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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 8:13pm On Aug 30, 2016 |
derenle: I'm not much of a football fan, but I really like amunike. 3 Likes |
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 9:43pm On Aug 29, 2016 |
am a boobs guy now, but back then, i used to love big booty, and chased it back to back. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Hull City Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 27th August 2016 by benega: 7:24pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
man u till buhari converts to christianity 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello & Tania Omotayo In London- Says "Ï Love u" to her by benega: 3:22pm On May 05, 2016 |
Mcheew, mungo-park 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Panama Papers: Adenuga, Andy Uba, 106 Others Named by benega: 3:09pm On May 05, 2016 |
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Politics / Re: Goodness! 806,646 Nigerians Applied For The Police Force In Less Than A Month! by benega: 10:16am On May 05, 2016 |
Buhari why?? |
Business / Re: See What We Are Doing To Ensure We Succeed In Importation In 2016!! Must See by benega: 10:03am On May 05, 2016 |
flowsamuels:nobody be fool, dollar is now 300+ any profit u make in this biz would be negative or at best chicken feed. Everybody is dropping d biz like hot iron. Pls stop decieving people. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Help Concerning My Gf by benega: 6:51pm On May 04, 2016 |
1)ur not spicing up d relationship(a money thing)
or 2) she wants to kpansh kpansh kpansh... |
Phones / Re: MTN Finally Introduces A 3GB Internet Data Plan For Just #300 by benega: 6:28pm On May 04, 2016 |
Mtn na theif |
Culture / Who Has Played The Three Cards Momey Doubler Game by benega: 6:23pm On May 04, 2016 |
The game is quite common around the country, you find it set up by its organizers in places with pedestrial traffic, it is run mainly by our hausa brothers (though other tribes are not exempted). The rules are simple enough: 3 playing cards on the table, the handler reueals to you the color underneath the cards: two red and one black, and tells you "no choose red, red na danger, if u choose black you don chop". He overturns the cards and proceeds to rearange them: swapping their positions repeatedly but slowly enough that a kid can easily keep track of the winning black card. He then asks you to pick.choosing Red means u lose ur money, while black means ur money is doubled(they even encourage you stake up to 10k!!). Easy money right? Wrong. D game is practically unwinnable. If you pick 16 times, it would all be red. As a scientist am really curious how this is posible |
Business / Re: See What We Are Doing To Ensure We Succeed In Importation In 2016!! Must See by benega: 5:13pm On May 04, 2016 |
computerboy:oh boy d only money remaining in mini importation biz is in selling guides and handbook such as this. Hence op agressive marketing. 4 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Re: Seun The Dictator by benega: 8:31am On May 04, 2016 |
I want to be d next seun. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Oba’s Death: Edo Government Declares 5 Days Mourning by benega: 8:27am On May 04, 2016 |
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Celebrities / Re: Olukayode Salako: TeeBillz Is An Irresponsible Married Man by benega: 8:22am On May 04, 2016 |
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Crime / Re: Nigerian Army Kill 2 Notorious Cattle Rustlers,arrest 5 Wanted Bandits (PICS) by benega: 7:59pm On May 03, 2016 |
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Education / Re: Redeployment Letter From Corper With "Spiritual Attack" - 'Aljanu'(photo) by benega: 6:37pm On May 03, 2016 |
Abokii na Abokii 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Nigeria Women Reveals Reason For Not Enjoying Sex With Men With Big Penis by benega: 6:13pm On May 03, 2016 |
Proudly a big guy. |
Romance / Re: How I Banged My First Bank Marketer by benega: 5:43pm On May 03, 2016 |
Organs:hahaha when they were doing me wye, and i was running to vaseline for succor, no one consoled me. Now am enjoying small. U wan kil my vibe. Park well 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Xerona Duke Celebrates 26th Birthday by benega: 5:32pm On May 03, 2016 |
Samakus:leave am for me, i like her like that 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: How I Banged My First Bank Marketer by benega: 5:00pm On May 03, 2016 |
PROPOSAL FOR THE INSTALLATION OF ONLINE SCHOOL PORTAL /SCHOOL MANAGEMENT SYSTEM What we have to offer is an online system that provides some very useful functionality to secondary schools willing to embrace the current digital revolution. on the system, parents are able view their children’s test results in all their respective subjects as soon as they are taken, and at the end of the term, their wards results and class position are neatly displayed for them online for viewing and printing; eliminating any possibility of result doctoring. For the school admin, the system provides a useful tool for confirming school fees payment, with an easy way to access both owing, and paid students. The students themselves are not left out as on the platform they enjoy access to CBT practice questions in their respective subjects. A listing of the systems features can be seen in the attached page. PRICING We charge #30 000 as the initial installation fee of the system and training on the usage. The installation process will take about 3days to complete after which the system will be live. Subsequently we will charge on a termly basis at the rate of #200 per student on the system for an open system or #270 per student if you would prefer scratch cards to be printed for result checking. Our company Bluecrystal tech. also engages in website design and general computer services, including hardware repairs. |
