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God knows with just #5000 you will furck 10 different Yeeboe pu.ssies for 10 straight nights at 500 naira each at any brothel around you. What a people! What a social value!

Secondary school govt textbook in Nigeria. When you get to the topic pre-colonial administration in Nigeria, you only see 3 examples; hausa-fulani, Yoruba and Igbo. If the Benin empire was the best thing after MMM as our e-rats are telling us, shouldn't it feature? Who even reckons with the Oba of Benin outside of these shores?

buygala:
Many online news sources described him that way, not me Sir

Not a single one of them mentioned "industrial.and production engineering"

Do you sincerely believe our bloggers? Misinformation is their watchword.

buygala:
Congrats to him

May the thing that killed his Father be far from him


But shebi it was just in 2015 on this same Nairaland that he was described as "a twenty-year old Chemical Engineering student of the University of Ibadan" ... so na now him true age come out shey?

Ten tuales to the new Obi tho.... May your reign be long and successful

nothing like Chemical Engineering in UI. He finished from Industrial and production engineering. Don't ask me how I know, he's my junior.

enua:
De gea
Philip lham
David Alaba
Tiago Silva
Sergio Ramos
Ngolo Kante
Paul pogba
Andres ineista
Cristiano Ronaldo
L.Messi

Luis Suarez

Thiago Silva did not have a good 2016.

andrewegbuna:
navas, bellerin, pepe, Marcelo, juanfran, Sergio busquet, Lucas modric, mesut ozil, ronaldo, messi, suarez

Marcelo in central defence?

Melison:
Navas carvajal bonnuci ramos marcelo casemiro modric iniesta messi ronaldo higuain

You must be a Real Madrid fan.

The year will end in a few hours. The year 2016 has been an interesting year particularly in the world of sports with football not left out. There were several interesting and iconic moments in football this year chief among which are the Euro, Copa America, UCL, Club World Cup and the major league competitions. Not to bore you with these competitions and how they unfolded, I want to move to the outstanding players of 2016. Many great players enhanced their reputations this year, some disappointed woefully, some careers were rejuvenated while many others broke through.
I want us footballer lovers to pick our best eleven of the year being players we think have been consistently good in the going year. This does not dwell on reputation but performance at the club and national team level.

How It Goes
I'll nominate 5 players for each position on the pitch using a 4-3-3 formation except the Centre Back positions where I'll nominate 10 as most of them can play in either side of the Central Defence. You'll pick one player each from each position (2 from CB) to form your team.
Thus, there'll be a goalkeeper, Defence - a right back, 2 centre backs, a left back, Midfield - a defensive or holding midfielder, a central/box to box midfielder, a creative midfielder/playmaker, Attack - a right wing forward, a left wing forward and a number 9.

NB: My nominee list is subject to your whim as you may go outside it to pick your nominee. Please follow my format for clarity sake.

Goalkeeper
Manuel Neuer
Jan Oblak
David De Tea
Keylor Navas
Gianluigi Buffon

Right Back
Dani Alves
Dani Carvajal
Hector Bellerin
Juanfran
Philip Lahm

Left Back
Filipe Luis
Marcelo Junior
Jordi Alba
Raphael Guerrero
David Alaba

Centre Back
Leonardo Bonucci
Diego Godin
Gerard Pique
Sergio Ramos
Pepe
Laurent Koscielny
Marquinhos
David Luis
Giorgio Chiellini
Jerome Boateng

Defensive Midfielder
Sergio Busquets
Ngolo Kante
Casemiro
Blaise Matuidi
Xabi Alonso

Central Midfielder/Box to Box
Paul Pogba
Arturo Vidal
Luka Modric
Toni Kroos
Ivan Rakitic

Attacking Midfielder
Andres Iniesta
Kevin de Bruyne
Mesut Ozil
Koke
Henrikh Mkhitaryan

Left Forward
Neymar
Alexis Sanches
Cristiano Ronaldo
Douglas Costa
Sadio Mane

Right Forward
Riyad Mahrez
Lionel Messi
Gareth Bale
Saul Niguez
Arjen Robben

Centre Forward
Luis Suarez
Robert Lewandoski
Gonzalo Higuain
Antoine Griezmann
Zlatan Ibrahimovic

My Best 11
Manuel Neuer
Dani Alves
Leonardo Bonucci
Sergio Ramos
Marcelo Junior
Ngolo Kante
Luka Modric
Andres Iniesta
Cristiano Ronaldo
Lionel Messi
Antoine Griezmann

Perceptor:
When oil was discovered in s/s, d igbos thought they could keep it to themselves and dat was why ojukwu declared d war dat almost led to igbos' extinction. THAT was tribal interest

I don't know the problem with you Yorubas, you people should leave yeasterners alone and bring out their destiny from inside the dustbin that you kept it. I can't stand flattrons crying all over the internet because Yorubas kept their destiny. Pls Yorubas have pity on these shildren.

it's high time Yoruba guys on this thread were charged with murder. You can't continue giving emotional torment to flattrons and expect to get away with it.

