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Romance › Re: How I Banged My First Bank Marketer by benega(op): 11:25am On May 03, 2016

SAINTSAMURAI:
Its not new. in school i once slept with a female marketer that came to our department to tell us about gtb bank stuff and dat we shud open account 4 free. i followed her outside talk to her, collected her numba, we became close friends. three weeks later i slept with her in house bcaus she was staying alone. so n o big deal.

ha ha u had 2 beg 4 3 weeks, bro go make urself some money sit back and watch as u turn into a chick magnet

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Romance › Re: How I Banged My First Bank Marketer by benega(op): 11:23am On May 03, 2016

SAINTSAMURAI:
Its not new. in school i once slept with a female marketer that came to our department to tell us about gtb bank stuff and dat we shud open account 4 free. i followed her outside talk to her, collected her numba, we became close friends. three weeks later i slept with her in house bcaus she was staying alone. so no big deal.

Romance › Re: How I Banged My First Bank Marketer by benega(op): 11:19am On May 03, 2016

KashyBaby:
When we're talking about sex..there's nothing unusual about it...
Sex is Sex and that's it..u cum, she cum and so what?

will u give me if i ask nicely

Romance › How I Banged My First Bank Marketer by benega(op): 11:04am On May 03, 2016

Got to know her through a female friend of mine, she wasted no time in collecting my contact when she observed that the young enterprenuer was doing really well for himself. She called later and after a breif small talk, proceeded to complain about her marketing job in xyz bank. Something, something "monthly quota" bla bla "wicked boss" yada yada "layoff staff". She finally asked if i could help by making a deposit through her. No problem i said, come over to my place lets discuss "intrest rates". Surely enough the chick came by my place later that day. As i let her in through the front door, i had a good look at her for the first time. she looked very early in her 20s, her hair was well made and fresh, her face was a beauty to behold and carried a look of innocence, her skin was fair and flawless, her bum was really pushing out in the little black dress and pointed a few degrees upwards grin

she reminded me of those mangos sold in the north: ripe and incredibly juicy. Wow, i said to myself "the banks sure know how to pick em'. Tears threatened to form in my eyes when my mind drifted a coupla monts back: those days of being a broke niggah. Girls used to show me wye, and i was a fully regestered member of the vaseline crew. I pushed the sad thoughts away from my mind and brought it back to the present and to the kingsmeal before it. Licking my lips to the hypnotic bounce of her full azz as she walked to the living room' i imagined all sorts of things ill be doing to her in bed, she must sweat for the money, i joked to myself. And sweat she did.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Officially The Champions Of England by benega: 12:12am On May 03, 2016

shamecurls:
Been supporting club since 1994 and today, It finally pays-off

Stand up for the champions!!!

i had nearly clicked the like button then suddenly my ediatic memory flashed the image of a post u made earlier. Smh attention seeker extraodinaire

shamecurls:
Manchester City must lose today 3-0 #TeamChelsea

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Enock Ruberangaba Sebineza Masturbating In His Office (Photos) by benega: 10:56pm On May 02, 2016

At least its better than our polititians that feast on virgins on a daily basis

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Properties › Re: Abuja: Many Houses, No Tenants • Changing Face Of A Federal Capital by benega: 10:20pm On May 02, 2016*

Yeah yeah i can see some abandoned houses from over here in my maitama penthouse, but its none of my business. Strolles back to the jacuzzi...

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Phones › Re: unbelievable see new Unlimited Things You Can Do On Your Android updated by benega: 8:22pm On May 02, 2016

newlyhere:
Ask me anything you want to know and I will show you how to get it I'm one of the good guys here

just 1 question. Which mb will u be using to upload such heavy files?

Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Invade UNN Campus by benega: 4:38pm On May 02, 2016

Politics › Re: Igbo Group Visits Victims Of Uzo-Uwani Enugu Massacre In Hospital (Pics) by benega: 9:35pm On May 01, 2016

Romance › Re: Male Attributes That Attract Naija Chicks The Most.. Number 1 Will Amaze by benega(op): 11:23am On May 01, 2016

hungryboy:
your account is too low for this call,
Please recharge as soon as possible or dial *606# to borrow airtime and try again .

a bad guy!!!

Romance › Re: Male Attributes That Attract Naija Chicks The Most.. Number 1 Will Amaze by benega(op): 11:15am On May 01, 2016

hungryboy:
i see,
I fit manage get number 1 to 4,
Number 5 is not available at the moment, please try again later.

ur account is not sufficient 4 dis call try again later grin

Celebrities › Re: Freeze Regrets His Open Letter To Tiwa Savage by benega: 11:11am On May 01, 2016

Everybody hitching a ride on this free publicity train.

Romance › Male Attributes That Attract Naija Chicks The Most.. Number 1 Will Amaze by benega(op): 10:49am On May 01, 2016

1) money
2) swag/packaging
3) confdence/pride
4) cuteness/looks
5) romantic guy grin

6) height/physique
7) book smarts
cool

church guy

how corect is d ranking?

