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Jarizod:
[color=#679267]Baba I'll agree with wizkid on this one "HER BUM BUM BIGGER THAN BOMBAY" the yansh is too big!

Not my spec thou..her shape don dey spoil and d thing no look too real to me! [/color]

SHANGHAI — A Chinese monkey described as the “king of prophets” has tipped Donald Trump for the US presidency, a tourism park said, after the creature successfully predicted the winner of football’s European Championship final earlier this year.

Known as Geda — which means knots or goose bumps — the prophetic primate is the latest in a series of purportedly psychic animals that have popped up around the world since Paul the Octopus correctly predicted multiple 2010 World Cup matches.


The simian seer, wearing a yellow shirt emblazoned with his title, was given a chance to pick between life-sized cut-outs of Republican Trump and his Democratic challenger Hillary Clinton.

After “deliberate thought” the mystic monkey chose Trump, Shiyanhu Ecological Tourism Park said Thursday in a statement on its website. Without even waiting, he congratulated the cardboard candidate with a kiss on the lips.

The five-year-old simian correctly predicted Portugal would win the 2016 European football championship in July, two days before Cristiano Ronaldo’s side prevailed 1-0, online news portal ifeng.com reported at the time.

Then, the monkey was presented with the national flags of Portugal and France with bananas on both. It finally walked towards the national flag of Portugal and ate a banana there, the report said.

Geda’s antics seem to have been inspired by the oracular octopus Paul.

In 2010, Paul the Octopus became the world’s most famous mollusc when he foretold the results of every match played by Germany at the World Cup in South Africa, as well as Spain’s victory against the Netherlands in the final.

Smellymouth:


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Baba she might be Iyawo wa ooo(i mean Iyawo yin ) her face isn't shown... ...WE CANT SAY

pretydiva:
Lil kesh nor know him mate ni .. toyo can't date street guys. She looks reserve

Ask Rita
I mean Dominic
Timaya was street then
Now she is 40 and searching
Be talking like you will not fly and follow VIC O if he made the isssssssssssss, sound to you

Airforce1:
No need

It won't add shiit to my bank account.

Even a new member of NL know you don't have a bank account, the whole NL, can attest to the fact that, you are this broke ill-pshyco, n*gga, who lives and feed on his girl friend's, Grandma's cash. Dude, you are no match to any of my pets seriously. What are you to show off this time, go get a life outside NL, then you can spew trash on my thread....so swerve

Smellymouth:
Baba oo!!

Tuale Jare..

Sly, una family fine.. Tuale joor..

Smellymouth:
Nna ehn, sometimes I wonder where people like my babe dey when GOD dey share beauty..

DaddySLY, your sister is extremely attractive...
Heading there to like it now!!

Cc: NLJEGA..

[size=15pt]SM is crushing on the beauty queen ........

I noticed the Op is highly respected, No dude meantion CCMB word....nice one op [/size]

jidon5:
Lol

But Seriously serious, it's true.

P.S My girl friend is a programmer