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gabinogem:
Ordinary member of cat family wey fit pieces u in seconds abi

Lolz...

gabinogem:
Na then u go know say, that ur girlfriend/wife no like u at all

She no like u? On top ordinary member of cat family... Lol

FunspoT:
No need to get the pot back,we will jst get a new set later,I cant face a leopard because of ordinary pot oh.

Ah! Won't you be proving cowardice?

Your girlfriend/wife runs in to call you to help retrieve her cooking pot back.

In a romantic tune, will you help?

dauddy97:
because of this man, I dey get head ache during calculus classes .hbd sir

And calculus is simple o.. I enjoy it

whitebeard:
have u mastered calculus..?

Of course yes... I am a mathematician

whitebeard:
Let's fry beans abeg..

No... Fry Fufu... Celebrate a hero and strive make history

Some might not have heard of this German mathematician but have undoubtedly heard of calculus.Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz is the father of calculus. He was born July 1, 1646.

Don't curse him for failing calculus o.

polimaf:
sex maniac religious Bigots... I dont support hypocrisy... if you want to be bad, be bad....

Really? Would you rather say, be good

Let's do some weighing, who is worse?

1. Commercial sex workers

2. Sex-maniac religious bigots

3. Porn stars

4. Pick-up ladies

5. Clubbers

Everything is decadence in its absolute but, there are lesser of two evils. Rate them on your balance.

Osu175:
It ll be 26th if you want making and 25th for checkers.

I have marked before,so they just send me sms to come pick on my pack since i have experience but you can still go to a center even if you new.

What subject do you want marking and whats your discipline?

Studied computer engineering... Can I mark maths or physics?

Maximilanocorbin:
ARE YOU REALLY FROM THIS PLANET

U can ask again

TrapQueen77:
Yes i am talking abt EPL... this season is not for the Red Devils & that is very clear but it doesnt mean everybori gonna lose hope coz Man U wont make it this season

Waiting for the outcome of that your only hope tomorrow....

Nicho118:
EPL that started in 1992 and ended in 2016

It's name was changed in 1992 to EPL... It has been in existence since 1888 as EFL. Founded by William McGregor

TrapQueen77:



The RED DEVILS are truly unbeatable tho it may not be our season to win this time but tomorrow is another day


" its all about the foot club you LOVE"

We are talking EPL... Not Europa...

U love sports too?

ENGLISH LEAGUE WINNNERS 2016 Leicester City 2015 Chelsea 2014 Manchester City 2013 Manchester United 2012 Manchester City 2011 Manchester United 2010 Chelsea 2009 Manchester United 2008 Manchester United 2007 Manchester United 2006 Chelsea 2005 Chelsea 2004 Arsenal 2003 Manchester United 2002 Arsenal 2001 Manchester United 2000 Manchester United 1999 Manchester United 1998 Arsenal 1997 Manchester United 1996 Manchester United 1995 Blackburn 1994 Manchester United 1993 Manchester United 1992 Leeds United 1991 Arsenal 1990 Liverpool 1989 Arsenal 1988 Liverpool 1987 Everton 1986 Liverpool 1985 Everton 1984 Liverpool 1983 Liverpool 1982 Liverpool 1981 Aston Villa 1980 Liverpool 1979 Liverpool 1978 Nottingham Forest 1977 Liverpool 1976 Liverpool 1975 Derby Country 1974 Leeds United 1973 Liverpool 1972 Derby Country 1971 Arsenal 1970 Everton 1969 Leeds United 1968 Manchester City 1967 Manchester United 1966 Liverpool 1965 Manchester United 1964 Liverpool 1963 Everton 1961 Tottenham Hotspur 1960 Burnley 1959 Wolverhampton 1958 Wolverhampton 1957 Manchester United 1956 Manchester United 1955 Chelsea 1954 Wolverhampton 1953 Arsenal 1952 Manchester United 1951 Tottenham Hotspur 1950 Portsmouth 1949 Portsmouth 1948 Arsenal 1947 Liverpool 1940-1946(nothing) 1939 Everton 1938 Arsenal 1937 Manchester City 1936 Sunderland 1935 Arsenal 1934 Arsenal 1933 Arsenal 1932 Everton 1931 Arsenal 1930 Sheffield Wednesday 1929 Sheffield Wednesday 1928 Everton 1927 Newcastle 1926 Huddersfield 1925 Huddersfield 1924 Huddersfield 1923 Liverpool 1922 Liverpool 1921 Burnley 1920 West Bromwich 1916-1919(Nothing) 1915 Everton 1914 Blackburn 1913 Sunderland 1912 Blackburn 1911 Manchester United 1910 Aston Villa 1909 Newcastle 1908 Manchester United 1907 Newcastle 1906 Liverpool 1905 Newcastle 1904 Sheffield Wednesday 1903 Sheffield Wednesday 1902 Sunderland 1901 Liverpool 1900 Aston Villa 1899 Aston Villa 1898 Sheffield Wednesday 1897 Aston Villa 1896 Aston Villa 1895 Sunderland 1894 Aston Villa 1893 Sunderland 1892 Sunderland 1891 Everton 1890 Preston North 1889 Preston North ENGLISH LEAGUE CHAMPIONS BY NUMBERS 1 Manchester United-20 2 Liverpool-18 3 Arsenal-13 4 Everton-9 5 Aston Villa-7 6-Chelsea-5 7 Sunderland-5 8 Sheffield-5 9 Manchester City-4 10 Blackburn-3 11 Wolvermpton-3 12Huddersfield-3 13 Leeds-3 14 Newcastle-3 15 Pre ston North-2 16Derby Country-2 17Tottenham-2 18 Portsmouth-2. WHO IS NEXT NOW

How many of us remember this incidence?

