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Cerebellum:
Congrats o broda man

But if as a guy and una won marry and una know say you no get enough raba for Aza and u go follow "babe, my parents are anxious and waiting"

My bro, nah long sufferness awaits una o ,no be joke
Remember say you get one bachelor neighbor wey get money o

Iree o

you no lie

https://www.nairaland.com/7028893/marriage-10-months-gradually-crashing

CruiseCity:
Ever since I got into my new apartment. My landlady has been pressing me with too many bills. Always begging me for money which has been given her.

She doesn't pay light bills anything. I and my next neighbour pay because we share one meter

Ever since I decline her last bills, I have discovered a hatred for me. I will greet her she will not answer and I'm been respectful because she's an elderly woman who also is old enough to be my mother.

I discovered she's a witch. Don't ask me how ( I did my findings )

I started having set back lately. I went broke as never. I experience sex in the dream, eating in the dream, strange movement in my room which is invisible at night. I live with my samoyed puppy. Most times, he barks at nothing and it makes me wonder what's going wrong.

I consulted my pastors and elders and I was told to leave the house that she's bewitching me.
Apparently I'm broke. I've been running from my own apartment I paid with my money.

I've been sleeping in a cheap hotel and now back to a friends house. Imagine this life.

always been a fantasy. please I need your landlady's number if she can arrange white girls for me at night.

I will never respect a Nigerian girl. they are all useless baboons

post=111072823:
yen yen yen yen yen

bla ra balderdash.

mumu
ewedu and vulture finger eater oshi

goooooooooooooal their papa!! siiiiiiiiuuuu

Watching it live an direct. The white girls here are distracting me but I must focus.

Ronaldo haters are unfortunate ewedu and Amala eaters.

I don't celebrate Afonja men success

disgusting afonja man

number of nairaland mad men would have reduced by one today if I've died today. omoh I dey knaq 5 fat women today for over 8 hours without drugs o. e just reach one level I no fit breathe again. all thanks to british rescuers that are swift enough to come to my air early, I for don die. god is still doing wonders o.

TheWolfen:
You waste your male vital energy when you masturbate. Since you have no HSE for it the demons know what to do with it.
Male sexual energy is the creation energy and the most powerful energy.

Check your body. You will find marks all over your laps and legs. It is common with people that masturbate.
This ain't ordinary life bro

rubbish

EvolvedPisces:
Highest in this forum gets a recharge card of 1k... Mines' main account is down below

I have over 90k likes and shares in one of my accounts.

illicit:
Ok next time, cum
Swallow ur cum, rub some on ur bruised Mandingo
It will give u d strength to go on

so you do this every day? buhari no do good o.

frozen70:
Why not take your rehabilitation drugs daily instead of skipping it

I don't take them anymore. I'm in love with my mental problemS.

illicit:
Did u cum

Nope. had bruises all over my dihk. Bathing afterwards was painful as fck

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Toto wey full everywhere

Why do you people even waste time and energy on that stuff?

Na Nigeria I dey that time. And na since 2011 I don stop to dey Bleep Nigerian girls

I always challenge myself to get better at things I do. So I challenged my self to mastu-rbate for 5 straight hours around 10 years ago, that was the last time I ever tried that deadly-pleasurable thing.

At around 4hrs 45 mins, I started to shake and few seconds later, I became stiff and I couldn't breathe; everything turned blank. I recovered after few seconds and I resumed duty once again so I can make it up to 5 hrs I intended. Oh boy, just few seconds after resuming duty, I started to feel that same way gradually again. I just sharply commot hand, wear clothes and left my apartment. I booked a flight to another country to keep me busy and I was able to knack one flight attendant the next day.

orisa37:
You are just confused. That's why.

he made a lot of sense. na you confusion jam

Elewah:
Good day all. please I am going to be a little brief.

I am a young man in my mid 20s.

Last year I watched a video where a porn actress was interviewed and she said she makes up to $15k a month from porn.

Hearing that amount, I quickly used my calculator to covert and it ran into millions of naira.

I asked myself, if an actress can make this in a month, how much would the production company make? Definitely higher.

From there, I started nursing the idea of going into porn.

First thing I did I ordered a good camera from Jumia.
Made some contacts and so far I have gotten 6 actors. (2 males and 4 females).

I won't act. I want to be the production manager.

The 27th of this month is meant to be our first shoot.
Now I am worried.

After shooting what next?
Where and who would I sell the videos to?
Is this path worth taking?
Will I regret this act in future?

Please I need people who have broad knowledge on the above questions to help me out before I make a mistake I won't want to.
Thanks.

op how far

Miracood2:
He's now a repentant and responsible Grandpa.

BETTER O

where is fatherchristmas?

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Stop giving justifications for your sexual harassment against women abeg.. Men stare at women a lot do we sexually harass them?
You sounding like a weak guy who can't control himself around women.. Which woman even stares at a guy the way men do?

ozuor arindin

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Cause I am immortal..I am everywhere..

Very jobless fellow.

One of the kings that should have access to one the best juju and fortification just got murdered and burnt by some useless bastards. If you still believe in juju then you're on a very long thing o.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Why on Earth would you want to quit masturbation tho?

this ozuor don start with him irrelevancies again.

FahBuLous:
You are very boring

And dumb

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Iyaebe:
stop mentioning and associating me with an obviously wicked soul who came with this Monika and stylishly making people believe I'm the one,they did same thing when I deactivated my old Monika and they were clashing as many came with a cloned Monika to claim same thing (very stupid set of people),I know the evil man behind this Monika and he's someone I don't want to be associated with,I guess he's tired of been an audio crypto millionaire and decided to continue with his evil act.And for records I'm not even good with internet to start searching for pictures to use,I'm OK with how God created me and I don't have any reason to use pictures other than mine.Please never mention me again with such rubbish. Thanks

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Ogbeni e be like you no get retentive memory. na lovethaa expose your "feminine" hand that looks like a man's hand. Instead of proving him wrong, you rushed to deactivate. Most of you don't have a retentive memory at all but some of us are here to help you.

badboyTee:
I agree with you

Abeg stop quoting me. Your poverty mentally is disgusting abeg