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Politics / Re: Oh God!!! See What Akure Indegenes Are Doing To Ndigbo Ooo!!! (must See) by benega: 3:45pm On Oct 16, 2015
1 love brodas we are one
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan And Caroline Danjuma Do Battle On Instagram by benega: 1:29pm On Oct 16, 2015
GurlFriend:
Cynthia gave a heated and rather lengthy reply to Caroline's opinion, saying she knoweth Daisy Danjuma, wife of Theophilus Danjuma, but Caroline, she knoweth not. Lol

Drama drama...

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Going further, Cynthia contended that actresses have influenced kids negatively.

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source: http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/10/cynthi-morgan-fires-back-at-caroline.html

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 12:35pm On Oct 16, 2015
I've never had a girlfriend, i' m always scared when they say boo

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Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia's Outfit To Chika Ike's African Diva Reality Show (pics) by benega: 8:11am On Oct 16, 2015
when the goat that ravaged your barn asks you to pray for it.

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Romance / Re: Photos : Girl Kills Herself After Boyfriend Dumped Her For Best Friend by benega: 11:27pm On Oct 15, 2015
So wat happens to all that junk in the trunk? Pitiful waste
Romance / Re: How To Beat Your Wife/girl Friend Without Touching Her by benega: 10:31pm On Oct 15, 2015
Nah too time consuming, this fixes things in no time

Education / Re: Top World Records Made By Nigerians by benega: 9:50pm On Oct 15, 2015
Too short
Politics / The Goat That Stole Our Yams by benega: 9:48pm On Oct 15, 2015
when the evil goat that ravaged your barn asks u to pray for it

Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Weeps At Alamieyeseigha’s Family House (Photo) by benega: 9:12pm On Oct 15, 2015
RIP DSP cry

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Politics / Re: Exposed. Why Yorubas Oppose Biafra by benega: 7:58pm On Oct 15, 2015
kaakulator3:
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Politics / Re: Exposed. Why Yorubas Oppose Biafra by benega: 7:55pm On Oct 15, 2015
tundamartin:
We are tired of irrelevant old tales about vanquished biafra! Japan and Germany went through utter destruction and devastation but came back to be numbers 3 and 4 economic powers in the world today. In the big scheme of things in Nigeria, SE is about the 4th zone, which is less than average!
hahaha u are comparing us with with Germany and Japan which is flattering, and as per being the 4th zone, I dont know about that, but what I know is as far as this country is concerned, Igbo's outnumber yourobbers 2 to 1 at least, qouote me anywhere.

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Politics / Re: "For Three Years, I Couldn't Access Minister Of Petroleum " ...Akpabio by benega: 11:38pm On Oct 14, 2015
when the goat that stole your yams ask u to pray for it angry

Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 11:02pm On Oct 14, 2015
She won't let me be, saying am the only man who makes her climax. I made her come, how do I make her go?

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 10:56pm On Oct 14, 2015
Lunacy is the MEDIA'S TAKE when you try to use ur INTEL to SNAP DRAGONS.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Let's Do Chemistry Funny Joke by benega: 10:41pm On Oct 14, 2015
Can bond with infinite number of male atoms

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Nairaland / General / Re: See The Huge Snake Killed In FUPRE by benega: 9:41pm On Oct 14, 2015
Lalasticlala come see ur food
Politics / Re: 14 Remarkable Quotes From Fashola's Ministerial Screening by benega: 9:32pm On Oct 14, 2015
Spoken like the wise man he is
Crime / Re: Gunmen Attack Waripamowei Dudafa's Home (Ex-presidential Aide’s) by benega: 3:55pm On Oct 14, 2015
Kjk
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 10:34am On Oct 14, 2015
Blackeard finally dropped out of school (after many failed attempts) and decided to try out writing puns for a living, when his doctor said he had a punny brain.
Crime / Re: Bank Robbery In FESTAC Town by benega: 10:11am On Oct 14, 2015
kagari:
Na just to they search person up and down dey sabi
my festac buddy, long tym
Romance / Re: PHOTO: What Wrong With This Hot Dog Stand? by benega: 9:29am On Oct 14, 2015
profojah:
Kilode shocked. Una wan break my fasting?.. Pls don't lemme think about any food now until 6pm..

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Crime / Re: More Revelation From The Woman & Her Daughter Killed In Yesterday Festac Robbery by benega: 9:16am On Oct 14, 2015
cry
Politics / Re: Alamiesegha:uk High Commissioner Denies Extradition Request To Buhari by benega: 9:12am On Oct 14, 2015
Hmm
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 8:33am On Oct 14, 2015
What is the flavour of ukwu nwanyi owerri? Never mind I'll find out nabania. Eke40seven u don retire?

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Literature / Re: My Book Of Rants! by benega: 11:05pm On Oct 13, 2015
following
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 10:45pm On Oct 13, 2015
the old man was angry coz the thief deflowered his virgin garden.
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 10:59am On Oct 13, 2015
What do you say to a man who pickpockets a dwarf: how could you stoop so low

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 10:30am On Oct 13, 2015
13 billion!!! Chai deizani get big eye!!!

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 10:15am On Oct 13, 2015
#epic; buhari promised to bring CHANGE quickly and also, heal the nation, he lied. He must be a CON-DOCTOR.

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Romance / Why Do Guys Of This Generation Like Booty So Much?? by benega: 8:43am On Oct 12, 2015
Some fall into pit while looking at it
Some collide with pole
Some must look back when a gal passes, to check it
Some even cause unnecessary traffic on the road because of it.
I've seen some pastors speak in tongues when they see a particularly well shaped one.
In our fascination we have given it many names and codenames: booty, bom-bom, baka, back-yard, to name a few. But why all the fuss guys, is it not normal flesh

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