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maishot: #...Falls from Zuma rock, laughing...#

Hope u dint land infront of a moving trailer?

Jbluv55: Now here is the original image :
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1406170_How_many_square_boxes_r_in_dis_image_1st_right_answer_gets_R_C_jpg96ca2afd97818f88aea79a2dc74b76d6

I have broken down the image below:

so how many squares all together... Tired of counting

33 square boxes

lolade123: Bro what it with you uploading your picture on every post and thread...Happy Sunday anyway..

Hehehehe, thats his own signature

donodion: ok then,il play with you for a while since thats what you asked for.
You see years back when your mama excreted you,as a result of her been repeatedl sodomized by your drunk uncle,and i refer to the eldest,she knew you would end up like this.

You started with stealing sweets,coming home with pencils and materials which never belonged to you,taking things which you didnt earn but wish for them at all cost.
you further graduate to taking panties off line to wear to parties you were never invited to but to see if any available potential boyfriend,and i also refr to those boys from farm, could take you out for a while,with some cash to spare.

Your mama should have taken you to a prophet for most probably river bath,but she ended up taking quick rounds for free in the name of deliverance. Obvious,its your destiny to be a thief and N20-a-round call girl and blaming your situation on Na so Naija be.

Now do you want me to give you more.........or you are ready to behave.When next you see my handle DonOdion..think well before posting.

Its your call kleptogirl.

Hehehehe, u got me laughing. *No be today sef*

kenyarttar: Christmas clearance sales, Christmas clearance sales

25 year old Mina aka arcbabe is a lazy, thieving young lady who's ready to give it up to the highest bidder, aged between 28 and 35.

She used to work as a cashier but was sacked when she got busted stealing so needs a well to do guy to support her.

If interested and you fit the bill get in touch on 07030727917 or via bb 25BC6FB0

Hmmmm, nice biography

arcbabe: you need a first class in MUMULOGY

FUTURE ARMED ROBBER. Mtchhhhheeew

mimicue: Lol seriously I pray one day she opens a shop for business and her workers scam her and she falls into loss after all no one can change Nigeria its from our forefathers(like she said)

If she's being scammed, she will still come to nairaland to lament. SMH

mimicue: Your case is in church

Its better

arcbabe: people don't waste their time working for a particular company,sweating and killing themself while one person at the top will be feeling bossy with his fat butt and small head make you money and get out of there to start your own. That lady the OP is talking about is probably building a house by now. When you eat make sure your employees eat too so they won't end up punishing you but people are just so selfish

I'm beginning to think you are the lady. If flood takes away d house in a minute, people will be pitying you and they wont knw its because of its source

arcbabe: OP that is where cashiers get their money from,I have worked as a cashier before. You are very wicked trying to expose her and if they sack her what benefit will it be to you. If a product bought is scanned it will reflect in the invoice but if the product is not scanned it wouldn't reflect in the invoice and that is where cashier see their own money from. So they feel it is better not to scan the product so that it wouldn't reflect in the invoice and the money is theirs b'cos you can't scan a product that has already reflected in the invoice and take the money,they will have shortage of cash and the money will be deducted from their salary. So the trick is don't scan a product and it won't reflect in the invoice and the money is yours without you having any form of shortage.

That is pure THIEFing

Fweshdude: baby it happens @times..sumtimes ur voice echos back 2 u(like u're hearing wat u're saying in a lower tone,sumtimes louder)..u jst hang-up wen it does dat nd try after few minutes,dats wat i do..it's really frustrating..#hope dat works 4 u..

yes, thanks. Its quite frustrating though

Men of course!!!

Pls, i want to know what mtn charges for browsing is.
I was charged arnd N600 for browsing (nairaland, fbk and downloading 3 apps) jst frm last nyt to early hours of 2day.

Why does this appear often?

"Unfortunately, Google Play Store has stopped"

moscobabs: Marketer in FCMB collect #20k as basic,housing and feeding but their minimum commision is almost 70k base on target

That's nt true, its btw 25k - 40k . The comm isnt up to that

Fweshdude: does it happen al d time,jst 1nce or 1nce in a pink moon??..and beside wat network are u using?..cus it happens 2 me @times..

i get complain every day bt nt every call. I use mtn and its in my sim 2


*Can i say its 1s in a white moon*?

Afritop: h for what: What has h got to do with this

h stands for hope...

[quote author=nani.666]Maybe you just have a nice Voice [/quote]LOL, jst want to knw if som1 else has dis problem

Please, is this settings problem or phone problem?

People complain of not hearing me clearly, whenever on call... Some say my voice echoes, some say my voice has bass, some people even have to end d call.

I'm thinking of returning d phone. Wht do you think?

Cashrill: u hav jux seen 1 importance

pls, i dnt understand

Cashrill: u hav jux seen 1 importance

pls, i dnt understand

blackiridis: root ur phone dwnload root explorer. goto system on ur root explorer u will see media click it u will see start up tone or boot tone (i hav 4gotten hw they wrote it) but they are 2 in number (off/on) wen u c it u will knw. delete both of dem. d tone will b gone 4 ever

pls, whts d essence of rooting?

blackiridis: goto settings> scroll to the [A] symbol> click the 1st write up u c.. U will be able 2 see english

.

Tnx alot, its now okay

tpapi: u wil die a very brutal death, is not every girl u mess up wit n go scot free

u jst got me laughing.

Slyymann: I don't know wah kinda Android phone you using but I just had to read a bunch of CRAP apps... They millions of app better than those junks you call app

Why cant u jst stop criticizing and post urs?

I just bought p5 and all its showing is chinese. Pls, how can i change the language?

What if the lecturer is on NL and also commenting on this?

Ugom38: they shouldnt try that rubbish till i get my new international debit card on friday,anyway thank GOd diamond bank isnt there

Do you care for a pair of glasses?

Slizbeat: When we asked ASUU to stop, they refused.

We asked FG to pay the money so we could all go back to school, they refused.

Now they have added two young ladies to the robbery squad we are trying to eradicate.

Is a good thing to me, if ASUU and FG refuses to stop this their joke of a strike, then the students have no choice than to paint them bad in front of the international community. Increase the crime rate until Nigeria is being ranked Number in the world global crime rate but please, the attack shouldn't be on the populace but rather all ASUU members and all government officials that has failed to intervene or is in support just because they want campaign money come 2015.

Have you also gotten your Ak-47?