Using maggi to cook indomie in place of the seasoning is something i normally do....
it turns out more delicious each time.

enemmo:
Our liquid soap was golden yellow, same colour as vegetable oil.
I was gisting and distracted, so I poured more 'oil' in the stew. I noticed the stew was 'foaming', then I realised I used liquid soap for the stew.
It was not funny o

Hahaha..

I was about to cook and my mom was about going out. She told me there was pounded crayfish in a nylon, when it was time I poured it in the food and when I checked d food it was foaming. It was then that I discovered I poured pounded ogbono

Adding curry to my egusi soup...

Using mayonnaise to cook rice instead of veg oil. Hard life for undagrad.

Melanyn:
I was about to cook and my mom was about going out. She told me there was pounded crayfish in a nylon, when it was time I poured it in the food and when I checked d food it was foaming. It was then that I discovered I poured pounded ogbono

you try well well

Keke how much from here to nairaland abeg drop me for junction

tayebest:
Adding sugar to my beans

This will always taste great, Blame your poor cooking skills.

My story eeehhhnnn,na only God.

I'm from Oleh,in Isoko South,Delta State.
We normally watch Nollywood movies back then when Susana (Patience Ozokwo), Ukwa( Nkem Owoh) etc usually eat vegetable rice.
We were just kids,so,we wanted to form Rich kids,we go cut fire wood for bush,bail them(sell), buy 3 cup of rice,boil,cut Bitter leaf and sliced it inside,we taught we'll eat well and get more blood. But,after everything eeehhnn,we just warn the organizer come clear the idiot say na the bad cooking habits when dey him mama body when make e papa pursue her from marriage,na him dey him body so . Fight start ooooo,we were all punished for it.

Another one was like I was being paid for stealing,my mum was working in a hotel,so she usually brings soap and pours them into big Peak Milk cans,and we had Peak Milks too but were hidden,so was the soap,to avoid wastage and over use by us,me and my brothers stole the hidden soup thinking it was milk ,parked two spoons inside garri, ,bought 3 cubes of sugar,added salt and water but to our amazement,there was some slight change,we ignored mixed and was about eating when my junior brother spat the ones in his mouth back,screaming SOAP SOAP. Side,we were really stupid back then,I really don't know if we are still now.

All about the beans.

just returned from a night class, all sleepy. so I decided to cook beans that my roomie and I would eat before an early class. To cut the long story short, it was when landlord forced the door open and carry the already burnt pot off the stove that we woke up. To make matter worse, I opened the pot and the smoke was out of this world. Throughout that week all our clothes including our friend that visited that morning was smelling like marijuana. My coursemates nearly killed us with questions like; You dey smoke? Wetin dey smell?
Meanwhile guy man GATS to keep kwayet and ask the same questions.

This thread has kee me with laugh

olax02:
Wow... You succeded in cooking ricebean cake

Hahaha. I'm crying ooh. No make me carry laughter join cry cry.

This is what killed a little boy in a school where the proprietor makes liquid soap to make ends meet, he drank liquid soap thinking it was water, since it was in a bottle and the boy always drink from a bottle.

enemmo:
Our liquid soap was golden yellow, same colour as vegetable oil.
I was gisting and distracted, so I poured more 'oil' in the stew. I noticed the stew was 'foaming', then I realised I used liquid soap for the stew.
It was not funny o

Making fried rice with brown jasmine rice comes close

Ghenisean:
My story eeehhhnnn,na only God.

I'm from Oleh,in Isoko South,Delta State.
We normally watch Nollywood movies back then when Susana (Patience Ozokwo), Ukwa( Nkem Owoh) etc usually eat vegetable rice.
We were just kids,so,we wanted to form Rich kids,we go cut fire wood for bush,bail them(sell), buy 3 cup of rice,boil,cut Bitter leaf and sliced it inside,we taught we'll eat well and get more blood. But,after everything eeehhnn,we just warn the organizer come clear the idiot say na the bad cooking habits when dey him mama body when make e papa pursue her from marriage,na him dey him body so . Fight start ooooo,we were all punished for it.

