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Nigerian Women

Yoruba

First date: You take her to an Owambe Party, naturally she does not put on an under wear. You have sex with her standing behind a car in the dark end of the street.

Second date: You meet her in a restaurant just ordering a plate of amala and two kpomo, she sees you and orders for salad, chicken, goat meet, turkey, etc. you go to her house and have sex.

Third date: She is pregnant, but not too sure who is responsible.

Ibo

First date: She tells you about her being the first born of the family, and has twelve others to take care of. She eats and drinks, no sex.

Second date: Her father is very sick and needs some money for urgent treatment. She shows you enough just to entice you.

Third date: She has never tried it before, you are going to be the first person; however, she has two kids at home, so promise you will marry me.

Hausa

First date: Get drunk, eat a lot of suya meat, have sex.

Second date: get drunk, eat meat, and have sex.

Third date: Get drunk, have sex; lets get married.

Rivers State

First date: Where do you work, oil or gas company?, Good, go to club, get drunk, have sex.

Second date: Pay for house rent, assist in setting up business. Play along, then off to her house, good sea food, and more sex.

Third date: Informs you of one or two previous kids she has for two different men, and then the big one; she is pregnant for you, consider marriage or my Ijaw brothers will be after you.

Cross Rivers

First date: Rather you eat at home, makes good delicious Edikankon soup with lots of fishes and meat. Cleans up the house everywhere sparkling even before you are out from the gents. Serves you the food nicely, with a lot of sweet soothing words. Goes to the room, makes the bed and bingo, have sex.

Second date: All your cloths washed, the house swept, moped, and dusted. Water to wash up after a hard days job Food is ready before you can change from your work cloth. Sweet words of praises, and swap; have an exhausting marathon sex.

Third date: Cloths washed, house clean as never before, food is ready and served as if in a restaurant, then another exhausting rounds of sex.

You are the one to now ask, "will you marry me".

Hey

The Lord is my Shephard = That's Relationship

I shall not want = That's supply

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures = that's rest

He leadeth me besides the still waters = That's refreshment

He restoreth my soul = That's healing

He leadeth me in part of righteousness = That's Guidance!

For His name sake = That's Purpose!

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death = That's Testing!

I will fear no evil = That's Protection!

For Thou art with me = That's Faithfulness!

Thy rod and Thy staff they comfort me = That's Discipline!

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies = That's Hope!

Thou annointest my head with oil = That's Consecration!

My cup runneth over = That's Abundance!

Surely goodness & mercy shall follow me all the days of my life = That's Blessing !


And I will dwell in the house of the Lord = That's Security!


Forever = That's Eternity!


Face it, the Lord is crazy about you.

Send this to people you are crazy about.

I thought this was pretty special, just like YOU!!!

What is most valuable,

is not what we have in our lives, but WHO we have in our lives!


I LOVE U ALL