₦airaland Forum

1stCitizen:
Your father unfortunately did not have the same opportunity. Stop patronising with the bolded. You seem ashamed of your imbecilic introduction of "father" into this and want to save face. Shame on you fvcking toilet headed cumsplat.

Try to be a bit creative with your insults. You come out as retar.ded

An insult will only elevate you...
You are worthless

1stCitizen:
Really? you mentioned "wasted sperm" and claim not to insult parents just because you can not handle the destruction I have subjected you .Who wasted his sperm? because I know your father has none.

You are a revulsion, a big suck on a sour limp pri.ck. You have the mentality of wall paper tearing of a dilapidated building.fvcking bestial amalgamation of abominations.

By the time I finish with you will end up killing yourself, Pimple- brained pre-puberty moronic cork-sucker.

I can do this all year round with you but I don't want to make you feel so important in your delusion.
I called you waste of sperm because you are not worth your father's effort put into sexual activity.
An slowpoke would have been more useful as a replacement for you... Infact you are so useless that a hundred of you can't make one slowpoke...
Your dad is a good man that ended up with an idiot as a kid...

Really a waste of sperm...

1stCitizen:
That anal fluid dripping from your leprous father's pile infested anu.s seemed to have found great use in IVF for you.You're a walking vomit. Fvcking spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. Dick brain jerk. Your life is a monument to stupidity.

Really
I won't insult your parents that's even if you have any...
Its only kids without moral upbringing that act like you
Grow up kid
You don't deserve my mention and I refuse to go into dirty mud-slinging with you...
Oya waka
Like I said you don't deserve my mention.
Have a nice day son!

1stCitizen:
A fvcking freak of nature produced by the putrid discharge from the anus of an imbecil.e

Civilized UK citizen wehdone o
You just described yourself.
Never knew you were gay
I even thought I was talking to a normal person.
Oya waka pass
Useless bastard

1stCitizen:
Shad born co.ck head concieved by anal fluid.

Just N50 condom bought by your father would have saved us this conversatiom
You are s fool nigga

JORDAN202:
THEY ARE FROM THE NIGER DELTA.


THERE ARE MUSLIMS IN AUCHI


LEAVE PMB ALONE, HE IS AN OLD MAN THAT NATURALLY WOULD BE EXPECTED TO FALL SICK.


I DID NOT VOTE FOR HIM, BUT I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS HATRED TOWARDS HIM .

You know he is old but he don't know or agree so.
Why contest for a job that you cannot deliver on ?
Is that not selfishness?
Is that not wickedness?

Bros abeg I get headache.
Make we no argue this issue abeg

1stCitizen:
You sure learnt a lesson today. Busybody cunt face twa.t

Waste of sperm

1stCitizen:
You are right on that but when dealing with busybody animals you need to come to their level so the message can be understood.

Okay I understand you now.
So you are a busybody animal...
I refuse to come down to your level
Oya swerve

1stCitizen:
Check your initial comment again. I believe your head has reset itself this time, lazy sapele water intoxicated, wife-led Urhobo man.

For your information, all flatronites have a gene which makes them susceptible to drug dealing. I stand by what I said, I could have helped the lad but he will definitely deal drugs like every flatronite who leaves Nigeria to even closer nations in West Africa.

I though you were civilized since you claim you live in the UK.
But I won't insult you sir.
Carry your wahala and go!

1stCitizen:
So Nigerian politicians have destroyed the education sector so bad that the youth can no longer read and comprehend. smh

Prof please make me understand your point.
You stylishly insulted him by calling him a Igbo and insinuated that he might take to drug dealing in the UK if you adopt and help him...
And here you are saying I don't understand your post.
Sorry sir.
I think you are the one that don't understand what you typed.
Anyways since I am not a perfect human being, I stand corrected.
#Respects.
#I-DontKnowAll

It was your unfounded fear that I addressed.

1stCitizen:
Oh Dear! I like his spirit. I feel like adopting him and bringing him over here to the UK. My only fear is that he might have the flatronite gene for drug dealing abroad.

Poor boy! May God bless his hustle

Your comment is not nice.
So because he is igbo and he ran away from home to hustle, he must have to take to drug dealing right?
That boy is raw gold if properly trained.
He might not be educated or trained currently, but he has all a successful man needs
Guts
Ambition
And the verve to take risk and survive.

And before you call me igbo flatron or whatever, my name Oghenerukevwe.
Decipher it.
#RespectsSir

Joejonah:
Mine was BlackBerry Bold 3, I charge the phone for 18 hours, then the battery run down in 25 minutes. I later sold it to one of my friends, till today the boy don't answer my greetings. I don't know why..

