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Jokes EtcPls Advice This Fellow by beejayphako(op): 10:20pm On Apr 04, 2015
. cheesy pls, advice this fellow oo.. and I think he needs your prayers too grin grin

PoliticsRe: The First Clueless Statement Of Buhari by beejayphako(m): 5:04pm On Apr 02, 2015
Am sorry, buh it seems u are the clueless one here.. shey u know how much corruption reaps off Nigeria every year? Different sectors oo!!! He knows what he's talking about abeg..
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Boko Haram In Lagos & Rivers State by beejayphako(m): 8:24am On Apr 02, 2015
shocked
PoliticsRe: The Seemingly Insurmountable Odds Against Jimi Agbaje by beejayphako(m): 8:22am On Apr 02, 2015
Lol, well said. I see amode winning cos if GEJ had won, that would have helped Agbaje's bid.. goodluck to them both as lagos no be my state, am more concerned about Oyo and Kwara
PoliticsObama Himself Adopting CHANGE by beejayphako(op): 8:45am On Apr 01, 2015
President barack obama is seen celebrating the emergence of the peoples general

PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki APC Wins Kwara Central Senatorial Election by beejayphako(m): 2:28am On Mar 30, 2015
This one pass argument o, see as he carry the result for hand[center][/center] grin
Christianity EtcRe: Peace Olanike Adeleke: ‘How Pastor Adeboye Anointed Me To Sing’ by beejayphako(m): 5:07pm On Mar 18, 2015
Na she sabi undecided
Jokes EtcRe: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by beejayphako(m): 12:51pm On Mar 18, 2015
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Jokes EtcA Loving, Dedicated Husband Needs An Urgent Advice!!! by beejayphako(op): 1:11pm On Mar 14, 2015
My name is Abayomi, and I am a Pastor in a Pentecostal Church based in Ibadan, Nigeria. Last night, my wife told me that it's over between us!

I have given her decision a deep thought, meditated and prayed over it, and I have come to the conclusion that life without her will be totally meaningless. So, I have decided to kill myself... to take my own life!
The first thing I did was to drink Amstel malt with milk and honey, but nothing happened; I therefore proceeded to another level of deadly poisonous concoction...
I prepared turkey wings and gizzard, with cranberry juice and lots of fresh tomatoes, yet I didn't die. I then ate cake, chocolates and ice cream, still I didn't die.
Right now I'm so confused angry because I just finished eating fried rice with peppered snails and fresh fruit salad, but I'm still alive! Out of desperation, I went for Chinese cuisine with chicken soup and garnished potatoes, but death refused to come! Honestly, I am really confused right now.
What else should I do? Or should I try fried plantain with fresh fish stew or pounded yam, efo riro and bush meat, or amala with abula and goat meat, and wash it down with mixed fruit juice or chapman?
I need your advice urgently please...
CelebritiesRe: [Pic] Would You Date/Marry Maheeda's Daughter? by beejayphako(m): 6:31pm On Mar 11, 2015
Why not? She might not be like her yeye mother afterall undecided
CelebritiesD'banj To Perform Alongside Usher, Mary J.blige At A Global Event. by beejayphako(op): 11:12am On Mar 07, 2015
Nigerian superstar D'banj will be performing alongside international acts such as Usher, Mary J. Blige, and Common at the Global Citizen 2015 Earth Day concert.

The concert will take place on April 18, 2015 at the Washington Monument Grounds in Washington D.C. The event will be hosted by popular producer and Black Eyed Peas leader Will.i.am and Soledad O'Brien.

Other acts on the line up include No Doubt, Fall Out Boy, Train and My Morning Jacket.
 
Ejanla himself, make haters go just die grin

CelebritiesRe: “I'll Do Anything To Have Genevieve Nnaji On My Bed”– Upcoming Artiste by beejayphako(m): 10:03am On Mar 06, 2015
Mumu
CelebritiesRe: Busted!! Kim Kardashian Mistakenly Exposes Her Body Magic. (photos) by beejayphako(m): 10:01am On Mar 06, 2015
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CelebritiesRe: Armed Robbers Attack Kano Pillars Players [photos] by beejayphako(m): 11:53pm On Mar 05, 2015
Too badt
FamilyRe: R.I.P My Lovely Mum by beejayphako(m): 7:06pm On Mar 05, 2015
Ehya bro, am so sorry. May the Almighty God grant u and ur family the fortitude to bear the loss of a great gem. Adieu mama.. RIP mama cry
RomanceRe: All Guys Must Watch This by beejayphako(m): 6:49pm On Mar 05, 2015
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CelebritiesRe: PHOTO: British Woman Weds Dog In Expensive ‘romantic’ Wedding Ceremony by beejayphako(m): 6:34pm On Mar 05, 2015
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CrimeRe: Bash Ali In Jail Over Criminal Intimidation by beejayphako(m): 12:31pm On Mar 05, 2015
Grandpa Ali, why not fight the presido for your cell first make we know if you still dey gallant to earn our support grin
CelebritiesRe: Pictures At Ini Edo’s Housewarming In Lekki, With Funke Akindele, Yakubu Aiyegbe by beejayphako(m): 6:56pm On Feb 23, 2015
Congrats to her
CelebritiesRe: OMG: The Jaw-dropping Sheer Dresses Stars Wore To Oscar After Parties(photos) by beejayphako(m): 6:54pm On Feb 23, 2015
Dis oyinbo people and dia wahala sed undecided
Jokes EtcNigerians And Free Things by beejayphako(op): 8:05pm On Feb 18, 2015
grin grin could this be really true as to how naija people like free things reach??

