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iamoyindamola:
I'm interested

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dubylhover:
Pls how can I be added to the group?

Chat me on whatsapp via zero eight zero 67408 five five two.

valenti12:
Hello,

This is a paid FPL mini-league/H2Hleague that might interest many in here. There is also a very active WhatsApp group too.

The name is DREAM LEAGUE(season 5) - Classic and H2H

You can join for free(there is a free to all mini-league), you will be added to the WhatsApp group, but if you are interested in the more competitive paid leagues(Classic and H2H), with prizes, then you will have to pay the join fees below:


3000 naira for the Cash Dream League Classic

2000 naira for Cash Dream League H2H

You can join either leagues(no be must say you must join the two). If you wish to join both, 5000 naira. There is no join link yet as FPL for the coming season has not been launched. You can still join the WhatsApp group to get a feel of the train you want to board and can leave if it doesn't suit you. Even if you dont want to join with money you will remain in the free to all leagues and everyone is in one DREAM LEAGUE WhatsApp group(whether you pay or you no pay). The group is filled with lots of Amateurs and wannabe pros, with people that will irritate you with their support style for their club...

NB: There is no link yet. You can quote me if you want to join the WhatsApp group. 15 managers has paid so far even as the FPL never launch for the coming season, na fifth season we dey. You can also quote me with your questions.

Let's go bro... FPL next season will be a bomb! It's the 5th year and we are raring and hungry for the season to start again and start winning �

KingAfo:
That’s absolutely true. But people always look for cheap dogs hence they enter traps

I can't count how many times I have sold dogs to people who have been scammed before and ended up paying double for a new dog. I don't blame them sha, when they don't understand how the market works or the market value of the breed they intend to buy. Its why many are victims. You see guys parading Caucasian Shepherd pups, Long coat slant backs for 50k... Etc. Ain't their fault, buh na to shine eyes.

Many breeders have also been scammed too all in the name of trying to prove they ain't scam either. May God help us all, we just need to keep trying to flush out the bad eggs.

The heart of a man is more wicked than that of animals!

MUTERIKA:
All about the beans.

just returned from a night class, all sleepy. so I decided to cook beans that my roomie and I would eat before an early class. To cut the long story short, it was when landlord forced the door open and carry the already burnt pot off the stove that we woke up. To make matter worse, I opened the pot and the smoke was out of this world. Throughout that week all our clothes including our friend that visited that morning was smelling like marijuana. My coursemates nearly killed us with questions like; You dey smoke? Wetin dey smell?
Meanwhile guy man GATS to keep kwayet and ask the same questions.

You guys turned into the Lords of the smoke!

Gbengageorge:
This is what killed a little boy in a school where the proprietor makes liquid soap to make ends meet, he drank liquid soap thinking it was water, since it was in a bottle and the boy always drink from a bottle.

What a hard way to learn! That's pathetic! Guess they didn't know on time too!

Ghenisean:
My story eeehhhnnn,na only God.

I'm from Oleh,in Isoko South,Delta State.
We normally watch Nollywood movies back then when Susana (Patience Ozokwo), Ukwa( Nkem Owoh) etc usually eat vegetable rice.
We were just kids,so,we wanted to form Rich kids,we go cut fire wood for bush,bail them(sell), buy 3 cup of rice,boil,cut Bitter leaf and sliced it inside,we taught we'll eat well and get more blood. But,after everything eeehhnn,we just warn the organizer come clear the idiot say na the bad cooking habits when dey him mama body when make e papa pursue her from marriage,na him dey him body so . Fight start ooooo,we were all punished for it.

Another one was like I was being paid for stealing,my mum was working in a hotel,so she usually brings soap and pours them into big Peak Milk cans,and we had Peak Milks too but were hidden,so was the soap,to avoid wastage and over use by us,me and my brothers stole the hidden soup thinking it was milk ,parked two spoons inside garri, ,bought 3 cubes of sugar,added salt and water but to our amazement,there was some slight change,we ignored mixed and was about eating when my junior brother spat the ones in his mouth back,screaming SOAP SOAP. Side,we were really stupid back then,I really don't know if we are still now.

You don't know if you guys still are? , send the undertakers your location to confirm

I dn laugh tire with many experiences outta here... As in ehn .

Wish Lalasticlala can share his sha

enemmo:
Our liquid soap was golden yellow, same colour as vegetable oil.
I was gisting and distracted, so I poured more 'oil' in the stew. I noticed the stew was 'foaming', then I realised I used liquid soap for the stew.
It was not funny o

I know you did not pour the stew away , so what now happened to it?

cruxgemmata:
Don't know if this counts.

I prepared coffee for myself, hoping to eat with meat pie i bought. I balance to watch movie.

Hell, it was salt i mixed with it instead of sugar.

I beeeeeeef myself, where i wan get money to arrange another one... Damn

You wouldn't have wasted it either nah!

My sister once added sugar to stew instead of salt before... Our stomachs just dey curse the mouth

iyke926:
This was back in undergrad days, I cooked a bitter bitterleaf soup. The seller didn't wash the leaves well and I didn't know about tasting the bitterleaf and re-washing it. After cooking, the soup was fvcking bitter like chloroquine. Chai! When my course mate called from another hostel, to know how far with the food. I told him soup never done o

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Till now, e never done sef!

donbachi:
I dey always hear "coconut rice coconut rice" na e i boil rice,buy ingridients..come cut my coconuts flakes like cubes.pour inside the rice cook am...nothing dem no cause me dat day.

Coconut spiced rice

BuhariNaWah:
Mine was damn embarrassing.
My first day after work, I went home with the guy I was to stay with.
He told me to prepare noodles.
A female colleague that resumed with me same day, said she would prefer I put a little gnut oil, while pointing to a liquid in a bottle on one corner of the kitchen.
Mind you, it was getting dark, so I just took it and poured.
Guys, na so kerosene take enter indomie o

Ha! � How does it taste like?

Mine?

Almost 20 years ago, I wanted to prepare pounded yam... I put salt in the yam while cooking and the result was flabbergasting. � All cuz I wanted to show em at home I can now cook anything!

Share yours and let's enjoy em!

Until Buhari himself stands at those borders with cane, they will keep traveling.

Nigerians need to be ready for the worst.

If you can't get a solution, be creative and stay safe!

He always tell them the truth, but the devils in them will still make them do otherwise and be primed for destruction!

Abeggi, talking as if you dunno it's always normal thing.

This is just a case of charcoal calling kettle black.

Smh

Welcome to KarmaLand!

Law enforcement missed it? WTF! Or they were bribed and allowed them through?

They will just be talking as if the masses are that gullible to believe all their utterances!

Turkey plane or Turkish plane?

O por!