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inurmind: Lmao, first ATMC says I am one of logicboy's handles now you say I am a reincarnation of Muskeeto.
Do we really all act the same?

inurmind: So thats her name... Anyway what can I say, you were one mean jean , I still think you are crazy though, and I also think you are a big... Never mind, tell you some other time..

inurmind: The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a very jealous God o.
You must have no other monsters.

Hey, do you know the first time I took notice of you I thought you were the christian version of Carlotta?
Yeah I did, but the Flying Spaghetti Monster told me tilapia had taken that position, turns out he was right.

inurmind: Yes, he is one of a kind. Do you know that he boiled for your sins that you might have everlasting pasta?
Give your life to him now, as a pastafarian I can testify that there is nothing sweeter in this world.

inurmind: What! so you were thinking of eating my Deity? Don't let His noodly appendages catch you o.

On a slightly serious note, my God can be very powerful and demanding, you don't wanna mess with the guy who defends gay rights of robots(for real).

inurmind: If you are offended by the joke then I apologise.

I am also very sorry that i could not get the he-goats qween ezenwanyi.
But I have something even better for you: my god, my pasta lord and saviour.

musKeeto: Christians are the most abusive on Nairaland. Check any of these threads to confirm
- Muslim friends.
- Threads that criticize Men of God.
- threads that criticize the 'big' churches.

Let the likes of frosbel, toba and Anony keep spreading lies on this forum.

Instead of bothering about the atheists, you should be more bothered about the 'false' christians in your midst.

inurmind: And I couldn't be happier.

dagr8: u av bin off...warrappen

inurmind: Hmm... what surprises you? My vulgar language or my padi's crazy priorities?

obadiah777: HAHAHAH. VERY POIGNANT POINT YOU MADE THERE BELLA3. INDEED THE HEATHEN INURMIND HAS DECIDED TO STEP OUT OF HIS HEATHEN MIND AND BOW DOWN TO THE LORD IN PRAYER. SOMEBODY SAY HALLELUJAH

obadiah777: WE ARE QUATRUPLETS LOLZ. THE LORD DID SAY, BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY. I THINK OUR MOTHER TOOK THAT VERSE TOO LITERALLY

inurmind: Hallelujah!!!
The spirit told me that we should build a church, I am to be in charge of tithes, Bella will be rubbing the pot-bellies of our sponsors, you will be our fire-man.
Any questions?

inurmind: Nah the cat be my friend nah, he wan use one of him nine lives do insurance for heaven.
Abi you think say nah only man get sense? Cat too wan chop 72 p.u.$.$.y(pun intended).

dagr8: NO church 2day

dagr8: Dis is not a joke joor....is a reality

Truckpusher: [/quote][quote author=Obadiah777]

inurmind: I might not be a christian, but for him I'll pray, his case is too severe for me to wallow in unbelief.

inurmind: I'm surprised, I mean I did put so much effort into being aggressive and sounding threatening.

Anyway it's been nice hanging out with you, I have to help my Muslim friend with his next plan.

inurmind: You must have infected me
By the way, I insincerely apologise for derailing your thread
Next time you won't mess with the sons of men

inurmind: What?!
Don't tell me you are scared of these guys?

By the way, I hope you find this image to be less provocative?

inurmind: The brother to this guy

inurmind: What was I thinking?
I meant this guy.

inurmind: Well, this is also a joke.

obadiah777: LOL OH NO I DID NOT INSULT WOMEN FOLK. I JUST UPGRADED WOMENFOLK. I SAID IT IS GOOD THE LORD DID NOT MAKE THEM WOMEN BECAUSE THEY CANT HANDLE THE RESPONSIBILITY AND DIGNITY OF BEING WOMEN, SEEING AS THEY ( ATHEISTS) HAVE AN INSTANT GRATIFICATION AND GLORY SEEKING MINDSET. I THINK THATS A GOOD THING. TO BE A VIRTUOUS WOMAN IN A CORRUPT WORLD IS THE HARDEST TASK EVER.

obadiah777: SAYING THERE IS NO GOD IS NO CHALLENGE TO YOU LAZY GOLD-DIGGERS. THATS YA PROBLEM, YOU AND YOUR FELLOW ATHEISTS. YOU ARE GOLD-DIGGERS. ITS A GOOD THING GOD MADE YALL MEN CUZ IF YOU WAS WOMEN YOU WOULD BE YANSHING ANYTHING THAT MOVES JUST TO GET RECHARGE CARD YOU ARE GLORY SEEKERS. OH WHITEY IS IN CONTROL OF THE WORLD AND HE IS VERY RICH AND HE IS AN ATHEIST. OH LET ME BECOME AN ATHEIST TOO. GOLD-DIGGING, PANT-DROPPING, ANKLE-GRABBING, WHITE BUTT KISSING, GLORY SEEKERS. THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU

Logicboy03: lolz....do you have some beef with moi?

inurmind: I haven't even watched it, just use the song to annoy people

An0nimus: you dint tell me you a photographer

musKeeto: Wey my own? :-(

inurmind: Eya, singing Alvin and the chipmunks "had a bad day" as a lullaby.
Goodnight!

Agiliti: speak for yourself hun

Logicboy03: Nice try to remix what you said.

Mtchew.

inurmind: You might be one, but I'm not.
Even when I was a christian, I always made sure I did what gave peace to my heart, even if it gave pains to my flesh.
To be honest, that somehow led me to atheism.
Christianity just has too many flaws and loopholes.
And if you are truly honest to yourself, if you have this zeal to find out the truth and not be satisfied with what you've been told, you'll accept that.