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Crime › Re: I Defraud My Victim Through ‘come And Marry’ Method: Islamic Cleric (pic) by benega: 4:38pm On Sep 04, 2016
wow, abokii sef don dey do 419, change indeed!!
Romance › Re: 15 Pictures Elucidating Lalasticlala... by benega: 4:35pm On Sep 04, 2016
issorite
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 1:05pm On Sep 04, 2016
whenever i return from a long trip, my wife is very eager for me to fill her in.
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Celebrities › Re: Emmanuel Emenike Proposes To Iheoma Nnadi (Photos) by benega:
gud 4 him, but d way the dude is blowing money fast, he could go broke after retirement. and then his beauty queen would jump ship grin
Celebrities › Re: New Movie On Mark Zuckerberg's Visit Is Out Already by benega: 7:26pm On Sep 03, 2016
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Politics › Re: Zuckerberg Presents Facebook Drone To Buhari (photos) by benega:
guys check out our vp

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 2:42pm On Sep 02, 2016
guys keep the puns coming. heres one for the road
she used to love her boyfriends romantic gestures, now he just bores her.
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Christianity Etc › Real Reason Why Nigeria Many Eminent Foreign Visitors This Past Days by benega(op): 7:19pm On Aug 31, 2016
could the unexpected visits of mark Zuckerberg, jidenna, Mike murduck, and others be somehow connected with the natural phenomenon set to uccor on the 1st of September? also, our august visitors (pun intended ) also seem to be concentrated around the lagos axis (the point where the eclipse first appears). could spiritual power be the real motive here. guys what do u think

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 8:15am On Aug 31, 2016
Muhammad could not come into zaria because of too much go slow.
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 8:13pm On Aug 30, 2016
derenle: I'm not much of a football fan, but I really like amunike.
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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by benega: 9:43pm On Aug 29, 2016
am a boobs guy now, but back then, i used to love big booty, and chased it back to back.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Hull City Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 27th August 2016 by benega: 7:24pm On Aug 27, 2016
man u till buhari converts to christianity
Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello & Tania Omotayo In London- Says "Ï Love u" to her by benega: 3:22pm On May 05, 2016
Mcheew, mungo-park
Politics › Re: Panama Papers: Adenuga, Andy Uba, 106 Others Named by benega: 3:09pm On May 05, 2016
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Politics › Re: Goodness! 806,646 Nigerians Applied For The Police Force In Less Than A Month! by benega: 10:16am On May 05, 2016
Buhari why??
Business › Re: See What We Are Doing To Ensure We Succeed In Importation In 2016!! Must See by benega: 10:03am On May 05, 2016
flowsamuels:
shut up if you don't have anything reasonable to say... people like Bello have been importing before Nairaland gurus like YMODULUS even learnt how to import a pin... give respect to whom its due.

I know what I am saying binsh... and for the records... some of us still makes 700k profit monthly from importation.

