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kdfemi:
this is the third thread am seeing you on today

His name is Femi, he is from Kaduna(maybe lives in Kaduna). Femi observes people on thread(especially chicks). This is the story of femi.

Do you wonna be like femi? Yes?

Nahhhh don't be like femi

EastGold:
This one 23 years?

One old man news hit FP say, the man nah virgin plus hin be 120yro....my fellow NL slash am say nah lie, say the man looks 60.

M.P: now this girl claim 23 una still doubt chai!...Really?

I'm SMHing right now, like Smhing

Cc.Mynd


Modified: so she said(I won because of my message not my money tah! Which kain message...I don't want to act perverse. We know, but kwotinu

LesbianBoy:
The little boy in your profile picture who is he pls? Is he an actor or something

Egbon Lesbian goodafternoon, Smellymouth owns the meme, I think we should direct the question to him

Ur moniker though, Ayam curious

Jarizod:
Am sure u know that's not really his babe right

Haba Jarisus baba, Shey you were not in school when teacher Bola was teaching us SARCASM ni?

Egbon e shora yin ooo

teewhydope:
please whuz baby is this

Maybe yours

I don't know either, the young lad is a baby meme Model

comradespade:
Name ==> QUOYUM
Age ==> -700
Occupation==> Yahoo Yahoo
Are you single, dating or married
==> complicated
Those u like on Romance Section ==>
The list is endless (Mimzyy,DaddySLY, smellymouth, naijaboiy, Vanquay, STFUareyouGod, Laveda, KingRex1, TrapHedges, Mrcork, Emperorlee/Emperorkross, Lawlahdey, makydebbie, ellacute45, lovelygurl, Twaci, skarlett, Ishilove, adewumiopeyemi, Aderola15, BEENUEL, iykekelvins, Iamkingzlee,obontami/Mrobontami,suzan404, Sleekyshuga, obtthesubtle,sinaj,Jixnation, jarizod, MzLarem,kisschrix etc.

Those u dislike on Romance section==> who dem epp
Those u find annoying==> airforce1
Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say)..- sir smellymouth and baby sinaj
Those you follow and wish follows you back ==> later
Why do you follow the people you follow ==> can't u understand simple English I said LATER
NLer that has sent u the most PMs ===> I can't remember..
How many PMs do you get on average in a day. ==>plenty plenty but I just don't know ma gmail acct
Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting
==> none, I luv dem all
Which Romancelander is fake. ==> don't have encounter with any of them
Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date ==> all of them ladies with nice round barca
Romancelander you can date or have a crush on. ==> let me search my dictionary for the meaning of crush
why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) ==> u blind read wetin dey up there
Your favorite Romancelander(s) ==>
sinaj, smellymouth with markydebbie
Your favorite mod ==> let me run for my life
Funniest Romancelander(s) ==> smellymouth McBrooklyn,Kinginvahala, Jarizod, Papikush..
Romancelander/NLer with the best threads==> Explorer and tosyne2much
Romancelander(s) diary you stalk==> AHMID, LA VIE EST BELLE
Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reasons
==> don't have
Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. ==> Smellymouth
NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life==> point of correction, the nlander that I wish to punch in the face is airforce1
NLer(s) you would go second and first base with(one whom you can move from just talking to maybe a kiss, sex or date).
==> sinaj
NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline
or you've met in real life==>
lot of them....
NLer(S) you consider smart==>
mimzyy, smellymouth, jarizod, jlopez, iamhatey/nawty
NL member that tries too hard. ==>
NLer(s) you find intriguing ==>
smellymouth
What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer
==> Foolish fool
Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from==> myself
Who do often disagree with on Romance Section ==> none
Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other. ==> none
Who do u often agree with ==>
ermmmm...
Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) ==> sinaj, laveda, markydebbie
Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) ==> None.
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy ==> ,Laveda, Aderola15, Lawlahdey,KingRex1, sinaj smellymouth, jarizod, Iamkingzlee, Emperorkross, STFUareyouGod, ellacute45, Twaci etc..
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious). ==> BBMPIN
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag ==> mtcheww

Filashade:
Na contouring na.

Its the new thing now. You just contour the nose so it looks thin. https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=contour&espv=2&biw=1920&bih=950&tbm=isch&imgil=TBFZBAmkJLI5AM%253A%253B4FBVXbvYVZZaQM%253Bhttps%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.youtube.com%25252Fwatch%25253Fv%2525253D4qsLJArkAe4&source=iu&pf=m&fir=TBFZBAmkJLI5AM%253A%252C4FBVXbvYVZZaQM%252C_&usg=__PMx7csFhUYoW2QerAuul3P6GN_Y%3D&ved=0ahUKEwiLqNnhlN3QAhUML8AKHRdhBjYQyjcIdg&ei=EGxFWIvgPIzegAaXwpmwAw#imgrc=TBFZBAmkJLI5AM%3A

I dont wear makeup coz I have been brought up like that since I was a teenager and my dad doesnt really like it so it has stuck with me ever since.

I like my skin the way it is so dont want it. I just want clear lipgloss and I am fine.

But still she is pretty with or without makeup.

Makeup is a form of art and it is also used to enhance ones facial features not to make them look absolutely different or to a different person entirely.

[size=13pt]I respect this, I mean you with no make ups. Perhaps, you are very beautiful, though I don't know which Is you...both women are wonderful. [/size]

Sparklingpaola:
You people keep saying nonesense. It's called contour and lip lining
Olodo

Madam, with due respect, will you just shut up already!. I mean, I don't know it's contour or whatever, what's the nonsense about?. We should learn to comment with not vulgar attached. Madame Contour

angelTI:
I pray this marriage last and she has children... amen

I don't give a Bleep if her marriage crashes!, the Bolded is my wishes for her...she is really a definition "Workaholic", and she need some brats to inherit her achievement.