigeria has always reflected peoples wishes. In 2007 the same Buhari lost north which he won in 2003 to another northerner. Which shows u that 'Buharists' are not more than 7 million in the north out of a voting strenght of up to 13 million up north. The rest just wanted southerners out in 2003 and 2015.
If Atiku can get 5 million vote in north and buhari gets 7 million; in sw buhari get 2.5million and atiku get 2million (dont forget SW gave Atiku 2 million in 2007). If Atiku gets 2 million votes in SE and Buhari get 700k; if Atiku gets 3.5 million votes in ss and buhari get 1million;
lets calculate--
Atiku 12.5 million votes
Buhari 11.2 milliion votes

Atiku wins. This is a fair calculation

NgeneUkwenu:
This your analysis is purely based on mere assumption no empirical reasons attached to it. Buhari will clear the entire South West, North East, North Central and South West Votes. In The South East and South South, the votes will be shared 50/50 with any PDP candidates.
Obiano, Okorocha, Rochas, Dave Umahi, Ayade and Ikpeazu will surely work for Buhari...as many of them are interested in retaining their seats in 2019, than any useless presidential election.

I know u are trying to bank on rigging. But let me ask u; apart from ur oshogbo ward (which will vote pmb anyway) where else can u guarantee rigging will take place? Nigeria has gone past the time when rigging can work wonders.
As for clearing the north, no Fulani man can win in middle belt now, given the bad blood btw them. Also the core north wants 12 years straight in Aso Rock which Atiku can gv them. NE also wants to produce president too which means going against north west.

As for SS and SE, come and rig if them born u well.
Atiku 2019 is not yet certain cos we need more defections and political re-alignments. However, its the strongest opposition against a sitting president

SillyMods:
If Atiku picks a VP from SE, it means PMB/VPYO is clearing 90% of SW votes.

Game over then.

lol even u no say na lie. SW Dont vote like that. Una sabi split una vote pass anybody. Dont forget Senate president will be ceded to sw plus pdp party chairman

NgeneUkwenu:
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Atiku Will Not Win his ward in 2019, go and mark it somewhere. PDP is seen by some as a Sessionist Party in the North, while others see it as an IPOB party., with the constant Abuse they receive from the party, through Late Nnamdi kanu, Fayose, Ipob Yoots, and FFK...any party ipob yoots support in 2019 is already heading to failure.

If you doubt me, go to facebook, Twitter or make call to the Northern people...they dont want to hear anything PDP...hence the reason, PDP had not won any rerun election in the entire North, with the exception of Kogi State, where APC was disqualified.

be civil and stop cancelling my posts. I dont cancel yours. Nnamdi kanu wont be in the ballot in 2019 it will be between Turaki Adamawa and Buhari
If IPOB and Kanu no kill u last last, nothing go kill u

NgeneUkwenu:
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Yea, that was when the results were allocated, now Buhari is in charge of everything, I just hope the Leader of IPOB Pigs called Atiku would win his polling unit!

Atiku couldnt even come near Buhari, in the last APC primaries when the two were in opposition, how then , do you think the same Man will have a chance against Buhari, as a sitting President? IPOB Yoots and emotions..

The same way you lots guided late Nnamdi Kanu, to his early grave, now you have all turned to Atiku, another fulani you claim to hate.

To think u convinced me to vote Buhari in 2015 still dey shame me.
You guys are quick to note Buhari got 12 million votes in 2003. Wasnt results allocated then? The truth is rig or not, eletions in Nigeria has always reflected peoples wishes. In 2007 the same Buhari lost north which he won in 2003 to another northerner. Which shows u that 'Buharist' are not more than 7 million in the north out of a voting strenght of up to 13 million up north. If Atiku can get 5 million vote in north and buhari gets 8 million; in sw buhari get 2.5million and atiku get 2million (dont forget SW gave Atiku 2 million in 2007). If Atiku gets 2 million votes in SE and Buhari get 700k; if Atiku gets 3.5 million votes in ss and buhari get 1million; lets calculate-- Atiku 12.5 million votes
Buhari 12.2 milliion votes

Atiku wins. This is a fair calculation

SillyMods:
And the as/se will be too dumb to prefer a new president from the North for another eight years thereby increasing the years it will take them to produce the president again, as against voting PMB for another four years and have a quicker shot at the presidency.

When the time comes, we go analyze am properly for una.

ur analysis may not mean much. If Atiku picks a SE vp, most igbos will feel naturally inclined to him immediately cos a bird at hand is worth 2 in the bush. No guarantee APC will choose SE president in 2023. Tinubu may want to run. As for SS, they have historically gone with se in presidential elections as far back as 1960 including Edo, even in 2015. I dont see that changing in 2019 seeing that 5 out of 6 ss states are pdp as again 3 out of 5 in se.

Dont forget that the north also knows that voting Atiku can gv them 12 yrs straight in Aso Rock. The average Igbo man doesnt care for Igbo presidency once PDP is in power.

SillyMods:




Atiku, Saraki, OBJ and many more were in PDP when PMB got over 12 million votes in 2003 as a lone ranger in opposition. He won in 2015 not necessarily because of SW as he only managed above 55% of the votes there.

If you know a quarter of my political permutations ability, you'd know that Atiku stands ABSOLUTE NO CHANCE against PMB whose base remains solid and bigger than before.

lol the same PMB lost in Kastina in 2007. The north just wanted Obj out in 2003 thats why they voted pmb enmass. Meanwhile ANPP was not a small party in 2003.
When in 2019 Atiku contests, the north will split their vote even tho pmb will still win north. Also west will split their vote eventho pmb will win west. Wat will determine victory is block votes from SE/SS