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Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 10:58pm On Jun 14, 2020
Roan7:
Dem go hear am, I dey miss Samorobo here today.
Lol...shey mods ban am ni? grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 10:54pm On Jun 14, 2020
Shma:
which hook Mr ?? grin.
The game was interesting but you decided to let it slide,!! shocked
Anyway, have a goodnight bro. . Hope we'll continue this next time.
Now I'm lost.
What did I let slide?
I corrected you on 'i'm' usage. You said your urgency in typing made you use 'am' instead of 'i'm'. So what else do you want me to say?
That you were lying?

Shma:
At least I learnt what I know. grin
Lol this cracked me up grin .
Indeed you unlearned and relearned today. grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 10:45pm On Jun 14, 2020
Danielnino00:
Did Moi rot in jail ?
Very Rich question! grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 10:44pm On Jun 14, 2020
gallivant:
Will this pidgin fool stfu! You are boring.
You're as boring as they come.

Go to bed bro.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 10:43pm On Jun 14, 2020
Roan7:
Sure bro.

More of it
You're in the spirit my brother. wink
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 10:41pm On Jun 14, 2020
Jamestown123:
Hahaha. Aswear. No vex say I talk back at you like that oo. Me na skull guy na. As 2baba person we always like to represent. Them never see me them dey wail.
Para ke?
Na internet we dey Baba mi.
I no fit para because óyínbó say a para for a Naija is equal to Germany generator. Tainkyu! grin
I dey gbadun your 2baba vibes..carry go joor! grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 10:36pm On Jun 14, 2020
Shma:
I said I am nigga.
Am is first-person singular present indicative of be and everybody knows that.
But am is what I will be using to save time.
Am in the forum wink
Ok mr vocabulary.

You're off the hook. wink
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 10:29pm On Jun 14, 2020
Jamestown123:
Oh Jess man, am furious? You all must be out of your senses. 2015 pic. And a skull. Beware I like barbing skull. Besides reason why I answered him that way way because I even thought his Kenyan. I didn't really read what he wrote at first. You can see the way I answered Roan7.
They're still happy. grin

Apologies by the way. grin

But boss your head shine Wella for that pishor oo. grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 10:27pm On Jun 14, 2020
Roan7:
The pan-atlantic university rank 40 in the world now bro, it has jump to 40 now
Thanks for the update bro.

So people, here you go!
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 10:21pm On Jun 14, 2020
Shma:
Lol! shocked l'm is a short form of I am and can as well be shortned further to Am.
Good is ambiguous term
It can imply competence/talented part.

Yeah am good/competent as compared to you...
or rather a way able to be depended on for the discharge of obligations incurred; of unimpaired credit.
For enstance,
"You want to teach me basic English?" Am(I'm) good for it.

So the challenge arised when then followed after? grin..

Okay, it's simple then, am better than you.
First of all, in Nigeria we call what you typed 'Beautiful Nonsense'. Even an unbiased party can make this shît up.

Please like I said earlier, Do your typing skills.

Also, 'am' isn't a substitute for 'i'm' .
You can't find that any where in the dictionary.
Don't go about believing you can do that. It'll end in premium tears dawg.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 9:53pm On Jun 14, 2020
Beauty and serenity. wink

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 9:52pm On Jun 14, 2020
Excellence dawg! wink

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly:
The best economics institution in Africa. wink

Also 65th best in the world.

*Modified! : I hear it's now the 40th best people!

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 9:48pm On Jun 14, 2020
It comes complete with a museum. wink

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 9:46pm On Jun 14, 2020
The pan-atlantic university - Lagos Business School's Executive-MBA programme is ranked as the best in Africa by The Economist in its Executive MBA (EMBA) rankings (link below). It was the only African university to make the list of the 65 top Executive MBA programmes in the world, where it ranked 48th position, surpassing the business schools of the university of Pittsburgh, university of Wisconsin, university of Melbourne in Australia, university of Florida and the Copenhagen Business School.

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 9:42pm On Jun 14, 2020
Shma:
Come on dude.
Am good than you wink
The correct construction should be 'I'm better than you.'. Complete with all punctuation.

There you go... English lesson for free. wink
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 9:40pm On Jun 14, 2020
Saddamochieng00:
Why then were you asking for my IG account?

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 9:28pm On Jun 14, 2020
Shma:
keep losting then.
I can feel your sorry and discomfited. grin
Ok bro.
But try to improve your English typing skills.
Or stick to Swahili. wink
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 9:23pm On Jun 14, 2020
Saddamochieng00:
So you think you can hack my account....start by hacking this one first since you claim to be a professional cool
You're starting to move in circles.
Can you quote where I intimated you on being a nairaland hacker?
You issued a caveat amd this is all you can come up with after I took you up?

