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Franchise21:
In 2baba words; Nobody holy pass

Not even on the ground of holiness only. Some chant themselves dirty to depict bigness.

I was wondering of recent why some people on this platform are birth into lies. There are some that manipulate stories and post them. Some speak of a well when they cannot afford a drop... Noble lies

I sometimes wonder how many vaunt on the number of girls they banged when they cannot approach one.

Some vaunt of virginity when they are already slack.

Some vaunt about innocence when they have been disfigured.

Some vaunt of 9hrs intimacy when they can't stay 2mins

Some vaunt of sanctity when they are corrupt.

Some vaunt of no sex when self servicing has defluided them.


Tell us the truth... This is a faceless platform... Say no to noble lies as romancelanders.

I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens"

Funny you... U came from a seemingly positive end to attract a negative comment @ ChimaAdeoye

Send your answers with no e-war..

mjswthrt:
The beauty of Nigeria is tomatoes

Where do you see tomato?

Please my dear e-warriors, I know you are strong and impervious in the use of your lacerating weapons but don't divert this thread to a battle field. We need answers not anger.

Hattchett:
Our unrelenting spirit . Anyone that can survive here can adapt to any situation he/she finds him/herself in anywhere.

Thumbs! On point

youngest85:
The beauty of nigeria is comedy....
Everything is comedy in nigeria, very funny nation!

Really?
But citizens are not smiling

Ginaz:
Politicians and loot

Hmmm... I remain mute

The beauty of CHINA is TECHNOLOGY. The beauty of INDIA is PHARMACY. The beauty of ISRAEL is MILITARY MIGHT. The beauty of GHANA is GOLD. The beauty of BRITIAN is EDUCATION. The beauty of SOUTH AFRICA is DIAMOND. The beauty of LEBANON is CEDAR. The beauty of MALAYSIA is PALM OIL. The beauty of SAUDI ARABIA is TRADE. The beauty of KUWAIT is CRUDE OIL. The beauty of UNITED STATES is AUTHORITY. The beauty of JAPAN is AUTOMOBILE. The beauty of ITALY is TEXTILE. The beauty of CZECH is STEEL. The beauty of GERMANY is MACHINERY. The beauty of ARGENTINA is BEEF. The beauty of INDONESIA is WEARS. The beauty of IRAQ is AMMUNITION. Please...... WHAT IS THE BEAUTY OF NIGERIA?

ojnnaco:
Don't be surprised that even the OP is a smoker

Come and verify then.

Smokers' Nigeria Checker( SNC)

Smoking smokers

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Stipend. [/color]

Won't agree with that o, my guy

iceberylin:
Tip:a relatively small amount of money given for services rendered.. Help get the Cum out hence TIP

U call it a tip too?

ANSWER THIS ONE?: Money has different names !!! In church its called (offering), in school its (fee), in marriage it's called (dowry), in divorce (alimony), when u owe someone its (debt ), when u pay the government (tax), in court (fines), civil servant retirees (pension) boss to workers (salary), master to subordinates (wages), when u borrow from bank (loan), when u offer after a service (tip), to kidnappers (ransom), illegally received in d name of service (bribe). The question is "when a guy gives it to his babe what do we call it?? Answer __________??

Numericals:
What a loss. But what happens to electrical cut out device?

Can't even explain... Sad

fire outbreak on Thursday night destroyed
goods and property worth millions of naira at
Balm of Gilead Specialist Hospital and
Marketing Centre, Ilesa, Osun.
The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports
that the fire which started around 9p.m
lasted for about three hours before it was put
off by firemen and good Samaritans.
Prof. Alexander Owolabi, a Consultant
Gynaecologist at Obafemi Awolowo University
Teaching Hospital Complex, Ile-Ife, who owns
the hospital attributed the fire outbreak to
electrical high voyage.

dailypost.ng/2016/08/12/fire-guts-multi-million-naira-centre-hospital-ilesa/#

From these pics, if these were to be sport, who will take the first spot?

Well.. Not all singles...U would have said matured singles, not all these toddlers that rant as romancelanders

Na this kind thing they kill relationship fast.. Advertising your babe for the highest bidder on her birthday.


Girls and money are like politicians and lies

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Ojizy1:
Nice
just 1million naira in their bank account and they will be making noise

Don't mind them...

3RD RICHEST MAN WARREN BUFFET There was this baffling one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the 3rd Richest man who has Donated $31 billion to charity.* *Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:* 1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late! 2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers 3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha, which he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence. 4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him. 5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company._ 6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEO's only two rules. * Rule number 1: _Do not lose any of your share holder's money. * Rule number 2: _Do not forget rule number 1. 7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch Television. 8. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet. 9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk. His advice to young people: "Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself and *Remember* that: A: Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money. B: Live your lives as simple as you are. C: Don't do what others say, just listen to them, but do what you feel good. D: Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which u feel comfortable. E: Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend,, on them who really in need rather. F: After all it's your life so why give chance to others to rule. The above may not make you Warren Buffet... However it will surely make you more successful and bring you more wisdom.

phazotron:
im 26, and still a virgin because im not yet married and my greatest temptation would be porn and women with big asses walking down the street.

Hmmm...

IHATEPUZZY:
aren't you d one curious?

Go sit down

IHATEPUZZY:
op try the two and see which works
thank me later

I said something is weird... Try that for yourself

Please I saw this somewhere... "sleeping" in what sense? Sleeping of banging or sleeping of bed?

Both of them are weird.. I am confused

m.digitaljournal.com/science/sleeping-with-chickens-protects-you-from-mosquitoes/article/470837#.V55IF-mXRBE.facebook

Welcome.. How many of you in this forum are still virgins and unmarried?

Indicate by raising your hands..

Should we applaud this woman or smite the man?