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RomanceRe: He Is Crying And Threatening To Kill Himself by Bellfun(m): 9:55am On Feb 12, 2016
@op...babe,u can see from the "update" that if he truly cares he wouldn't suggest an "open relationship"... Wetin be dat one sef?

As per 'killing himself'...he's just bluffing!... Girl be strong and face ur studies...glorious things lies ahead!

If he dies...he dies!....and life goes on!
Jokes EtcRe: Some Funny Pictures To Help You Relax After Work by Bellfun(m): 10:17pm On Feb 09, 2016
papawemba:
Gbaa
A very prophetic picture!
CelebritiesRe: E-money Shows Off His Sunday Look by Bellfun(m): 10:44pm On Feb 07, 2016
E Money....you left the party this evening and the guests are still talking about you!
You really represented!......Alhaji Bureau The Changer!

Thumbs up!
EducationRe: Incredible: See Sculpture That You Can't Differentiate From Real Human. by Bellfun(m): 8:58am On Jan 09, 2016
swtcharissa:
this is really incredible...am glad to be back on nairaland
Welcome back!
PoliticsRe: ''How Nnamdi Kanu Was Arrested In Lagos'' – DSS by Bellfun(m): 11:29pm On Dec 29, 2015
profmallory:
I like your analogy, very good for a spy type of James Bond movie..But in my opinion I think Mr Kalu simply wanted to spite the face of the FG by broadcasting right underneath their nose and then boast that he broadcasted in lagos yet they could not find him. Yes he's now famous, but of what use is his new found fame. Trust me FG would not hang him no, but if Al Mustapha rings a bell in your memory, then you might have an incline how long Mr Kalu would be away for. Mr Kalu Miscalulated.
God bless your brain! I once told them that the fate that will befall Kanu will be something similar to that of Al-Mustafa...and they called me all sorts of things! This case could drag on for years...I'm looking at even 9years!...some people just don't know the gravity of kanu's misdeeds....no be child's play o
PoliticsRe: Blatter & Platini Banned For EIGHT Years by Bellfun(m): 1:34pm On Dec 21, 2015
Good!

...And I'm patiently waiting for Hayatou's head!
PoliticsRe: DSS Drops Charges Against Nnamdi Kanu In Magistrate Court by Bellfun(m): 1:21pm On Dec 16, 2015
martineverest:
I wonder y the charges were dropped.. Anybody that threatens the peace of the nation should be charged. Nobody is bigger than Nigeria.
Lol...no,not that they set him free! The DSS only withdrew the case from a lower court..and Kanu will soon be arraigned in a Fed High Court on addedf charges!

I'm sensing a repeat of the Al-Mustapha imbroglio here! He could be in detention for more than 6yrs while d case drags on!

Hmmmm...life is a lesson!
PoliticsRe: Dokpesi Shielded In Detention To Avert Assault By Inmates by Bellfun(m): 8:00am On Dec 16, 2015
cirmuell:
the mumus still dey defend their master blindly, you should listen to political matters on raypower from 9:15am or so and hear those guys spill trash on daily basis.
Lol...those mofos abi?!...we call them Automated "Teller" Machines....paid or not,the zombies go just dey talk ni...yeye pple
PoliticsRe: $1.1b Fraud: British Judge Questions GEJ's Integrity, Stops Etete From Getting by Bellfun(m): 10:24pm On Dec 15, 2015
maskamdo:
GEJ A.K.A "FORTUNATO"!!!!!! Please someone should translate the word FORTUNATO from italian to english for us biko!!!!!
Lol...FORTUNATO from the word Fortunate aka Accidental President!..aka money miss road!
PoliticsRe: Popular Female Blogger Recieved N240 Million From ‪#‎Dasukigate‬ ? SEE by Bellfun(m): 5:13pm On Dec 14, 2015
Things are getting really interesting!
Popular Female Blogger abi? Based in Lagos abi? Probably living in Banana Island abi?...

So bloggers sef join chop our yam?
PoliticsRe: Raymond Dokpesi Granted Bail. by Bellfun(m): 4:59pm On Dec 14, 2015
...Walks into EFCC office..

Me: good morning sir

EFCC Chairman: good morning,yes how may we help you?

Me: I am Bellfun,a Retired Civil Servant,and I'm here to meet the bail conditions of High Chief Raymond Dokpesi...

EFCC Chairmna: please have your seat. Sir,do you have the N200m bail money with you?

Me: yes!

EFCC Chairman: Sergent Dauda! Arrest this man!

