Have you noticed that the screens of most of these high end phones that claim gorilla glass especially with our Asian phone manufacturers e.g infinix shatter on slightest impact with ground whereas the lower end models with "monkey" screen never seem to break? It is clearly a technique to keep us spending money. Thank God i discovered this early and curbed my appetite for 5.5" phones (mainly by killing my game addiction). Now I've been happily flexing my 13k lenovo y3 4 months despite countless falls, even a 4 storey drop. Life is sweet

Gee

IamLEGEND1:
moral of the thread?

how about don't judge a book by its cover?

tpiar:
As you transformed your personality temporarily to woo her, she also transformed her own to woo you.

so, how is it news?

You should be happy you've met your soul mate.

OK u definitely didn't ge t the story. Feel free to read again tho

Indocid should do the trick, thank me later

valmunich:
I believe you

yea bro my undergrad days filled with adventure

Jollyjoy:
Lollllll....story!!

true story dear but why u say so?

got this church girl I've been trying to woo 4 a while now she seems so decent and righteous that I had to temporarily transform my personality to increase my chances(church boi tins ) recently when I entered her room to borrow her devotional I was shocked @the sight I met. A miley sirus song was playing quite loudly from the adjacent room and The 'good girl' was engrossed in a vigorous session of zip damaging twerking. The show was really enticing cuz trust me the gal got the toolz. I watched her for a good while then cleared ma throat loudly. She turned around with shock. I flashed her a knowing smile that also communicated my not so holy nature. She knew the game was up and smiled too while she called me over With her index finger. I can't categorically say what happened next but rest assured it wasn't bible study.

Geez see dat guy on the extreme left his thing is defying gravity................................................ Bad girls must surely look.

PPAngel:
Allah loves blood

Just today close to 400 muslims were sacrificed to Allah in mecca.

but how many did tb Joshua sacrifice that time?

Do you know that the human penis has a mind of its own

Even god won't blame you if you do anything rash

They were in search of a better life, hope they found it rip brave ones

Hope you warn your customers that he that lives in a glass house should not throw stones

But u are the one who who made him take you to cinema to watch 50 shades of gray. What did u expect dear

Op u just got my weak point...just when I was repenting from bad things....please anyone with Vaseline here? I need it 4 hammatan...winks.

Relegates banks to the floor while he and dija enjoy each other personal space on the cozy couch... Tell tale signs.

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Dis guy shld be renamed goodluck. Dunno how he fools these big clubs

OK

Nice flicks.

Natural my ass, no pun intended

Wetin concern mikel with hatrick
Wetin concern terry g with Celine dion
Add yours...

Lols

naijaboiy:
Mtchew!

If not because they are stars,,they no fine reach me na

mhceeew this attention seeking dude again. Oga u no dey tire

Do ugly people see themselves as being beautiful or handsome? Just curious, what do you guys think?

Chai, blacks and their wahala. Imagine people killing their brothers over something senseless. Meanwhile look at messi the god of soccer and arguably the most valueable human alive allowing an unknown creature take pics with him, even touching him personally. Chai what humility. We really have a long way to go i swear.

evegran:



You guys didn't have to comment.
Put yourself in his shoes, for some people-they need parents to direct their lives well enough to give it a meaning. For others, they give their lives a meaning by themselves.

Show some sympathy.

see as your face be like grinding machine. It seems ur high

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For the love of ftc