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iListen:
I feel for Ruth.

The pastor that delivered Mike only wasted his deliverance power....

Yeee!

iListen:
You no see sey na heavy duty parole he dey run?

Heavy duty kwa?? Mama d mama! You suppose dey feature for action role for Hollywood.

All your words are explicit.

Davechuks360:
Thanks @Benblaq.

I joined the choir here in school because of this issue. I'm also in the evangelism crew.


But that girls matter ehn... E get as e be ooo

Having a pack of female friends stabilizes your psychological hormones. Not for sexual activities sha.
Just try

iListen:
I can imagine how lean you must look by now...drained of all useful fluid and proteins

How come I'm just seeing this?
Madam you dey think wide sha..

At home, join your church members to go for evangelism and also share flyers too while inviting people, it helps.
Go to football viewing centre, and join in argument too.
Bros help yourself with any of them.

First of all, I'd advice you try to make as much female friends as you can.
Reason being that, they are the main constituents as to why guys flop in public (your guys na your gees already, na just say you no dey roll with them). When you get up to talk on a good day, you'll feel so free that you'll just be smiling sheepishly, when your babes don cut you eye and you code..chai that feeling!
Or go meet a therapist if you think you can't help yourself.

Money intoxicated! Pride engulfed! Go to hell idiot. Happy Sunday

Lol R.I.P I nede pity them sha

lekonso:
which somebody's name. Does she not have the right to use her father's name?

So you that is using your dads' name, who knows you?

Use your brain and know the type of name I mean. Happy sunday man!.

If I'm not mistaking, this girl is just 20years.
Advantage of having a notable person in your family, see how she is using someones' name to trend.

iListen:

Mama d mama! You didn't go to church?

Them don use this one brain play bet9ja .. You value rubbish pass your family. Na story sha, if not I for say Ruth be one of the brainwashed Chibok girls.

Facebooker:
FUFA why??

Na FIFA oh.. FUFA kor FUFU ni?

I wonder who induced wickedness and hatred into these men.
They feel satisfied at gory sights.
I'm tired of Nigeria.

They are unwise and they are FULANIS.

Let's pray Nigeria is divided sooner than later.

iListen:
Hmmmm...male version of 'use what you have to get what you want'.

Aswear.
reply my PM please

With all the morales and uplifting advices from hearty nairalanders on your other post, you're still not good to go.
PRAYER
DELIVERANCE
REFORM
INTENSIVE MONITORING.
that's all you need.

Mznaett:
Oboi! The match go well die kikikiki

Aswear! Osi don order 1crate of beer.

Mznaett:
God! Whyyyyyyyyyyyy??

GOALLLLL
FT 2-0 Musa! GO GREEN! GO GREEN!!

jtwest:
How many points do we get for possession and passes?
-PRO NL pessimists.

So how many points Iceland get for SOTs?

No peace for the wicked.

But we won in possesion and passes na, why are these NL pessimists not talking about that?

Money has made this dirty, fat, boring, poverty striken afonja manageable to even look at. puah

sweet sweet

Money intoxicated!

Mike! Mike!! Mike!!!
How many times I call you? upon everything you still no get sense.
I'm just feeling for Ruth sha.
Girls can mumu for love sometimes. You don catch am plenty times and you still dey mumu, but why I never see better girl wey go love me na? December 05 will make me 22years on earth, yet no gf. PH girls show some love.

SHARIA LAW people shebi una dey see ??
Forgiveness dey the oga mind, but like they say, a little punishment makes a difference.
Instead of to cut person finger (argh) . Just be like this victims' boss.

NEXT!

Mouth-watering! suspence intrigued!
I don die! Who'll love me like the way Mike is loved?
ph ladies DM oo (no money)
I'm for real

These days it's hard being a Nigerian.

Verbal Abuse

Snake related thread

When she was alive why didn't you point it out to them? but No, you waited until she's gone.
Your hand follow too. Idiot

Seahawk:
A man insane enough to look for a second wife and somehow thinks it’s okay. Such a man would be insane enough to beat a normal wife.

Means many guys are insane

If you're insane enough to reply "YES" to that question, then I'll be glad to present to you the likes of happy polygamous families.