Politics › Re: The Coup Speech That Overthrew Buhari On August 27, 1985… by benega: 10:07am On May 01, 2016

De ja vu, can u feel it?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Stop Pasting Linda Ikeji Blog On Nairaland by benega: 9:45am On May 01, 2016

D average nigerian is a sucker 4 gossip and controversy of the brand linda and her coleagues offer in abundance. Take that away from nland and watch her followership dwindle. In seun's words "sorry, cant be done".

Politics › Re: No One Can Stop Us From Grazing In The South — Fulani Herdsmen by benega: 8:34am On May 01, 2016

Romance › Attributes That Attract Naija Babes The Most (in Correct Order) by benega(op): 9:28pm On Apr 30, 2016

1 money 2 swag/confidence 3 sweet_mouth\romanticness grin

4 cuteness 5 height/physique 6 book smarts 7 church guy 8 ruggedness, karidne$s, galantness etc
how acurate is my list

Webmasters › Who Can Solve This Php Delima? by benega(op): 12:33pm On Apr 27, 2016

Gurus in d house pls how can i create a web page on my server from operatins of another page online. Kinda what happens when we create topics on nland and the topic page gets saved for future access

Celebrities › Re: 'Waist Trainer' Toyin Aimakhu's Fans Roast Her (pics) by benega: 12:15pm On Apr 27, 2016

vizkiz:
she suppose to dey wear cloth but na the cloth dey wear her. I can't even notice the hour glass figure in here
Instead of figure 8 I am seeing a woman whose boobs have shifted away from its sockets (probably due to excess squeezing from hungry bastardds)

Scroll back up and look at her hips, did you notice the shift In equilibrium? (economics students will understand this better)

See as she be like****make I no just talk anything...

I swear I am going to deactivate my account if this gets to frontpage

so i guess in a short while. The moniker attached to your above post will change to Nobody?

Science/Technology › Re: Mark Zuckerberg To Take 2 Months Paternity Leave When Daughter Arrives by benega: 8:10pm On Nov 21, 2015

Well deserved

Jokes Etc › Re: Picture U Tell Mum U Bought Iphone6 For 25k & She Gives U Money To Buy Her One by benega: 7:55pm On Nov 21, 2015

Haha as a shrp guy na 2 purchase chinko be DAT.

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Celebrities › Re: 3-time Zimbabwe’s Ugliest Man Dethroned, Cries Foul Play by benega: 7:42pm On Nov 21, 2015

Chai , mini good oh, se as the second dude resemble our timaya back in the day.

Politics › Re: A Clarion Call To All Biafran by benega: 4:21pm On Nov 21, 2015

Culture › Edo Are 99% Theives, Sorry To Say by benega(op): 4:16pm On Nov 21, 2015

I'm not one to hurriedly stereotype a tribe, but when faced with overwhelming evidence, one must call a spade a spade. this incident am about to share was the the final straw that made me see the aforementioned people for what they really are. the incident happened a while back, one of my long, night, cross-state trips taken via these common hiace commercial buses. on getting to a place called okene in Edo state we observed a commercial bus similar to ours involved in an accident and had toppled. the bus being of the same company as ours, the driver had to stop and see what assistance he could render. I being a naturally curious fella also got down to have a look. as I approached the scene of the accident, I noticed a good number of locals approaching the overturned bus fairly quickly. in my mind I was commending their good Samaritan spirit but how wrong I was. in a flash the locals had descended upon the fallen vehicle and began grabbing any item they could lay their hand on, and whisking them away. a pregnant woman nimbly mounts half bag of rice on her head and darts for the trees young boys deftly snatch bags from shattered windows, laughing young men work shoes and snatch chains off the bodies of semi conscious accident survivors. I was shell shocked. it took the confrontation of passengers of both my bus and second bus that also stopped to discourage the looters who had by then taken almost everything. I never knew theiving could be practiced on a communal level, Edo I hail una.

Technology Market › Re: Cheapest Price Ever On Sparkling London Used Hp Dm4 Core I3 Beast Laptop Bundle by benega: 2:20pm On Nov 21, 2015

My bro u get cheaper systems

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 1:48pm On Nov 21, 2015

Bro, you say ur job requires u to be awake at odd hours, which craft?

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 1:46pm On Nov 21, 2015

Eke40seven:
After eating a plate of NKWOBI (Goat head delicacy) and a bottle of BEER... A few minutes later after staggering to the road, an Igbo man called my attention and said "BIA (come), this GOAT",
my mind raced back to what my doctor said,
"YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT"

nice one , good to see that the pros are no longer just watching punnography, they are back to punnicating!!!

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Crime › Re: Woman Reportedly Butchered To Death By Her Husband's Brothers...-graphic Photos by benega: 7:29pm On Nov 20, 2015

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