HealthRe: Woman Gets New Vagina From Pig's Intestine by beejayphako(op): 7:11pm On Feb 15, 2015
PapiWata:
Go look pig toto. Na so e be.
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HealthWoman Gets New Vagina From Pig's Intestine by beejayphako(op): 9:15am On Feb 15, 2015
A woman got a new vagina which was made from intestines of a Pig.

The woman was suffering from a condition called Scleroderma which is responsible for the hardening and thickening of skin.

The condition can cause a woman’s vaginal opening to constrict.

This woman’s vagina was so narrow she couldn't have sex and a gynaecologist found it was even impossible to examine her.

The surgeons at the University Hospital in the town of Plzen, in the western Czech Republic made an incision to enlarge the narrowed area and reconstruct her vagina with a technique called a Mesh Augmented Vaginal Reconstruction.

The mesh which was made from Pig’s intestine was used to widen the walls of the vagina.

Vladimir Kalis, head doctor of the gynaecological-obstetrical clinic at the hospital, told CEN: "Two years ago, the woman started to have problems during sex. The illness had narrowed the vaginal entrance so much that even gynaecological examinations were not possible."

Vladimir Kalis also said that many women suffer with the same problem but most are too embarrassed to ask for help.

“The patient is very happy now. Basically, she feels like a woman again.” Valdimir Kalis said.

Pig tissue is often used because its genetic make up is similar to that of humans. For over 30 years, scientists have been using pigs in a number of medical fields, including dermatology, cardiology and more.

Jokes EtcLaff And Condemn Ur Ribs At Dis Hilarious Pics by beejayphako(op): 6:19pm On Jan 20, 2015
Aswear, jonathan don hear am grin grin...

PoliticsRe: Maryam Abacha & Her Grandchildren (Photos) by beejayphako(m): 6:04pm On Jan 20, 2015
Dah small dude resemble abacha pieces, just that he's kind of fairer dan abacha is... another tyrant in the making I guess
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh Off Your Sorrows With This Hilarious Joke by beejayphako(m): 9:36pm On Jan 19, 2015
lofty900:
I tried to laugh but laughter didn't come so I found myself frowning
grin grin mayb op should learn from u sir.. didnt laff too buh, I laffed wen I read ur comment sir grin cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: A Funny Experience At A Xmas Carol Service Yesterday by beejayphako(op): 7:16pm On Dec 25, 2014
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Jokes EtcA Funny Experience At A Xmas Carol Service Yesterday by beejayphako(op): 7:15pm On Dec 25, 2014
I attended Christmas Carol service yesterday evening.... The guy who played Joseph's role screamed JESUS! when he heard Mary was pregnant

How manage huh huh
cheesy

Merry Christmas
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan To Buy New Executive Jet by beejayphako(m): 1:26pm On Dec 24, 2014
temitemi1:
If he doesn't need it he won't be buying it... GEJ till 2019!!!
You are a fool, sir
EducationRe: 5 Most Important Appliances Every Nigerian Student Should Have by beejayphako(m): 6:22pm On Dec 21, 2014
Smh @ OP.. u forgot the most important thing, Hotplate..
Jokes EtcRe: Do U Remember Funny Secondary Secondary School Nicknames? by beejayphako(m): 6:41pm On Dec 17, 2014
Dia ws a guy den we used to call igbe ( yoruba name for poo) jst because he went to d bush to toilet and unfortunately for him, one of d poo dt had already littered d ground fell him grin. Ppl still call him dt till date sha cheesy... mine was beejayphako, aristoe den.. we had odas like - jiggar, idiganlebe, itu, oforo etc.
SportsRe: A Die-hard Mourinho Fan Sold His Car To Buy A Ticket To Sit Next To Him by beejayphako(op): 8:25am On Nov 20, 2014
ogorchimeizie:
what will I sell to sit next to Stephen keshi.....? huh ??
Ur fone nkorhuh undecided

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