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Congrats to the best player in Nigeria...

FP dole!!!

A die hard chelsea/Mourinho fan has decided to sell his car simply to buy a ticket at the ATP world tour tennis match between A.Murray and R.federer... He sat in the hospitality section. Though he might have lost his car but atleast, he was able to breathe the same air as the special one.. oyinbo ppl ehn

Seun:
That's some serious photoshopping. Her skin is most certainly not that smooth!

Tho di might be but, its not as if her skin isn't.. na former miss world na, no b fish and garri she dey chop

Nice article, dis one no go enta front page now.. if na all dis yeye, e go enta oo

Keep doing your thing bro. Just kinda worried about samklef wey say wizkid dey bone am, no b wizkid give samklef fame? Why d dude con still dey talk him matta? Not a wizkid fan tho but, I no dey hide behind broom

Like seriously, have always asked myself series of questions about why somethings are the way they were, this one of 'em. Like 90% of mad men I have seen on the street smokes. I wonder where that urge comes from considering the fact that they dont know what they are doing. They seriously know and miss cigarette. The fact that they miss food is justifiable , most of them eat dirts though, but why cigarette? Cant they just smoke paper or wood or something else, why is it that they know cigarette is being bought with money and its the only thing there brain tells them they could smoke?

I remember using sha when I was defending ma project at school then. No be funny matter at all o.. I didn't mean to use it but since it has been like a normal word wey I dey use every now and then, the thing just slip for ma mouth o. Thank God I had no strict lecturer in attendance just d dr's. They were like did I just hear u use sha? Omo, na so I say no o, I didn't say it actually. Come see as dem take eye look me and d man wey dey access just bend head straight. Even ma project. Supervisor shake head for me cos av always been a bad boy in his eyes. I sha later got B sha for the project, lucky charm I guess

Congrats to Mrs. Johnson

Nawa o.. So TB ppl self dey fear ebola, dem still get hope with TB. Chai! Ebola na bastard.. Make God save us be d koko cause dis country doesn't have what it takes, its only God dt can stop dis nonsense

Obviously, its u dts being sentimental..

xp17: when would nigerians start putting sentiments aside and face and acept defeat in the spirirt of sportmanship? yes john obi mikel played well, just like christana ronaldo, but they both got a stronger man right in front to stop them. well, not everybody is lucky enough. Though John Obi Mikel played better than Ayo kanute and Emanue adebayo when the duo won this dreaded award , but there wasn't a strong contender at the time. This remind me of when Samuel Eto was on top of the game , we all wanted Jay Jay Okacha to emerge the winner , but deep inside of us we all knew that Samuel Eto performances was exceptional that year and better than that of Jay Jay.




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So, if he bow nkor? U people just dey arrive at sensless conclusion atimes. Onto say person bow? E con mean say he don carry hin life and his pple give am! Chai, nawa o. Some people shaa.. No b dis world we dey, wey obama bow for one arabian king? E con mean say obama don carry him life give am? Guess OP is a proud person. If he carry hin life give am self, which one be ur own? I no be tinubu family or fan buh, some people should just shut dia mouth @ tins dey don't know

Ifyikillz: U must be a dull person

Extremely dull.. Dis guy just dey goof ontop hia o. No be naija u supose dey tlk all dis ones self.. Con see plenty jobless 2.1 and upper(poly) eng. Even a friend of mine weyy carry distinction comot neva see work whereas bus.edu dey work.. Na just grace, no knowledge is wasted. Those wey create dose courses get reason wey dem tak create am. Human kinetics wey u dey tlk so, if u take am enta sports for uk, u tink say na beans money u go dey colct?
No course is useless, esp. For naija

'Y' 6 sparkles

Can someone pls describe how their test format looks like? Thanks

I pray.. However if its true den, good for him

Ehya.. God's ur strength bruv.

Cool buh funny

Not bad for them, they should keep up the good work

First time I'll still fall in love with someone above 30

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Please get vulcan360: it contains secnidazole which is very effective for total treatment of vagina candidiasis cos i tink dts what ur symptoms looks like. If you can get Vulcan, i assure u it will be a tin of d past

And pls, let us know how strict they were with ID-cards, thanks.

Maybe you guys should check your spams, it might be there. And, for those of you that got the invite, are you fresh graduates too or you've had previous work experiences?

Okay.. Thanks bruv

The sender was consobrew, it didn't show any number. They referred me to my mail box in the text after telling me I have been invited for a test on friday 27th
Checked my mailbox and saw the mail.
The content is as stated below;
 Dear ...,

 Following your application for the position of Senior Sales Officer in our organization, you are hereby invited for a computer based test scheduled as follows:

 Date: Friday, 27th December, 2013

 Time: 1:00pm Prompt

 Venue: ETC Centre Faculty of Social Science University of Lagos UNILAG Akoka Lagos.

 Your Unique Identity Number is Bleep, your access code is Bleep, and your batch code is BATCH D

 Kindly come along with the following:
 1. A printed copy of this e-mail
 2. A valid Identity card (International Passport/National Identity Card/Drivers Licence or Voters Registration card only).
 3. One recent passport photograph
 4. Writing materials (Pen, Pencil and eraser)

 Please note that the use of calculator will not be allowed in the exam hall.

 Thank you for your interest in joining our team.

 Management
 Consolidated Breweries Plc

I received this yesterday morning, in my mail. There text came in later in the night so, I saw the whole thing yesterday night

The problem now is that am a fresh graduate and, am thinking they made a mistake to have sent this to me cos senior sales officer should be someone who has enough experience about the whole business.. So, am thinking if I should go or not and, I misplaced my voter card too . Don't have any of the stated means to identify myself, in ths case, what can I make use of?? cos, there's no way I could get national card before friday with all this holiday stuffs

Pls.. Who else got an invite, from consolidated breweries, to write a test for the post of a Senior sales officer?
The test is to be written on the 27th of this month.. Venue - Unilag cbt..

[quote author=Lil'knight]Celestial is an heavenly created church, d word itself means heavenly!!!
Jst lyk oda churches, celestial is nt created by an individual or any human, it spiritually descended to earth and since den it has been spreading worldwide. What makes pple criticize d church is ntn buh simply because of d doctrine, and dis isn't right cos d lyks of oda churches lyk catholic, anglican do av....comment reserved[/quote] I pray..

It doesn't matter bros. If to say na me dey him position, I go just rename osun state, Mandela state
On a more serious note, its not a bad idea to me.. The man is just worth it, if not more than self.. Atleast, to show our leaders its not all about embezzlement. Do good and, u'll be remebered for good all over the world..

martronilla: Is that a gun?

Before nkor?

Thanks bros, I'll do as you suggested.. Thanks alot