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Agiliti: don't you think it's a bit hypocritical to call someone a hypocrite, then immediately distance yourself from that statement.

NOW, NOW, ARENT WE ALL HYPOCRITES?

inurmind: How?

Do you really expect atheists to say they believe a man can walk around the streets unclad and buggy?
There should be moderation in everything.

what part of dnt quote me didnt you understand? LOL. Seriously, we are all hypocrites. We want our beliefs to always be right.
We all are.!!

Btw dnt feel bad, i think 'christians'(myself included) are hypocrites too.*dnt tell any one i said that.*

inurmind: I'm not in favour of of it.
it's like asking me what I think of child abuse.
Although I do believe in freedom, there should be limits, a measure of discipline for law and order to be maintained in the society.

I ALWAYS KNEW ATHEISTS WERE HYPOCRITES.

#dnt quote me

seriallink: Strong yes

kai! You go turn your wife to mamaput b that.

plappville: When food test too good, we must clean the plate with bagette (bread) ...........That's a typical French tradion
I did that to ur fried rice because it was delice..miam!!

hehehe. Thank you johr.
Bt permit me to ask hw u walked around all that amount of rice stuff inside ur tummy!

An0nimus: Enjoyment ke..it was fun i'll admit. How did yours go btw?

na just eating and sleeping thingz. Nairaland and snapping tinz.

An0nimus: Attended a Church service in the morning but a good part of my 25th was at a friend's. Some catchin up, alot of food, some Fifa13 and yeah Madagascar 3 lol. Slept by 3am

see enjoyment![b]

seriallink: Yep sister, wish you the same! You did a great job with the foods last night

Thank you. E be lyk say you too lyk food? yes or no?

seriallink: He said he left his place for his family for xmas celebration maybe hin go show tomorrow!!!

ah thats nice.

Happy holidays!

musKeeto: I don't hate you. You know I love you ..

I've never claimed to be right, honestly I think everyone's confused... We just choose what makes us happier....

What I do hate is the excesses of religion, and yes irreligion. This used to be my grouse with logicboy, but it seems that in most cases, you can't be reasonable or politically correct with bullshit.

ehen? Bt these days you sound worse than illogicboy!

seriallink: Sister Bélla that your poundy and egusi put me for sleep last night no worry, your bar dey come in €€€€ I hail you wella!

i hail you too o. Where that your bro, buzugee?

musKeeto: U know that you're never really cured. You just trade one madness for another.. :/

AND DNT YOU THINK IT IS MADNESS TO HATE EVRYTHING RELIGIOUS(even the practitioners) AND THINK ONLY YOU AND YOUR KIND COULD EVA BE RIGHT and WISE?

Boomark: I can see, buzugee took a spiritual wine last nite. Hmm...seriallink and ijawkid na wa o, they no even show mercy.

You will get your pay in dollars. We don't have naira now.

okay o. I dy wait.

PalmTree: Try subsidize na

I SUBSIDIZED NA, WATER NA FREE.

ijawkid: How you take know say I like pounded yam??....my sister I like am no be small ooo......

after 35 yrs in the busines, i knw who is who in food lol

Boomark: I salute you too for coming last night and making our gathering lively. You too Mich. I saw when she passed the foreign salad and two chicken laps to you. I had to swallow saliva and hold my self before i make mistakes.

Bella3 did well.
Bella3

*CURTS*THANK YOU.

Reyginus: For Goshen
THE HILLTOP
Like pregnant clouds
The Sons of God, gods and demons assembled again
This is not the armageddon
Three sages ovened in crucibles
Solid thoughts made of water
The second, tender thoughts made of stone
The third sage, unlike the first but second, a molten liquid made of aqua rafa.
Crucibling, appeared the one whose thoughts were made of water will be sirius
Like the homosapien he is, he waved his flag unsymetrically in a language of greater trochanters.
The one whose thoughts are tender didn't care much
For basically carrying within, insignificant
And aqua rafa's too
The oxymoron's were not left out
They too scented their choosen, with domineering symbolism
Suddenly. Silence.
The sons of God, with chariots of the oxymorons, burned more calories
Great Silence
Goshen my brother
As w.s puts: 'your name is the sweet berry a child places under his tongue to sweeten the passage of food'.
Our paraffin
Not even parallax can stand you
Though not Christ
Hold us together, like the sternum to the ribs
You're not pikkiwoki, fagabutu, chromaretha, nor even the pink unicorn
We have your creation story
In your case, the prophet is known in his hometown
Nairaland is your hometown
Your name na 'gbasiegbe'
May we still look at you in the face.

wow! Great talent.