Guy, you just scatter my office with laughter here...
You no try at all o
LoL
If na me be that guy, I go pay Shekau come bomb you o
LoL

10digit:
Hello Nairalander, I was given 10million naira from sales of my parent inheritance and will like to know the best business to invest the money in wisely with high return. your advice will be highly appreciated. thanks

Hello 10digit.
I am not one of those that advocate l will introduce you to a business that will bring lofty returns per day.

I will just kindly tell you what to do for me and for you. Simple.

Get me a Toyota Sienna 2001 - 2005 @ say between 1.3m to 2.5m. Tell me what you want for the car on hire purchase and I will gladly match it within a time frame we will both agree on. For instance you but the car 1.6m, we can agree on between 2.5m to 3.2m over a 7month period.

Agreement involves my lawyer and yours as well as your own terms.

There is serious cash in transportation but we overlook it.
If interested pm drbencarson_o1@yahoo.com and I will send you an already written proposal!
#Blessings!

Cherzoxf:
i only have the van available on hire purchase

Thanks for the response. You are a good man.
Once again thanks again.

Good morning.
Can I get a Honda Shuttle,Toyota Sienna or camry for hire purchase from you.
My name is Orogun Oghenerukevwe Benjamin.

Explorers, you are a blessing!
#Respects

rheether:
Nigeria men aren't to be trusted..

That includes your father!
By the way,who is begging you to trust us?

We are men
We are proud Nigerian men
We deal with strong and sensible women.
We don't deal with weak minded urchins like you!

Now swerve!

Sit him down and try explaining to him that you aint a kid. And of a truth, you are not a kid @27.
Problem is Nigerian parents can be very domineering but you can win them when you put your foot down.
Finish your schooling if you are not don't yet ,get a job and live your life or else, you still be tied to his apron strings.
Ciao!

alphaconde:
apart from giving birth to us, what else did women do

Kids
Imagine a grown ass man saying this shit.
Na wa o

Obasanjo...

Good one
Even small Bahrain just did one over us.
Chai
This is just an average athlete with small motivation from the country's athletics body (Bahrain)...
Not like the ones that the Nigerian athletics body won't train and still expect miracles...

Nice one girl!
Nice one Bahrain.

44 minutes

Boko haram has been technically defeated - PMB 2016

I wonder if its my grandfather's ghost that is carrying out these bombings for the last 2years +... I just wonder.

Anyway,what do I know...
Let me shut up before DSS starts looking for me.

Tell this to those yeye girls that follow yahoo boys, carry leg for dashboard call am enjoyment... I see stupid leGs breaking very soon

henrimoto:
Another Jumoke - Oni breadi in the making.

This will be : Peace Omana - The Ugu Seller.

I dey tell you jare!
But God really created this girl sha

God is wonderful!
What a beauty

koralink:
Ffk should have his head examined. What aspect of the Constitution did Mr President breached by going to London on medical vacation? IFfk and his PDP lackies( Deji Adeyanju and Charlie Boy) should stop being mischievious in playing their opposition politics.Lauretta, during her interview with Channels television said only Mr President or his doctors (through his permission) can disclose the nature of his sickness.
This is an indisputable fact which Femi Fani-Kayode knows but pretends ( as a mischive-maker ) not to know. Mr President will not resign as he has not ran foul of any known provisions of Nigerian Constitution. The earlier Ffk gets this fact into his empty head, the better.

Please can you tell us the exact number of days that PMB has been out of the country and what the constitution stipulates on such absence ?

Can you remind us of what PMB said when Yar'adua was sick and in Saudi Arabia?

Can you honestly tell us what PMB said about medical and educational tourism as regards capital flight?

Can you run a simple google search and tell us how much was spent on Aso Rock clinic?

Please truthfully point out one of the gains of the PMB administration that has had impacts on the masses!

Please no insults just sincere answers!

fastgyal:
I looked into this woman's eyes and I saw pains and withheld tears. This is more reason why we should pay attention to the physically disabled or those with abnormalities. I advocate that these people have a say in our affairs And shouldn't be segregated or made to feel bad. I don't blame the woman, she probably was in love with the man And felt telling him her deep secrets would make him abscond, leaving her heart shattered into pieces. she probably had told her previous partners and it didn't yield anything positive. Please let's show love to people with special disabilities. physical disability doesn't mean mental ability. We are all one and people need to understand that these people didn't choose to be the way they are. things like this make them feel inferior.
if you read my story, you'd learn from me. I'd be 19 by Oct this year, would be in my 400level hopefully by that October. So my dear and to whoever is reading it. I've been using just one eye since my primary school days after I lost the other to an operation gone wrong. it hasn't deterred ME from achieving my dreams. I've got brains and a body that would drive men agog. I don't care about the Stares I receive from people. I've simply learnt to overlook my imperfections. I pray God gives her a husband who'd love her truly.
please nobody should pity me ooo. I just wrote this to inspire others.

You just won my heart!
Keep up the spirit