₦airaland Forum

The old general who promised to lead the war against Boko Haram terrorists is now afraid to come outside, he's now a specialist in washing hands inside the toilet.

deltateam:
No throway the peels o.

E be like sey u dey rear goat or .... ?

allthingsgood:
Maybe. But at least people will get 20%

You mean cronies, families and friends of our politicians??

Tripitaka:
OP brace yourself. A lot of people will elect to guilt-trip you for choosing to abstain till after your wedding forgetting that it's a life filled with choices and you have made yours. Even the proponents of "virgin or nothing" will join in the hypocrisy.

The "pain" in first time sex is more psychological than physical. Actually it isn't supposed to hurt though it does for some people. You have to take it slow, calm her down, use a lot of lubricants and exercise a whole lot of patience, while we hope that there is no underlying medical comdition.Trust me, it can be frustrating and you may end up nutting before you gain entrance seeing that you're green.

That said, I'm curious as to how you told your parents-in-law about your inability to have sex with your wife. Did you say it in English or in your local dialect? Quite strange.

e-Shock me oh. But this your kweshon funny oh

I can confidently bet my two balls that 80% of this money will end up in the accounts of some individuals. Is it not Nigeria again?




Abeg makai go peel yam for backyard

qualityovenbake:
I pledge to Nigeria my country. That's the scam of the century.

The biggest scam is To Serve Nigeria With All My Strength when I never chop belle full

Omoboricash:
The man that distributed kerosene during electioneering and eba and egusi soup for relieve package. It is well

It is really really well my brother

Looting mode has been fully activated by the FG

SLAP44:
Abia is better than more than 32 states in Nigeria.

Fact.

32 ni! Nawa oh

illicit:
they should wear gloves while making it, and that place is dirty

I've checked, checked and checked but I couldn't find the dirty place you are talking about in the pics above

SLAP44:
God bless Governor Okezie Ikpeazu

You mean almighty God, I mean God in heaven should bless Okezie Ikpeazu; the man that vowed not to lift the face of Abia state

Racoon:
Even Soyinka himself too was also once an APC paid propaganda machine.The difference now is that the same system he supported failed to allow him partake in the spoil of the charade.

Na it be it oh

My joy is that none of them can leave the shores of Nigeria to treat himself or herself, we all are stuck in this country together. But,



It must be really difficult for Buhari, imagine him staying in Nigeria for more that a month now. Chai!

Sometime ago:

Doctors Are Free To Leave Nigeria, We Have Enough - Chris Ngige

Today:

Nigeria Has 75,000 Doctors Which Is Far Below Our Recommendations - WHO



Our Minister Of Labour must be Mad or He Is Madding or He Has Madded before. Nothing more, nothing less

Weedites right now

Modikko:
Yes because you seem to know it all

Okay! Segobe

One thing I like about this COVID-19 is that it's so humble, it came into Nigeria and did not fail to greet our leaders one by one. It's still greeting sef

Modikko:
What was Buhari supposed to do?

Are you asking me what Buhari would have done for real??

Had it been Buhari did what he ought to do on time we wouldn't have been where we're today. Had it been Buhari reasons properly as a human with brain in his skull, Nigeria and her citizens wouldn't be running helter-skelter because of COVID-19 today.


God Help Us

My problem now is how Imam of Peace dragged Buhari a.k.a PresidentCovik like tiger generator

Ijeleigbo:
What else can we do but to laugh at the Dullard

That man head is so empty I swear

Born2Breed:
Hahahaha....

Imam of Peace is not peaceful.

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He came prepared.

He's not peaceful at all, see as he's just shaking and breaking tables everywhere..



Chai

Ijeleigbo:

But, this is no longer funny.

Makai laf jare, this 1 funny die I swear

winnah:
When u said market storm, I think I can cypher the bank.....

I no talk anything oh