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Oliseh what havr you done

Warning using cheap beers such as life.....etc is at your own risk

That's why you left your husband ba? To return to your former 'business'? Clap for yourself.

all theatrics. we all know know nothing is gonna stop amechi

that's a gud one

sauce or adonbeliveit

1.16missed calls?you killed my battery,so u are
capable of killing me....It's Over!!
2.How come mosquito is biting me and not biting
you?I smell a conspiracy...It's Over!!
3.You don't even respect me,I'm talking and you
are busy breathing?...It's Over!!
4.So now u are drinking coke that has another
man's name on it,better go and find him because
it's Over between us!!
5.So beyonce "drunk in love"is ur callertune abi?I
can't trust alcoholics with my future kids...It's
Over!!
6.They are shouting "birdflu"and you are still
cooking chicken?you want to kill me?...It's Over!!
7.I called you and you picked up immediately.you
lack patience,I can't date someone who is not
patient..so It's Over!
8.Why are u using broom to sweep my bedroom
when you know that I support PDP...It's Over!!
9.You always abbreviating your texts,you want our
children to be short abi?..It's Over!!
10.I told you I loved my food hot but you refused to
warm my Ice cream,you don't care about me...It's
Over!!
11.You don't pay ur tithe,if you can cheat on
God,then who am I?PARK UR THINGS..
Add yours if you can

KashyBaby:
This lady shud learn something...
This is why most of us women are confused coz we usually mixxxed the s*x with feelings tat it shudnt be there...we always tot tat when a man caressing us,we tot he has a feelings for us..most women wud tot there's connections and forgot that everything is juz all abt s*x..
Smh seems most women never learned.

see the types of English you speeks. you are not shame with your self. as big as you be.

haha

when you found out the hard way that the woman you married is stronger than you, but it's already too late.....

free Vaseline and soap provided. enjoy yourselves.

don't be deceived its not out yet

pls take it easy, don't drink sniper, remember there are many fish in the sea, be a man , don't disgrace your manhood

ipain:
I have been trying to subscribe to MTN data plans and non seem to have been working for some weeks now.

I have tried this with 3 MTN lines and non worked.

Is anyone experiencing same? How have you been doing it? Please help.

where do u stay, I stay in abj and I experience this. just dial *131# and follow the interface

wow

Israel will always triumph over all foes because of Yahweh's hand.

op may they not come knocking in your moment of weakness/need Amen.

Caspian22:
I hv been usin asha 4 3yrs naw.. And evryone has been complainin abt hw backwards i am. So one my relatives just called me yesterday that she has gottn me an infinix hot 2. I have read d specs and i understand a few things. I'm nt a fan of smartphones. I saw the battery capacity 2200mAh. I just want a good fone that has strng battery power that can browse very well and watch vids. Does infinix hot 2 offer all these? Or is there any challenge i'll face as a smartfone newbie? Help pls

bro nothing to fear ,welcome 2 d club, just don't expect long battery life

she said to me take it easy, if u burst my balls, I'll burst yours!!!

sounds very much like naija. truth is bitter

sats:
mstechy did unboxing of phantom 5 where were u? otukpo?

be wise

Tecno flagship has been out for weeks and no one seems to want to do a review. Have Nigerians all around decided to boycott the new release in protest of its ridiculous price? I think so.
Looks like its gonna be another run of poor sales *sighs* tecno never learns.
#dontbegreedynexttime
#alwaysknowyourplace

Lol disgrace to (his own) manhood

d guy is high on punanny

ediot

youthful exuberance at its peak, ixlt would soon decline tho