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InteliJ:
Why is it that almost every 3 months there's a new weirdo in the programming section of nairaland? Why??

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I knew op is a troll. Hence, my first reply to this thread.

Please gentlemen/ladies don't engage this thread again. It's a waste of your precious time.

Okay sir

Sorry you're not making enough

You don't have to be jealous of a kid

BlackhatMentor:
What's couni

Covneat university

Let me scoop some cereal while I'll brb

After a year my mom divorced my dad and attempted to fled the country but she couldn't due to a financial situation

After that, my mom looked for job but she couldn't find any so she started her own company , my grandfather supported my mom with a lot of backing including financial aids

She eventually left the country in 2017 with me I was 6 years to Brazil


My dad died in a car crash in 2020, and my mom didn't show sympathy because she went through a lot when she was living with him



Thanks to my mom for giving me a second citizenship

I remember when I was 8 years
My dad would come home drunk, again then he would starts having arguments with my mom about money for food as my mom would complain it was too small and my dad would beat her and she would start crying and I would watch
My mom tells me she is going to leave my dad
A couple of months I hear loud knocks from my dad's bedroom and after they come out , I see them both sweating a lot
I'm wondering what went going on in the room because I don't understand

Najdorf:
This doesn't mean anything. What this infographic shows is popular technologies used at high paying companies.

Take for example OCamL, a huge reason why it's on this list is Jane Street and Bloomberg. Unfortunately, 90% of devs will not stand to gain much from learning a niche language like OCaml. It would be an obvious waste of time and it shows why these "highest paid language lists" are pointless.

Waste of time for you


I use Ocaml and I've been making it more you js boys


The chicken change I get from writing Ocaml trading scripts is more than enough to have an apartment at NYC

BlackhatMentor:
Funny you.

No country has that "Goto university to land a good Job" mentality like the Indians or Asians in general.... If you're a fan of their movies you'd know.

Go and watch 3 idiots for example

Is couni a joke to you ??

InteliJ:
When you get a job with one of these languages as a Nigerian living in Nigeria. Kindly let us know.

I use Erlang and have a job sir

turmacs:
Mumu...Oga if money is your problem go and play football abeg, you'll make millions of dollars there. Some of you Naija devs hungry people disgust me honestly. If Most of the scientists responsible for the major advancements and breakthroughs we as humans have had in science and technology were people like you, Maybe we will still be in stone age by now because of zero creativity and ingenuity. Una own na to just sit down dey Google highest paid programming languages, nonsense. And for your information, BASH and Power Shell are not programming languages because i don't know what they're doing on that list, mugu.

Technologies


Try day comprehend

SisterAnn:
Fvcking preek!

E day hungry you

SisterAnn:
Shattap and take that mattress you fouled to the sun

Okay cunt

You're a big enemy of progress


If you were a woman, you'll be a cold blooded witch



A sip of sniper will do for you

After they'll open chemist shop



Nice one ipig

If this is true I'm def going to be a member very soon

I want to try this but in a secondary school


shooting down all these whôres very soon I

It'll be okay


Just take sniper , just a sip will do

Ipig killing ipig




Perfecto

None

Bluetooth is radiation poisoning

I prefer my good old pluggable ear piece with my Moto thinkpad running graphene OS with my Casio rubber watch


This is as simple as it can get

legitnow1:
NO LISTEN TO THIS BOY HERE.


ONLY BOYZ BEAT THEIR WIFE.

SIMPSON SPOTTED

After finding out this out I'll butcher her into pieces


I hate nonsense

Beat her so hard enough she loses her memory

I like guys like these that black mail TF outta whôres

Antivirus92:
you may end up bed wetting on your voters card before the election day.

Dry stale soup

Clitocurrency be paying

Imagine voting for peter Obidient