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Jokes Etc › Re: Lola And Clemcy What Are U Doing by benedictac(op): 3:04pm On Jun 18, 2009
SAP
Jokes Etc › Re: Psalms 23 by benedictac(op): 2:52pm On Jun 18, 2009
tatafo, it is not for children
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade Pls Come Back by benedictac(f): 2:46pm On Jun 18, 2009
na wao
Jokes Etc › Re: Lola And Clemcy What Are U Doing by benedictac(op): 2:39pm On Jun 18, 2009
for u
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by benedictac(f): 2:34pm On Jun 18, 2009
see dis one way still drink milik
Jokes Etc › Re: Psalms 23 by benedictac(op): 2:30pm On Jun 18, 2009
u wan deny am again after i catch u
Jokes Etc › Re: Lola And Clemcy What Are U Doing by benedictac(op): 2:25pm On Jun 18, 2009
no food for lazy man
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by benedictac(f): 2:19pm On Jun 18, 2009
these finkins what are u doing

now Clemcy u don wash those plates finis
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade, Lolabbey & Tytylayor At The Bank by benedictac(f): 2:14pm On Jun 18, 2009
in ur damn account in the damn bank
Jokes Etc › Re: Lola And Clemcy What Are U Doing by benedictac(op): 10:32am On Jun 18, 2009
See who i borrow N500.00 last week wey never fit pay back dey talk of paying for overtime

u don pay mama sikirat her N120.00 for the plate of Eba without wey u eat last time?

Gudmonin all
Jokes Etc › Re: Lola And Clemcy What Are U Doing by benedictac(op): 4:55pm On Jun 17, 2009
good for u

gudnite all

no over time
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade Lovily Family by benedictac(f): 3:58pm On Jun 17, 2009
Romade

Jokes Etc › Re: Holy Jokes by benedictac(f): 3:50pm On Jun 17, 2009
Romade if u no get wetin to talk u no go off ya Pentium 1 (1972 model) computer?
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade Pls Come Back by benedictac(f): 3:46pm On Jun 17, 2009
abgaya like u
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by benedictac(op): 3:39pm On Jun 17, 2009
to the one dat cleaned urs?
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade Pls Come Back by benedictac(f): 3:37pm On Jun 17, 2009
teasher oloyinbo
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by benedictac(f): 3:34pm On Jun 17, 2009
joblessness is a disease
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by benedictac(f): 1:28pm On Jun 17, 2009
meaning what
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by benedictac(op): 1:23pm On Jun 17, 2009
mouth odour
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade Pls Come Back by benedictac(f): 1:18pm On Jun 17, 2009
sowwy about that
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by benedictac(op): 1:11pm On Jun 17, 2009
are u searching? what about clemcy
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by benedictac(f): 1:05pm On Jun 17, 2009
i no know say diarrhea dey run for ya mouth

no string attached
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade Pls Come Back by benedictac(f): 12:46pm On Jun 17, 2009
u boat go and meet him there
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by benedictac(f): 12:32pm On Jun 17, 2009
na me ask u how u dey, wey u dey answer me?
Jokes Etc › Re: Lola And Clemcy What Are U Doing by benedictac(op): 12:03pm On Jun 17, 2009
Romade tatafo, u no undastand

she be no dey fit talk b4 now she can talk so tey i even hear her

thank God
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by benedictac(f): 11:58am On Jun 17, 2009
follow follow supporters club
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by benedictac(op): 11:55am On Jun 17, 2009
u dis benben if i start with u, u know now
Jokes Etc › Re: Phone Calls From Hell by benedictac(op): 11:52am On Jun 17, 2009
romade:
God bless Nigeria
AMEN!!!

but it's just a joke no string attached
Jokes Etc › Phone Calls From Hell by benedictac(op): 11:40am On Jun 17, 2009
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Abacha died and all went straight to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there.

She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well devil how much do I owe you for the call?

The devil replied, "Five million dollars"

She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked, "Well,devil how much do I owe you?

The devil replied, "Ten million dollars"

With a smug look on his face, and feeling more important than the English, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Abacha was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call Nigeria too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I wanna talk to the ministers, the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody",

He called Nigeria and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked, "Well, devil how much do I owe you for my long call?

The devil replied "One dollar!".

Abacha is stunned & queries the devil. "One dollarhuh Only one dollar ke??"

The devil replied. "Well, when you make a call from one hell to another hell, we bill it at a local rate".
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Dating Etiquette by benedictac(op): 11:33am On Jun 17, 2009
i am enjoying this fight

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