₦airaland Forum

Easylion3569:
My girlfriend last saw her menstration last month, its been 30 days and 4 day since she last saw it.. So i was wondering why, and i had to visit a chemist who gave me a pregnancy test tools called 'accuracy'..
he told me how to use it, and what the various line display means.
so i called my girl and told her to urinate small on a small cup, followed the instructions and two thick red line showed..
and the chemist said two line is positive..
i'm still schooling i don't kno what to do now.

everything i have worked for, how i have planned my future is now trying to fade away.
i cant even hold my tears

Dude drop your phone number... I wanna talk to you .... Its important please before you make the wrong decisions

She deserves it

Offpointng:
Don't be troubled, it's just bout getting better

I am deeply troubled I no go lie.

My unborn kids
My innocent future wife
Parents being owed gratuity and pensions
Jobless youths
Innocent girls turned prostitutes
Innocent boys turned criminals

And yet the evil bastards in government keep doing worse things


I weep for my nation

God help us

What kind of stupid country is this... Its either the government tries to kill you or bandits or one terrorist or the other...

Bad roads
Poor healthcare
Bad infrastructure

Damn how did it get this bad

I am deeply troubled for my country

Nice look now

uniquetechng:
It's not just an ordinary snake but anaconda, a full grown anaconda would have strangled and killed that caiman.

Bros thank God you said full grown... This one we see here is a bastard that was not taught well at home... This is an earthworm compared to that caiman na

kullozone:
The croc is a lazy asss...

It's even lucky it was near water. Big for nothing croc

No be everybody like chewing gum... Some want real food

That anaconda is a thief and a useless one at that.... How did it expect to swallow that size of croc abi e dey mad ni... Just look at the size difference... The croc just didn't want a wriggly snack or else that useless snake is HISTORY...

We pray these ones form a better Nigeria

These people are not humans... I wonder how they would survive on their own

edoairways:
Not all Nigerians

Bless you bro

Why do we Nigerians make useless things popular... In this time of banditry and harsh economic realities, some people are still concerned with a she-male and his bonking partner... O ma se o... We really in trouble

This is medicine after death... Why give this order now after that investigative journalist David Hudenyin finished them on twitter... How can data as sensitive as people's passport data be placed in the hands of a convicted drug baron and then a viable black market created for the Nigerian passport by the fulanis in power at the Ikoyi passport office...

Make the CG shut up... The mata don dey heat up , Oga wan cover up... Na lie... All of una must be exposed. Rubbish

A friend of mine used it in Benin city... Sadly destroyed in an accident by a reckless hit and run driver. I never really heard him complain about his own

Bros please be careful o

inoki247:
lol abi Yahoo boy's babalawo don dey dial him number no..

Better style... Bastard wey no fit chase politicians but dey disturb boys

mp3ree:
from 1960 till 2021

Seconded

No going back on VAT.... Let the federal government also pay back our VAT contributions from 2016 to 2020... Rubbish.... We go see who go tire

orohbiro:
That saying village people no be play village people are wicked they also followed me to far away ivory coast I didn't kW what was happening until I got my self delivered

Can we talk if you please ... It is important

Na we dey Bleep up

GrandFinale2021:
how did you know?
We never knew na as she appeared as a saint and a mother to all

When she took down those trees that were as old as UNIBEN,I sensed trouble... They come in as saints but leave as devils...

Meteng:
Shebi dem want sharia, why can't they be studying in places like Afghanistan, Pakistan etc?

May God bless you... They should go and study in Syria. God punish them .... You no see as the boy dope.... Islam can never do that for him... Rubbish

This Salami woman is a bastard... I warned that she will be worse than Oshodin, they thought I was joking

All thanks to this useless government... Everything is now upside down...

Truthissupreme:
you must be very stupid

If the CAOS was actually judged on his content and not quota system, he won't even be fit to be my gateman

I belittle a CAOS or he belittled himself to allow bandits invade his army headquarters pick his soldiers like beans and kill them without anyone lossing his job, without any one knowing where the bodies of the soldiers are till date

One cold star for you... You served the idiot hot... Even a fool wants to have an opinion.. Wait hold my beer make I go serve am my own

Leagues way tear my ticket like mad.... Chai

Joysticks:
See Lagos state fighting to collect vat when mc oluomo is the owner of nurtw, extorting money from commercial bus drivers at every park and bus stop.

Lol

Joysticks:
If this VAT controversy that FG and state government are at loggerheads over who should be in charge of collection is to be use for the good of the people I won't be bothered.They will collect it and missappropriate it.What have they being using the ones that they have been collecting to do if not stealing it?

Its easier to fight state government than federal government. Let's win this first and see if Local governments won't take state governments to court to demand for collection of VAT on a local government basis... Restructuring just started and its gonna benefit us...

Hamiltonii:
A Rivers man is an enlightened mind so speak as such. Was the standard of life in RS better n when the FIRS collected VAT for onward distribution to Cows? The money is ours let's get if first.

God bless you.... You just took the words out of my mouth... No mind that goat... And BTW, I don't think he is from Rivers

Swaycater:
I heard a commissioner from Kogi State saying Kogi will not be a party to calls for states to callect VATs, hearing these things sometimes breaks my heart, Why are people Soo daft? Even those in postion of authority who should know the right thing to do, would supporting FG give Yahaya Bello Apc presidential ticket?

Bro they are not daft.... You see those states that are saying they are not part of the judgement of the Federal High Court are those states that are lazy and can't even fend for themselves without subventions from federal government who keep stealing from productive states under the FIRS nonsense.

Now all to his tents and these parasites go hear word.

What does Kofi produce and how much is their IGR and VĀT... This is Yahaya Bello fighting back from here because his money to spend on frivolities will be cut by more than half...

Bros we die here

For those like Wike that have passed the judgement of the high court into law in their states, kudos. However for those currently studying this judgement as if they want to get a first degree, God go punish una las las because anything that will make the people hold them accountable, dem no want .
But as it stands, power is gradually coming to the people because one day local governments will also call for control of the taxes that come from their domain for development of their own land.

You see ehn, Wike fired a bomb and its gonna damage a whole lot of stuff... Las las, na the people go enjoy the groove.

For the North east, you niggas had it a long time coming and if I may suggest, send these almahajiris back to their places so they Starr working there and pay their state government taxes.

Now those useless north east leaders will know that bombs and AK 47 don't pay taxes...

Rubbish

Sirjamo:
All these Turenchi is a waste of time.

The panel have been sitting for like 8 months, and not a single Family of the so called Lekki victims came out to testify that any of their relative was killed.


The fact is, that Lekki scam was meant to destroy Tinubu, reason his properties were targeted for destruction the following morning.


No judge will convict anyone for murder, if there are no dead bodies, no murder weapon and no credible eye witness. That panel is a circus show as long as that Lekki audio massacre is concerned.




I AM DONE TALKING

God will punish you sir... Have you ever heard of the word clean up... Ogbeni shut up so you don't become unfortunate in life... The DSS and the army as well as the federal government can hide anything they don't want you to SEE...