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OrangeDream:
This is not true for Ekiti.

How sure are u? She mentioned the venue of the exam

comffy:
Exam has been conducted on Saturday.

Really? Was message sent? Pls, where was the exam written?

Nobody is talking about Ekiti state. Can someone give us an update...

Pls, how about Ekiti state?i have not gotten any information.

Pls, Has anyone received message from Ekiti? When will Ekiti write their exam?

Look at this BBC error...

yarimo:
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Where is this hissing snake?

What is the definition of hate speech?
If hate speech is this one captioned by punch, I think I might be arrested soon... Lolz

SydneyBrown:
All this just to check for someone's beauty?

Hmmm....na u go tire oh

We no go tire....

Sholaqe:
lol so women are now products that you run multiple checks before you by them. okay o

Na women push us so... We need to develop devices that will keep us updated

We are living in the world of fakes:Fake girls, fake faces, fake looks, artificial nails, fake names etc. How will a sincere guy check for the constancy of her beauty? Although beauty is written and addressed to the beholder.

1. Bathroom Experiment : You can check up a new girl by simply inviting her to the bathroom. Do this with wisdom to avoid suspicion, especially by telling her to stay overnight. You can not fully depend on that shinning face, some makeup artists might have done some magic.

2. Sports and Exercise : Kindly take her on a sporting event. Allow a little sweat to get down the cheeks. We might discover some gully erosion display on the the field of sports

3. Swimming pool Examination : Spend a little on her to make her forget her make up. Take her out to a nearby swimming pool for relaxation and find a way to take a little swim. You might be surprised that the beautiful chick has trade marks on her cheeks

4. Mother Test: Pay a visit to her parents to see how her mother looks. If you marry her, she will live with you till death. If her mother is still 'attractive' to you at her age. You might be able to cope with her beauty tomorrow.

5. Early morning checks: Some chicks seems beautiful after decoration with colorings in the afternoon. Try to see her when she is just waking up. Do you like that face? That is the face you will be seeing every morning if you marry her.

6. Chores and play tests : Plead with her to help you remove something with her nails. she might not be able because it is artificial. Do some romantic rough plays... You might see the wigs pulling off and boobs cover sagging.

7.Photo shoot :Don't trust those Facebook and nairaland pictures o. They have been edited hundred of times. Ladies do keep some pictures on their phones that are natural. Why not take pains to check out her pictures on the phone. You might be surprised that that fair lady is very dark in the real world.

Add yours....

Mechette:
wat...?

Yes o

I don't know where to put this but this is a form of crime.
I recently moved to a new apartment in Akoko area of Ondo state. I got to discover that there was a disconnection in that area for over one year due to unpaid electricity charges. There was a major development of recent in some area as light was restored (I happened to get a lodge there). Based on the general talks, the development came as a result of T. B Joshua, Some senators, Boroface etc paying up the bills. In fact, each house were charged #2000 to cement the amount collected.
The issue now is that, they rarely bring the light (They do that when disconnection day is close). There are two families in my lodge, plus me- making three. The bills are throat slaughtering. What is paid in a month is more than the rent of the house. Besides, we were told that we still have over 70k for the previous years to pay.
One of my neighbors tried paying part of what we contributed this week, although not easy but we still strive. They are bent on disconnection except we pay a higher amount. I don't seem to even understand when we consumed that electric power.
We have told them we don't need their light again and they have disconnected us. Pls, how do these people charge us.
Note: My neighbors only have little appliances like TV and radio. I use washing machine once in weeks and I don't stay at home because of my work.

cc lalasticlala

I don't know where to put this but this is a form of crime.
I recently moved to a new apartment in Akoko area of Ondo state. I got to discover that there was a disconnection in that area for over one year due to unpaid electricity charges. There was a major development of recent in some area as light was restored (I happened to get a lodge there). Based on the general talks, the development came as a result of T. B Joshua, Some senators, Boroface etc paying up the bills. In fact, each house were charged #2000 to cement the amount collected.
The issue now is that, they rarely bring the light (They do that when disconnection day is close). There are two families in my lodge, plus me- making three. The bills are throat slaughtering. What is paid in a month is more than the rent of the house. Besides, we were told that we still have over 70k for the previous years to pay.
One of my neighbors tried paying part of what we contributed this week, although not easy but we still strive. They are bent on disconnection except we pay a higher amount. I don't seem to even understand when we consumed that electric power.
We have told them we don't need their light again and they have disconnected us. Pls, how do these people charge us.
Note: My neighbors only have little appliances like TV and radio. I use washing machine once in weeks and I don't stay at home because of my work.

Zita55:
Everything na play play for Nollyhood

I wonder what dey mean

Problem still dey fade... Nollywood don come with operation python dance

What do you have to say?

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MrBONE2:
Glo Network@My Location EEEHHH ,Looks somewhat SPIRITUAL

@my home sitting room Very Bad

@Home kitchen Average

@Home Bedroom Below Average


@home Bathroom Above anerage

@Home compound During the day very bad while at mid Night almost Excellent


@Forest where i go hunting Excellenty Superb with speed average of 1.3MB/s


Gyarbonkashakalalalalasticlalalalaa

This one needs prayer... ILF(inhaling Laughing Gas)

benzene00:
I suppose dey catch dem for poor service

Lolz... Seriously... D mod should push this to fp. Let glo hear...

My

benzene00:
i'm still a glo user today coz we have a tall mango tree planted inside our compound




whenever I want to download I just climb on top the mango tree place my phone on one of d mango branch and come down


after 5hrs I will climb up again and collect my phone





NB:I'm still using glo coz of the 0.00kb cheat

If glo catch u

Oscarpraise:
It depends on your area, I have been using Glo for years now on my Samsung, no issues really, and am not sure it's about the device because I still swap my sim into my itel P51 when my Samsung runs down and it still works perfectly

That was the glo of before... It has deteriorated. I am not even talking of data... I mean, no network for call at all

have been a real glo user for some years now. It's really disheartening that they are not progressing. We will suddenly discover the network is off for 3 to 4 days or more. After that, the network will be restored again. In a month, we experience this up to two times.
At first, I thought it was my area, but a friend attested that they had been without glo network in Ilorin for complete one week. After the restoration, glo will never apologize. They act as if they were not aware of the problem. What could be wrong? Do you experience such in yourself area?

I have been without glo network since Saturday night.
This people have hampered a lot.

The second network service on the screen is my wonderful glo, since Saturday.

I have been a real glo user for some years now. It's really disheartening that they are not progressing. We will suddenly discover the network is off for 3 to 4 days or more. After that, the network will be restored again. In a month, we experience this up to two times.
At first, I thought it was my area, but a friend attested that they had been without glo network in Ilorin for complete one week. After the restoration, glo will never apologize. They act as if they were not aware of the problem. What could be wrong? Do you experience such in yourself area?

I have been without glo network since Saturday night.
This people have hampered a lot.

The second network service on the screen is my wonderful glo, since Saturday.

muller101:
simple
The spelling and pronunciation

ILG

muller101:
If it's ur GF fine I will do it. But if it wife she wants to kill u

What is the difference between your girlfriend and the wife?

Smallville10:
Funny Enough The Animal Will Be Glad You Helped It... They May Be Wild But They Understand Good Heart... People Have Helped Wounded Lions in The Wild!

Really? But...

[quote author=FunspoT post=59470131][/quote]Inhaling Laughing Gas(ILG)