Sports / Re: Leicester City's BPL Triumph: 5 Life Lessons To Be Learned by benega: 2:14pm On May 03, 2016 |
721 road j close, house 2A festac, lagos. TEL: 07018111624 SCHOOL MANAGEMENT / RESULT CHECKING PORTAL We provide an online based system that is designed to simplify many aspects of the school running process. It grants guardians real-time knowledge of their ward’s performance through access to CAT scores, as they are released. At the terms end, the system computes the result of each student, alongside his/her class position, and displays it for viewing or printing. Included on the platform are many other features that benefit all parties involved in the school system. The features are as follows. KEY FEATURES Online database for students Access of guardians to ward’s CAT scores Access of guardians to important school information (term schedule, notices etc…) Online fees payment solution Online result computation and checking Admin and staff level of access Online based CBT practice exercises for the students in all offered subjects Easy to use Compatible with mobile devices 24/7 support 3 Likes
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Romance / Re: How I Banged My First Bank Marketer by benega: 11:54am On May 03, 2016 |
amzee: SAINTSAMURAI: amzee:the diffrence my young rambos lies in the quallty of the girls, and more importantly in the fact that while yours were lucky accidents, mine can be repeated everyday if i so please kapish?, 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: How I Banged My First Bank Marketer by benega: 11:25am On May 03, 2016 |
SAINTSAMURAI:ha ha u had 2 beg 4 3 weeks, bro go make urself some money sit back and watch as u turn into a chick magnet 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: How I Banged My First Bank Marketer by benega: 11:23am On May 03, 2016 |
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Romance / Re: How I Banged My First Bank Marketer by benega: 11:19am On May 03, 2016 |
KashyBaby:will u give me if i ask nicely |
Romance / How I Banged My First Bank Marketer by benega: 11:04am On May 03, 2016 |
Got to know her through a female friend of mine, she wasted no time in collecting my contact when she observed that the young enterprenuer was doing really well for himself. She called later and after a breif small talk, proceeded to complain about her marketing job in xyz bank. Something, something "monthly quota" bla bla "wicked boss" yada yada "layoff staff". She finally asked if i could help by making a deposit through her. No problem i said, come over to my place lets discuss "intrest rates". Surely enough the chick came by my place later that day. As i let her in through the front door, i had a good look at her for the first time. she looked very early in her 20s, her hair was well made and fresh, her face was a beauty to behold and carried a look of innocence, her skin was fair and flawless, her bum was really pushing out in the little black dress and pointed a few degrees upwards she reminded me of those mangos sold in the north: ripe and incredibly juicy. Wow, i said to myself "the banks sure know how to pick em'. Tears threatened to form in my eyes when my mind drifted a coupla monts back: those days of being a broke niggah. Girls used to show me wye, and i was a fully regestered member of the vaseline crew. I pushed the sad thoughts away from my mind and brought it back to the present and to the kingsmeal before it. Licking my lips to the hypnotic bounce of her full azz as she walked to the living room' i imagined all sorts of things ill be doing to her in bed, she must sweat for the money, i joked to myself. And sweat she did. 1 Like 1 Share
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Officially The Champions Of England by benega: 12:12am On May 03, 2016 |
shamecurls:i had nearly clicked the like button then suddenly my ediatic memory flashed the image of a post u made earlier. Smh attention seeker extraodinaire shamecurls: 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Enock Ruberangaba Sebineza Masturbating In His Office (Photos) by benega: 10:56pm On May 02, 2016 |
At least its better than our polititians that feast on virgins on a daily basis 6 Likes |
Properties / Re: Abuja: Many Houses, No Tenants • Changing Face Of A Federal Capital by benega: 10:20pm On May 02, 2016 |
Yeah yeah i can see some abandoned houses from over here in my maitama penthouse, but its none of my business. Strolles back to the jacuzzi... 10 Likes |
Phones / Re: unbelievable see new Unlimited Things You Can Do On Your Android updated by benega: 8:22pm On May 02, 2016 |
newlyhere:just 1 question. Which mb will u be using to upload such heavy files? |
Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Invade UNN Campus by benega: 4:38pm On May 02, 2016 |
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