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Celebrate me on my birthday... Lots of happiness

shedy03:
try oukitel k4000, around 32K. chk Jumia.

D phone is 50k on jumia

Emerikoss:
I'm in Anambra,I urgently need cash

Far... I would prefer new. Thanks

shedy03:
u want new or used?

New

Emerikoss:
Gionee m3 in good condition for sale Ram - 1gb Rom - 8gb Camera - 8mp,2mp Battery - 5,000mAh Price - 25,000 Screen - 5 inches call or whatsapp 08131848886

Where are you located? Apart, why do you want to sell the phone?

Please I need advice on which kind of android phone to buy. I have read about some supposedly good phones but I got discouraged on some reviews... Poor charging, hardware problems etc
Requirements :
Budget - 30-35k
Battery capacity- 3500mah(minimum)
Camera - moderate
Ram-1-2gb


Please, I don't want to buy problems

I have not gotten an answer yet

Just wondering....

This thread - mouthed herbie27 and women-distinctiveness fighter... I am investigating ur identity o.

herbie27:
You all on this forum have silly ideologies about girls.

If one did that to you doesn't mean all are the same.

I still repeat that... you're very far from the truth.

Claps! Take some pop corn... Far from truth? Let other gals come a debunk this error by Bernard

Omotayor123:
Abeg Make una sef stop confusing us Like Marcus been confusing Jenifa

Na u dey confuse us...

herbie27:
Like i said,have never done those stuffs on your list.

From your first post, i have a bestfrd who's a guy, whenever i experience a heartbreak he consoles me, know all my sexcapade and is the one asking me out...which have turned down on two occasions in our 5 yrs of being frds.

secondly...I don't ask strangers for tp, can't even stop a strange car for a lift, would rather walk.

Why will i tell a frd you love me, when we have absolutely nothing...i dey mad?.

Why will i be planning to dump my bf because you're cute?, maybe i don't know why i'm in a relationship with my bf for that to even happen...height of insanity.

What you posted are hypothetically stated whether you believe me or not.

Hypothetical indeed! Keep decorating yourself with e-sanctity! All I said are irrevocably true... I am coming to your house today to confirm!
On a serious note, they are real

Basildvalour:
That is how they were configured. Can you even understand them?

How do we handle them then?

herbie27:
Must you generalise?, have never done those things you mentioned.

U too dey lie! possibly, no guy ever did that to you

I have encountered a lot of ladies and it seems all are using the same pillow of thought.

U counsel a lady on relationships because she felt cheated in the past. She will start thinking of u as the new guy... Expecting u to propose. Get angry if you talk about other ladies

U paid for a stranded lady's transport. She will be expecting u to ask for her number.

U spoke freely as a friend, she starts telling her friends that you love her.

She discovers u are a cute guy with no gal, she starts planning to dump her guy.

U helped her for a period, she continually knock your door as the constant supplier.

U said u love her,her head gets turned out to dating. Can't I love without dating?

U asked after her welfare, she thinks u are interested.

Why?

ccqueen:
I rep 2nd October I'm a winner and overcomer

U and starrygal collide

JerryTemi:
22nd on my mind and my lovely mother 28.

Wao... I am 28 as well

Abdulsamiuh:
[color=#000099][/color] october 11th....

Carry your cake to Nairaland dt day o

Proudly to be October born, check where you belong as we celebrate your birthday with you...
October Ones(1st, 10th to 19th)- The are O-Optimistic, N-Noble, E-Energetic
October Twos(2nd, 20th to 29th)- They are T-Triumphant, W- Winners, O- Overcomers
October Threes(3rd,30th to 31st)- T-Teachable, H-humble, R- Resourceful, E- Exceptional, E- Established

Where do you belong? When octobans are engaged... Guess the beauty...

Got me cracking...

CALL SUMMARY ANALYSIS
Boy to Boy= 00:00:59
Boy to Mum= 00:10:30
Boy to Dad= 00:02:36
Girl to Girl= 00:29:59
Boy to Girl= 01:15:01
Girl to Boy= 00:00:05 Or Call me back sms Do you really agree? Is that not your analysis?

habby51:
In dis ere of 145 per litre, he need 2 be sack

Pity him now... Haba

Inspectahdeck:
Watching or thinking?
His thoughts are far

Did he close his eyes?

What is he probably watching?

JUSTbuchi:
If you help people and expect them to pay you back then ah bet you, you are gonna stop helping people, the best is just to know that only God Almighty rewards good deeds!!

Hmmm... Save in God's account

McBrooklyn:
. . .

U don't have answer to the questions

This exam is taking time o...

bamac:
That's just it.

You follow her too

MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER

Time: 3Hrs 30MINS

INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS

1. You have dated a girl for two years.
eventually she drops you for another guy.
Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20
marks)

2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and
she gave it to another guy. Using
trigonometric identities, derive a general
formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. For Boys, You're dating around 15 girls and
every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy
and an iPhone 7

(a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of
phones. (15marks)

(b) Use your graph to estimate your future
poverty (5marks)

4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet
you don't want to see any guy with your
sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your
Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty
trader, your combined household income is
less than #30,000. Your daughter who is
awaiting GCE result is using iPhone 6s and
Samsung Galaxy worth #150,000 each.
Calculate the Percentage of your Parental
Negligence. (20 marks)

6. For girls, You're a girl and you have dated
20 guys with hard labour, use the law of
diminishing Return to calculate the substance
that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20
marks)

7. You can't give your wife 5k for a pot of
soup, but you spend over 500k in bars and
restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take
π=3.142 (20 marks)
BEST OF LUCK!
Let's go.....!!!

Agree or disagree...

Ekugbeh:
See wetin Buhari de cause

What is Buhari here now?

Ekugbeh:
See wetin Buhari de cause

What is Buhari here now?