Me: but sir,

EFCC Chairman: Mr.Bellfun,you are under arrest for operating a proxy account for Raymond Dokpesi! You are also under arrest for Conspiracy to cover-up a person under investigation! You are under arrest for Perjury..and finally,sir,Mr.Bellfun,you will be staying with us for as long as possible because we need to ascertain your role in the Multi-billion dollar arms scandal!

Me: yeee mogbe! But na help I wan help na? ..*faints*
PoliticsRe: Lol..ben Bruce Supports The Military With Free Tickets by Bellfun(m): 7:29am On Dec 14, 2015
Yeye senator...Senator of The Twitter Republic....
PoliticsRe: Murray-Bruce Tweets About Looting And APC by Bellfun(m): 4:50pm On Dec 13, 2015
912:
Ben Bruce, go and pay your staff. You are no longer a presenter, you are now a senator. start impacting your constituency. and by that I don't mean entering Okada to distribute your wardrobe allowance to widows (that doesn't change a thing).

I have not seen the bill that you have sponsored since you entered the senate. All you do is tweet this tweet that and you remain mute during house of assembly proceedings. Open your mouth and speak for the people you claim to love so much and leave social media paparazzi to real bloggers like Linda, Seun, Vivian etc.
Don't mind that Senator Of Twitter Republic...empty barrel!
PoliticsRe: If USA N Russia & USA Shld Go To War(Hypothetically), Who Do You Think Wld Win? by Bellfun(m): 9:32am On Dec 12, 2015
Hypothetically abi?...they won't go to war!
They will only look for a neutral ground for their "proxy" war eg Afghanistan(in the 80s) Syria(present day)..or do you think they're prepared to wipe themselves out from the face of the earth?..naaa!

Besides,I can tell u that both countries are governed by people with similar connections(occult tins)!
PoliticsRe: Wambai: Sambo Received N20m From Dasuki Monthly - PM News by Bellfun(m): 7:47am On Dec 12, 2015
ademega:
next year is going to be a year of jail for looters
My brother, na so me sef dey pray o..!ut the Judiciary is Buhari's biggest problem,they might frustrate the anti-corruption campaign...
PoliticsRe: Wambai: Sambo Received N20m From Dasuki Monthly - PM News by Bellfun(m): 7:43am On Dec 12, 2015
Raiders:
Atleast we all know GEJ operated the most corrupted government in Nigeria history
I've said it before,that GEJ govt is way way more corrupt than the notorious Abacha regime! Chai Jonah has really damaged this country(even to the 3rd and 4th generation to come!)
How I wished we have anti-corruption practices as that of China!
PoliticsRe: Wambai: Sambo Received N20m From Dasuki Monthly - PM News by Bellfun(m): 7:38am On Dec 12, 2015
AnOlAd:
What is all this for God sakehuh
Abeg the whole tin just tire me o!...haba! Just sharing money like say na pure water dem dey share!
These guys are heartless!
PoliticsRe: Just In : The Oracle Has Spoken....about Biafra!!! by Bellfun(m): 6:21pm On Dec 04, 2015
"...He also said that 'how can people that cannot rule themselve rule a country'...
That was mean! Chai
PoliticsRe: Dokpesi Can Be Charged With Conspiracy – Sagay by Bellfun(m): 2:05pm On Dec 04, 2015
JingoOAU:
If u are a staff of AIT, this is the time to start looking for another job or any other alternative cos by the time EFCC finish with Dokpesi, he would regret the day he founded AIT
My guy,d Dopeksi guy no dey gree pay salary!...heard he's still owning some months salaries!..very heartless people!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria by Bellfun(m): 8:52am On Dec 04, 2015
@OP...sincerely speaking,it is sickening how funds were being looted! Its either for "Publicity" or for "spiritual purposes"!
The whole thing just tire me!

I've made it a habit NEVER to defend any Politician!...those guys are heartless!
PoliticsRe: Check This In Case You Got It All Wrong by Bellfun(m): 7:50am On Nov 24, 2015
...And they are all killing Syrians(very bad!)
RomanceRe: Help A Confused Sister Ooo by Bellfun(m): 4:26pm On Nov 21, 2015
@MissDrake...virgin or not,u owe no-one any explanation!..and if it comes to the issue of those guys believing you or not(about your financial independence) maybe u should work more on 1.the type of guys u date and/or 2.Your attitude...your decision to still remain a virgin is solely yours!
PoliticsRe: Ohamai Godwin (@MrFixNigeria) Dumps PDP Over Amaechi's Screening by Bellfun(m): 4:20pm On Oct 22, 2015
bettercreature:
Nice one! many PDP members will commit suicide before weekend
1 down 48.500 to go
Chai...guy u wicked o!!!
Na only 48,500 dem pdp members remain?..lol

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