I Saw this and I decided to share it with the jambites.

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Jabioro:
Any identification,can you recognized any of them, among the detainees can trace any to served as a witness..

I don't think he did, he was just returning home alone

A friend wrote this after the Barcelona vs Juventus game...


They say the Nigerian police is our friend, (I doubt).i am directing this to the police SCID panti yaba, the lagos state tax force, they are heartless,inhumane, wicked ,greed and are thieves.
1) claim to protect the ppl,but the ppl you claim to protect you treat like animals, all becos you were opportuned to handle guns ,u miss use it.
2) we have thieves were they are, you guys know them, you even have some has friends, but yet it is the so called ppl you claim to protect u maltreat and trample on cos dey don't have the courage to speak up.
3) you enter bars to start shooting and beating up ppl becos, u guys claim u were looking for thieves, rob ppl of their phones ,wallet, gold and cash.(SHAME).
4) I went to get something in my area and decided to watch barca and juve match den our almighty police raider squard stopped me to tell me to enter the black maria, I asked why and d next thing was a slap, I entered to discover the truck had no space again,both male and female were packed and dia was no space in it again.
Asthma seizure and was screaming for help all I got were Slaps from the police men around me claiming I was lying yet it was getting worse..i was on the floor after I was dragged out of the truck, some one told dem it was asthma, all dey could do to help was to get cold water to pour on my head and told me to start running, wen I couldn't move one of dem told the others to leave were I was incase I die so it won't be on dia heads.
WOOW so much for protecting the ppl!!!!

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diablos:
Na today u buy fone wey get internet?

What are you insinuating?

See

Can this happen in their place? How are we taking ourselves?

Imagine if it wasn't NYSC
Imagine if it was WYSC
Worldwide Youth Service Corp
After you graduate, they post you to New York to serve
Post some to Dubai
Then the middle east will be like the north
If they post you to Afgan, Syria or Iraq, you redeploy back to
Jamaica!
Kaii!!!
Then USA and UK
Will be like Abuja and Lagos... where everyone is rushing!
Calabar and Uyo are like Caribbean and Hawaii
Omo you'll see Nigerian students taking school very serious... so they can go and serve!
And if you serve well, they retain you maybe in Google Office
Or Facebook USA
Blackberry Canada or Apple!
Where would you want to serve?

A former Head of State, retired Major General Muhammadu Buhari has called on the Executive Council of the Federation to declare Nigeria’s ailing President, Musa Yar’Adua incapacitated and begin the process of his impeachment.
The former military head of state said the refusal of the council to follow constitutional provisions with regards to Yar’Adua’s illness has thrown the oil rich nation into its present crisis, arguing that the 1999 Constitution was clear on the issue of succession when an incumbent president is incapacitated.
Buhari made the declaration when he received members of the National Unity Forum in Kaduna who paid him a solidarity visit. He criticized what he described as "extra-constitutional measures", the measures applied by the National Assembly to empower Goodluck Jonathan as Acting President when the constitution already had a solution to the problem.
"Political expediency won't remedy this kind of problem because if the Executive Council of the Federation had acted in accordance with the constitution, by invoking the necessary sections to declare the President incapacitated, we would not have found ourselves in this present situation.
"As you can see, adopting extra-constitutional measures have not addressed the problem. If it had, we would not have been subjected to the raging debates and controversy going on. So, we must go back to the constitution. The Executive Council of the Federation must do the right thing because once we start moving away from the constitution, then we are inviting anarchy,” Buhari added.
Nigerian President Musa Yar’Adua has not been seen in public since November 23rd 2009 and his true state of health has been a subject of national discourse
San Francisco March 2009, (THEWILL)

firstking01:
So, all the millions they pay him every month and the wardrope, house, travelling allowee, what does he do with them...diamond bank nofit try that nonsense with me.

Support your president

Blackfire:
I will quietly go the bank, and discuss with the manager how he or she wants his or her burial done.

Ah!!!! Easy now

megareal:
My bank knows not to even try it.

Is it dt serious?

Kassychuks:
Na madnex?Dem dey craze?

Gentle now... Has it gotten to dt?

Raine80:
Delete it.

Thanks for contributing to Nigeria

ozoebuka1:
I will simply go to the bank and demand that the bank manager should kuku kill me!!!

Haa!

abatisegun:
she go mistakenly reverse the money back. Nonsense

Haa! No contribution to the country from your pocket? PATRIOTISM!!!