Boomark: @Bella3

You know you are a wonderful lady? I appreciate you effort last night we were waiting for the results. You made sure food is readily available to all.

Don't worry about the money, we will do something about it after the celebration. Just calculate the bill and give me.

I TRUST YOU.

Erm erm, the bill below:

isi ewu=40k(na oga Goshen finish am.
Fried rice=6k na plapville and ATMC finish am.
Red wine=30k(na buzugee, frm spirit wey finish am. He got a little help from Goshen)
Salad=10k(na al those oyinbo bred na we no let the salad rest)
poundo and egusi=20k(when seriallink and ijawkid pounced on it, i knew it was gone.
Champagne=100k(the heathens, logicboy, muskeetoes..etc where al sneaking in 4 a drink
water na free.


total=260k

plappville: [size=14pt]victory .....victoire.....pour mon frère bien aimè. Felicitation à toi et à #team Goshen. Special salut to boomark and Bèlla3, you guys tried for taking care of our drinks and food Bravo to all #team Goshen. And all thanks to God almighty for the unity. [/size]

*curts* thank you.
A big congrats to our brother Goshen.

manmustwac: Manmustwack exits Nairaland Headquarters to meet a crowd of anxious Nairalanders. "GooD MorninG DeaR LadieS & Gentlemen. I know some of you have been camping outside the Nairaland Headquarters since lastnight (with your campaign placards) & others arrived here first thing this morning, all anxious to hear whether his or her candidate won the Election. Well I have the result right here in this envelope that am holding in my left hand." *opens envelope looks at results*
"The Logic boys hit the ground running they must've had like 6 votes before Team Goshen or Mr Anony got their first vote. But then slowly but gradually Team Goshen and Mr Anony began to catch up with Logic Boy. Logic remained in the lead for the vast majority of the race with Mr Anony eventually fading in the background. Then I guess the Team Goshen campaign team's job must've been working because Goshen gradually began to take the lead until.... Well let me just get straight to the point. Out of a total of 118 votes logic boy got 46 votes Goshen got 56 votes & Mr Anony 14 votes therefore it gives me great pleasure to hand Goshen360 this award & annouce him as Nairaland's Religion Poster of the year. CONGRATULATIONS."

hip hip hip...


HURRAY!!!


Abeg LOGICBOY, no go commit suicide. If you die na, 9ja police go come catch evrybody especialy me as na me dy sell mama put.


@boomark.
Oya come pay ur debt, i no sel food free again o.

manmustwac: Haba. So u know me? Who are you? I no go announce the result until you reveal yourself

ABEG BROS, no use this result play. My head dy pain me bcoz of al the campaign i do.

toba: dont worry my dear. If another person other than Goshen won, MMW would have announced but he already knows the winner just as we all know its Goshen, hence he took his time off.

Just do the counting to see

AMEN! The plans of the bad belles have been neutralized.

What is the meaning of this suspence?
I had a bad dream the wrong person won.

I band and cast

Merry christmas pple.

Goshen360: ^^^ No worry my dear sister. Our able moderator, MMW have credibility, honesty and integrity. I have known him for long even though he doesn't know me. We grew up together in Old Ojo Road, Agboju-Amuwo area of Lagos state. So relax. I can see him working to release the result soon. God bless our able moderator, MMW.

MMW do you knw him?

Goshen360: No worry my sister, if MMW no release result now make you go sleep but no too sleep sha in case them wan carry ballot box pass ya side, make you quickly grab am..........

Trouble no dey.

All #team Goshen, beware of foxes that steal ballot boxes.

#team Goshen

plappville: That ur suya carry weight ooo...see as i dey chew mouth already miam miammm...9ja get foor abeg !

LONG LIVE NAIJA

Goshen360: Okay.....it's rolling. Where is ATMC naaaaaaa. Suya and wine go soon finish oooo................

do sharp sharp o. I wan sleep.

MMW come realise the result na.

Goshen360: @ Bella3, Chai, this aboki sabi fry suya no be small. See as the guy fry Antelope, come make am suya namah.....Oya, Bella3, add that red wine join make I start chop-chop..........

all set

Boomark: Bella3 do have mosquito laps? Am seriously hungry this night.

No bt cockroch own dy