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a bad guy!!!

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Everybody hitching a ride on this free publicity train.

1) money
2) swag/packaging
3) confdence/pride
4) cuteness/looks
5) romantic guy
6) height/physique
7) book smarts
church guy

how corect is d ranking?

De ja vu, can u feel it?

D average nigerian is a sucker 4 gossip and controversy of the brand linda and her coleagues offer in abundance. Take that away from nland and watch her followership dwindle. In seun's words "sorry, cant be done".

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1 money 2 swag/confidence 3 sweet_mouth\romanticness 4 cuteness 5 height/physique 6 book smarts 7 church guy 8 ruggedness, karidne$s, galantness etc
how acurate is my list

Gurus in d house pls how can i create a web page on my server from operatins of another page online. Kinda what happens when we create topics on nland and the topic page gets saved for future access

vizkiz:
she suppose to dey wear cloth but na the cloth dey wear her. I can't even notice the hour glass figure in here
Instead of figure 8 I am seeing a woman whose boobs have shifted away from its sockets (probably due to excess squeezing from hungry bastardds)

Scroll back up and look at her hips, did you notice the shift In equilibrium? (economics students will understand this better)

See as she be like****make I no just talk anything...

I swear I am going to deactivate my account if this gets to frontpage

so i guess in a short while. The moniker attached to your above post will change to Nobody?

Well deserved

Haha as a shrp guy na 2 purchase chinko be DAT.

Chai , mini good oh, se as the second dude resemble our timaya back in the day.

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I'm not one to hurriedly stereotype a tribe, but when faced with overwhelming evidence, one must call a spade a spade. this incident am about to share was the the final straw that made me see the aforementioned people for what they really are. the incident happened a while back, one of my long, night, cross-state trips taken via these common hiace commercial buses. on getting to a place called okene in Edo state we observed a commercial bus similar to ours involved in an accident and had toppled. the bus being of the same company as ours, the driver had to stop and see what assistance he could render. I being a naturally curious fella also got down to have a look. as I approached the scene of the accident, I noticed a good number of locals approaching the overturned bus fairly quickly. in my mind I was commending their good Samaritan spirit but how wrong I was. in a flash the locals had descended upon the fallen vehicle and began grabbing any item they could lay their hand on, and whisking them away. a pregnant woman nimbly mounts half bag of rice on her head and darts for the trees young boys deftly snatch bags from shattered windows, laughing young men work shoes and snatch chains off the bodies of semi conscious accident survivors. I was shell shocked. it took the confrontation of passengers of both my bus and second bus that also stopped to discourage the looters who had by then taken almost everything. I never knew theiving could be practiced on a communal level, Edo I hail una.

My bro u get cheaper systems

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Another attention seeker on loose

Guys, your boy is contesting 4 a pageant, and he dearly needs ur support in form of likes on this link: https://mobile.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1514377788855675&id=1464048683888586&set=pb.1464048683888586.-2207520000.1447659609.&source=54&ref=m_notif&notif_t=comment_mention
Fellow nairalanders please help a broda achieve his dreams.
Ma pix is below

U kpansh a girl saturday night and she was really naughty, and the next day u jam her in church ur shocked to find her singing "be magnified" in the most emotional voice with her hands raised high, and at times kneeling when others opt to sit for prayers . now i see why they say ladies are good in multitasking .

Yesss, whyy?

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Yea

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