Waiting for a more credible source

Fashola should shut up jare and face his task of taking us out of this darkness. Ambode is better than the dolt.

Wonders shall never end

Like seriously?

For real?

Buhari is the greatest president in the history of this country. He has eradicated corruption, decimated Boko haram, massive infrastructural projects all over the country, the economy is booming more than ever. All hail King Bubu

Buhari should be demolished too. He's a slum.

Source?

ajalaonifaaji:
Heheheheh...this cracked me real hard. Unfortunately, I belong to more than one of this your list.....heheheheh. This is a fantastic write up...you're sure a raw talent. You can please drop your mail, i gat some jobs for ya if you've gat free time...(part of a panel to proof read a book). I will pay ya handsomely. Besides, your moniker sounds like a place between Northern Cross river state and Benue state... Errmmm...on that Kastina Ala expressway.

Philakaydlp@yahoo.com

ajalaonifaaji:
Heheheheh...this cracked me real hard. Unfortunately, I belong to more than one of this your list.....heheheheh. This is a fantastic write up...you're sure a raw talent. You can please drop your mail, i gat some jobs for ya if you've gat free time...(part of a panel to proof read a book). I will pay ya handsomely. Besides, your moniker sounds like a place between Northern Cross river state and Benue state... Errmmm...on that Kastina Ala expressway.

I've sent you a pm

Caseless:
igala is 4th! Ijaw is just 1 million people.

Igala kwanu? Baba e rora now.

Heartibaby:
This is hilarious. As i read through i realized i had an ABF for all the categories u mentioned. No be me send them message o, na dem carry theirself give theirself work. Hahahahahahaha

Btw are u from Bekwarra?

No I'm not from Bekwarra but I love Bekwarra. Errrm *scratches head* in case you want to replace number 9 sha.

jubrealguy:
That place I belong no good atall ooo

Talk am we fit help you for prayer.

FakoMaybach1:
My own case sometimes i think i am supernaturally stupid or worse
I remember writing exams of 6 courses out of 9 for one girl during my university days ..Cynthia was her name, all i got was a peck and small smooching for the calculation courses

Aby na when i go write statistics exam for another babe and was caught: i was almost rusticated i had to flee through the bush..that one didnt even bother to talk to me again

University was hell for me, Kongy holo me so tey i started walking like Robo-cop, na one villager pity my ministry just give me one hand

Even now wey i don get job na so so bill dem dey match me ' please give me 5k to buy medicine ..i come dey wonder which medicine na 5k na HIV drugs?...one dey match me bill according to weather forecast 10k during dry season, 5k during raining season now wey harmattan don dey come i wonder wetin she go match me

But i don give up on babes cus no be my luck, make i focus on my carrier if i see marry thank God if i no see kwanu i no go kill myself

Bros aswear u no go kill me with laff. I laff sotey water dey comot for my eyes.

E get times wey be say u go buy carton of indomie keep for house. Out of 40 u no go chop reach 5. Some girls are always perpetually and eternally hungry.

MizTyna:
Lol! This is one of the realest threads on nairaland. I'm not saying I have ABFs oh

You no get ABF kwanu? Those guys wey u don friendzone remember say dem get mothers too oo.

It baffles me how convenient it is for some people to say there are no Yorubas in the South-south but claim confidently that there are Igbos in Kogi and Benue states. Funny indeed.

alezzy13:
I listened to a program on TV (I believe AIT) which listed TIV as the fourth largest group.

Wikipedia says they number over 13million. I doubt this figure though, cus this would make them even larger than Igbos

Another source puts the figure at about 6 million. I think this more realistic: https://www.scribd.com/doc/54862764/Tiv-People

It was also on AIT that I heard them being mentioned as the fourth largest ethnic group. Although it was a news report on a press conference by a Tiv group condemning the targeted removals of prominent Tiv sons and daughters from government positions at the federal level.

mulattoclaroo:
what igbos in Edo or Rivers? I can see you're an igbo man under a different moniker. Igbos are migrants to South South.

If I kick you for your blokos. Do I look like one of those people who go about lying about their origin? I'm a Yorubaman and I will always be proud of that.

mulattoclaroo:
Op for your info they're no igbos in SS. The fourth largest ethnic group should be either Ijaw, Kanuri, Fulani or Bini.

What happened to the Igbos in Rivers and Delta states? I even heard there are some in Edo state.

WhoRUDeceiving:
Who told you there are over 200 ethnic groups? Was it Gowon or Queen Eliza? We like to take what we are given and run away with it without critical thinking.

Why don't you counter it with facts? Should I just take your words as fact? For example in Cross River state you have Yala, Ogoja, Obudu, Boki, Bekwarra, Ikom, Obubra etc. Different people spread across the state. Even in some local governments the people speak different languages. So you either argue with facts or you keep your opinion to yourself.