Bye
nobody be fool, dollar is now 300+ any profit u make in this biz would be negative or at best chicken feed. Everybody is dropping d biz like hot iron. Pls stop decieving people.
Romance › Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Help Concerning My Gf by benega: 6:51pm On May 04, 2016
1)ur not spicing up d relationship(a money thing) or
2) she wants to kpansh kpansh kpansh...
Phones › Re: MTN Finally Introduces A 3GB Internet Data Plan For Just #300 by benega: 6:28pm On May 04, 2016
Mtn na theif
Culture › Who Has Played The Three Cards Momey Doubler Game by benega(op): 6:23pm On May 04, 2016
The game is quite common around the country, you find it set up by its organizers in places with pedestrial traffic, it is run mainly by our hausa brothers (though other tribes are not exempted). The rules are simple enough: 3 playing cards on the table, the handler reueals to you the color underneath the cards: two red and one black, and tells you "no choose red, red na danger, if u choose black you don chop". He overturns the cards and proceeds to rearange them: swapping their positions repeatedly but slowly enough that a kid can easily keep track of the winning black card. He then asks you to pick.choosing Red means u lose ur money, while black means ur money is doubled(they even encourage you stake up to 10k!!). Easy money right? Wrong. D game is practically unwinnable. If you pick 16 times, it would all be red. As a scientist am really curious how this is posiblehuh
Business › Re: See What We Are Doing To Ensure We Succeed In Importation In 2016!! Must See by benega: 5:13pm On May 04, 2016
computerboy:
You didn't answer my question above. also i observed you used 160 as exchange rate in your website when dollar is almost 300. Why is that? or are you going to show how us to get dollars for 160?
oh boy d only money remaining in mini importation biz is in selling guides and handbook such as this. Hence op agressive marketing.
Nairaland General › Re: Re: Seun The Dictator by benega: 8:31am On May 04, 2016
I want to be d next seun.
Nairaland General › Re: Oba’s Death: Edo Government Declares 5 Days Mourning by benega: 8:27am On May 04, 2016
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Celebrities › Re: Olukayode Salako: TeeBillz Is An Irresponsible Married Man by benega: 8:22am On May 04, 2016
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Crime › Re: Nigerian Army Kill 2 Notorious Cattle Rustlers,arrest 5 Wanted Bandits (PICS) by benega: 7:59pm On May 03, 2016
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Education › Re: Redeployment Letter From Corper With "Spiritual Attack" - 'Aljanu'(photo) by benega: 6:37pm On May 03, 2016
Abokii na Abokii
Romance › Re: Nigeria Women Reveals Reason For Not Enjoying Sex With Men With Big Penis by benega: 6:13pm On May 03, 2016
Proudly a big guy.
Romance › Re: How I Banged My First Bank Marketer by benega(op): 5:43pm On May 03, 2016
Organs:
Unfortunate - What comes around goes around. Too bad, you thought you had fun but you actually took advantage of her and her predicament with the =N= God blessed you with. Payback time from God Almighty is coming bro, so better be ready.......
hahaha when they were doing me wye, and i was running to vaseline for succor, no one consoled me. Now am enjoying small. U wan kil my vibe. Park well
Politics › Re: Xerona Duke Celebrates 26th Birthday by benega: 5:32pm On May 03, 2016
Samakus:
I expected to see a damsel but saw an averagely beautiful light-skinned girl .


Her father was once the most handsome governor in Nigeria. #disappointed#
leave am for me, i like her like that
Romance › Re: How I Banged My First Bank Marketer by benega(op):
PROPOSAL FOR THE INSTALLATION OF ONLINE SCHOOL PORTAL /SCHOOL MANAGEMENT SYSTEM
What we have to offer is an online system that provides some very useful functionality to secondary schools willing to embrace the current digital revolution. on the system, parents are able view their children’s test results in all their respective subjects as soon as they are taken, and at the end of the term, their wards results and class position are neatly displayed for them online for viewing and printing; eliminating any possibility of result doctoring. For the school admin, the system provides a useful tool for confirming school fees payment, with an easy way to access both owing, and paid students. The students themselves are not left out as on the platform they enjoy access to CBT practice questions in their respective subjects. A listing of the systems features can be seen in the attached page.

PRICING
We charge #30 000 as the initial installation fee of the system and training on the usage. The installation process will take about 3days to complete after which the system will be live.
Subsequently we will charge on a termly basis at the rate of #200 per student on the system for an open system or #270 per student if you would prefer scratch cards to be printed for result checking.

Our company Bluecrystal tech. also engages in website design and general computer services, including hardware repairs.
Sports › Re: Leicester City's BPL Triumph: 5 Life Lessons To Be Learned by benega:
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TEL: 07018111624



SCHOOL MANAGEMENT / RESULT CHECKING PORTAL
We provide an online based system that is designed to simplify many aspects of the school running process. It grants guardians real-time knowledge of their ward’s performance through access to CAT scores, as they are released. At the terms end, the system computes the result of each student, alongside his/her class position, and displays it for viewing or printing. Included on the platform are many other features that benefit all parties involved in the school system. The features are as follows.
KEY FEATURES
 Online database for students
 Access of guardians to ward’s CAT scores
 Access of guardians to important school information (term schedule, notices etc…)
 Online fees payment solution
 Online result computation and checking
 Admin and staff level of access
 Online based CBT practice exercises for the students in all offered subjects
 Easy to use
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 24/7 support

Romance › Re: How I Banged My First Bank Marketer by benega(op): 11:54am On May 03, 2016
amzee:
Whats the big deal in it?
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I bleeped my female lecturer when I was in year 1 in the Uni.
SAINTSAMURAI:
Did i say i beg her 4 three weeks? i was in school, and it was afta exams dat i got d chance in visiting her to sleep over.
amzee:
Whats the big deal in it?
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I bleeped my female lecturer when I was in year 1 in the Uni.
the diffrence my young rambos lies in the quallty of the girls, and more importantly in the fact that while yours were lucky accidents, mine can be repeated everyday if i so please kapish?,

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