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chymystique:. Try and be realistic and stop being illogical, change is a process and APC never promised instant success ( when its not instant noodles), even jesus christ did not die until 33 yrs after coming to earth, dat means nothing in this world is immediate, not even salvation. God bless u my sister, In your lifetime u shall see a new nigeria. |
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bettercreature:as in ehn!! i will love to know if he is still active on nairaland, did u also notice that this thread had very sensible posts, fast forward 5 yrs down the line nairaland has turned to a kindergaten centre, lalasticlala pls put this on frontpage. |
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TOO FUNNY NOT TO PASS ON!! How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. Like and Share.
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take time and read the very article you posted OP,reuters is not directly saying baba has failed. |
am sure his mates were laughing at him when he was working hard to get this jacket done, they were busy drinking beer and looking for #20 naira bribe, now they will have to salute him " shun sir!!' for the rest of their days, while he keeps progressing, moral of the story; dont let anyone laugh at your dreams and then you get discouraged, rather, the more they laugh, the more you should prove them wrong. |
so now we need to fortify towards the olympics, congrats D'tigers!!!!! congrats NIGERIAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
did i just hear shakiti bobo as background theme music ![]() |
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That's a very bold move and it makes a lot of sense. |
dominique:ok thanks would be expecting. |
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HungerBAD:my brother, too many half baked analysts on nairaland,that's why instead of the dumbo barcanista researching or consulting experts on international relations, he is busy thinking google can supply all his answers, very dumb guy, only dullards lazy to do research will take him serious or shout that this option of negotiation is a bad one,the world is more complicated than what the ordinary eye sees,that's why I hardly comment on d politics section of nairaland, cos I will sound too complex to majority. |
Flashh:common sense is not common bro. |
This is a masterpiece!!!!!! Time will tell, very soon , metuh would find it hard to defend pdp cos the truth of the rot shall be revealed soon, to all good citizens of nigeria, don't loose hope ,do not let the noise of the rabble rousers drown you, they want to distract you from the real issues on ground, stay focused! Stay strong! Its always darkest before the dawn, a new nigeria is about to be born. #stillteamBuhari. |
This is a masterpiece!!!!!! Time will tell, very soon , metuh would find it hard to defend pdp cos the truth of the rot shall be revealed soon, to all good citizens of nigeria, don't loose hope ,do not let the noise of the rabble rousers drown you, they want to distract you from the real issues on ground, stay focused! Stay strong! Its always darkest before the dawn, a new nigeria is about to be born. #stillteamBuhari. |
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