Boy go eat dinner. wink
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 9:08pm On Jun 14, 2020
Wuoche:
Define the term "ugly".
The tag 'ugly' is relative.

But there's an underlying form.
Or simply put, there's an unwritten concensus on what is ugly. wink
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 9:05pm On Jun 14, 2020
Wuoche:
I don`t think if that guy will ever forgive you.
He's probably over it.
He's posted here already.

Wuoche:
You should never joke with the shape of somebody`s head grin grin grin
Lol.
But Kenyans are the butt of all African forehead jokes...no?
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 9:00pm On Jun 14, 2020
Saddamochieng00:
Give me your IG handle already and see me turn your shitty life upside down right now. Why should I hack an NL account when the real deal is on IG.

Are you too afraid of getting your ass exposed in broad daylight cool
This your post confirms you're not the only 'road-side professional' we have on this thread.

How the hell do I feed you with my IG when the whole process of hacking is accessing through the back door?

Say....why don't you give me your IG handle?
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 8:57pm On Jun 14, 2020
Wuoche:
Thanks God the baldhead man isn`t me, I think the likes could have hit 30 by now grin grin grin
Dawg...I'd day 250. grin

But you know most Kenyan men are ugly right?
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 8:55pm On Jun 14, 2020
Wuoche:
They have all gone mute after realising the screenshot was not mine, grin grin grin.
Why have you all been jerking off over this?
This nigga said I went mute. Really?? grin

You completely ghosted my quote on you where I acknowledged the blooper but said we ghosted?...okay. grin grin

Your fellow Kenyans are still rejoicing....seems like it's a major win for Kenya grin grin

Ok.

Let's know when you hit climax. grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 8:50pm On Jun 14, 2020
Wuoche:
[/b]SHMA[b] Here is the post. The guy even got six likes for insulting fellow Nigerian grin grin grin
Lol... bro it's 7 already. grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 8:49pm On Jun 14, 2020
Shma:
all in all, the message is home smiley.
As far as I was trying to type fast and making deliberate spaces, it won't dispute the fact that you understood all what I wrote,.
Maybe I should try pidgin next time wink
What message?
I'm still lost dawg.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 8:43pm On Jun 14, 2020
Saddamochieng00:
So do you mind giving out your social media handles and see me work my magic Mr Misery
Wtf!
Is this your 'all' ?
When did you join nairaland?
Haven't you seen real hacks on nairaland?

Do hackers in movies get handouts and memos of their confidentials from their victims before taking action?

And here I was thinking you were the real deal.

The nigga was here shouting 'be warned!' like he had an enormous arsenal rearing to go. grin

GTFO right now!
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 8:28pm On Jun 14, 2020
Saddamochieng00:
I know all your misery ends after July so I might try it then...I don't want to make a bad situation worse. grin

I even doubt your poor village ass knows how to open a twitter account that's why NL is your lifeline cool
These are ramblings of a typical Puss-eeyy!
You're supposed to act bro.

I'm yawning.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 8:26pm On Jun 14, 2020
Shma:
Maybe he thought saddom has judged him wrongly by his looks and maybe the best way to convince people was to zoom the photo so it can appear blarreish and pretty appealing and hundsome to the viewers eyes but little did he know that he was
worsening the situation more. grin.. He shouldn't have done so


But the bottom line is that he's not worth judging people's look. grin
As hard as I tried to piece this pile of grammar construction intended for understanding, It fails me continually.

Typing in Swahili would have saved us this eye strainer bro...at least there's Google translate.
How the hell does Google translate this?
CrimeRe: Lovers Found Dead In A Room In Imo (Disturbing Photos) by BeforeJuly: 8:19pm On Jun 14, 2020
What the hell man!
What the hell did this ignorant people drink if they truly died as a result of drug abuse?
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 8:10pm On Jun 14, 2020
Saddamochieng00:
Oh yeah I can hack your IG account and ruin your life in a matter of seconds.

But I know your life is so miserable already so I see no need. tongue
My nigga I'm waiting.

Pretty sure I'm in a better position to feed you by the way.
I'd really want you to hack my personals dawg.

You'd be shocked.
But be sure to expect something in return.

You down? grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by BeforeJuly: 8:08pm On Jun 14, 2020
Saddamochieng00:
What about this dumb mofo who was dissing his fellow countryman thinking he's Kenyan.

grin grin grin


I swear my ribs are aching right now. grin grin
That was the funniest of them all!
I'm not replying him out of my Virtual patriotism though. grin

But you know quite alright Kenyans have always been the ugliest in Africa.

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