Another one was like I was being paid for stealing,my mum was working in a hotel,so she usually brings soap and pours them into big Peak Milk cans,and we had Peak Milks too but were hidden,so was the soap,to avoid wastage and over use by us,me and my brothers stole the hidden soup thinking it was milk ,parked two spoons inside garri, ,bought 3 cubes of sugar,added salt and water but to our amazement,there was some slight change,we ignored mixed and was about eating when my junior brother spat the ones in his mouth back,screaming SOAP SOAP. Side,we were really stupid back then,I really don't know if we are still now.

You don't know if you guys still are? , send the undertakers your location to confirm

Gbengageorge:
This is what killed a little boy in a school where the proprietor makes liquid soap to make ends meet, he drank liquid soap thinking it was water, since it was in a bottle and the boy always drink from a bottle.

What a hard way to learn! That's pathetic! Guess they didn't know on time too!

MUTERIKA:
All about the beans.

just returned from a night class, all sleepy. so I decided to cook beans that my roomie and I would eat before an early class. To cut the long story short, it was when landlord forced the door open and carry the already burnt pot off the stove that we woke up. To make matter worse, I opened the pot and the smoke was out of this world. Throughout that week all our clothes including our friend that visited that morning was smelling like marijuana. My coursemates nearly killed us with questions like; You dey smoke? Wetin dey smell?
Meanwhile guy man GATS to keep kwayet and ask the same questions.

You guys turned into the Lords of the smoke!

Gbengageorge:
This is what killed a little boy in a school where the proprietor makes liquid soap to make ends meet, he drank liquid soap thinking it was water, since it was in a bottle and the boy always drink from a bottle.

Sad, really sad

beewhy009:


You don't know if you guys still are? , send the undertakers your location to confirm

I no get their phone numbers,email or address ooooooo broaaa.

Sanchez01:
Cooked beans while sleepy. I can't forget that day in a hurry. Prepped beans in my kitchen and laid on the bed to sleep. I was starving and sleepy at the same time and knew I'd have nightmares if I skipped dinner.


Not too long, my entire apartment was engulfed in smoke from the burning beans and I had no idea. I had not slept for two straight days over an exam I was preparing for and I had not the faintest idea what was happening in my kitchen.

My neighbours noticed the heavy smoke filtering from my apartment, banged on my door repeatedly, only for me to wake up drowsy, walked to the door and told them I was doing it on puporse, then went back to sleep!

My kitchen was near flames that day. I luckily got up later when the noise was much outside my apartment. My neighbours were staging a break in as they suspected all wasn't well. Strangely, I got up and went to the kitchen, put out the gas then went back to sleep.

I slept through the smoke, didn't choke or cough for a minute. I couldn't believe my eyes the next morning. The burnt beans was rock solid burnt in the pot that I had to throw the pot away.

Thank God for your life

argent412:
My roommate and some of her friends went to hire shisha pot from a friend and brought it to my room and we started popping. Everybody was in cloud 9 and I was feeling hungry, so I went to prepare noodles. Common noodles, took alomost 1 hour to dry as if it was beans I was cooking. I could even hear the pot making sound like am cooking rice or beans. The noodles turned to something else. We still ate sha. Las Las Highness na bad thing

Darling one Ghana lady on nairaland call GraceSmile1 as now agree to take 2k but she ask me to find another chick. Are u interested in doing 3some with us? Am paying her 2k cash and she agree but I can only pay u 1k becuz u skinny & u have no Yansh but u kinda manageable.
Anyways please can we discuss? I need Womanliness please

it seems you're high on codeine

MrCork17:



Darling one Ghana lady on nairaland call GraceSmile1 as now agree to take 2k but she ask me to find another chick. Are u interested in doing 3some with us? Am paying her 2k cash and she agree but I can only pay u 1k becuz u skinny & u have no Yansh but u kinda manageable.
Anyways please can we discuss? I need Womanliness please

argent412:
it seems you're high on codeine

Now calm down baby. No need for attitude acting like antelopes. Am just tryna link a chick so we can have fun so u don't wanna loose this shance, truss me. I will paid u 2k cash although u skinny & no Yansh
Anyways baby please I have moiney & women need money. Can we link & discuss price for ya service please? Be nice

argent412:
it seems you're high on codeine

Darling I pay womens 1000 naira cash & they all ways very grate full.
Darling please can I pays u 1000naira cash for romance & 1k extra for kiss,sexx ,hug, holding your hands & mating wit u please? R u free on Tuesday Please?