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Education / Re: Worst Course You Took In School by benELOHIM7(m): 2:33pm On Oct 24, 2014
chemical engineering design 1

Family / Re: BEATING YOUR KIDS; Discipline Or Abuse? by benELOHIM7(m): 9:32am On Oct 23, 2014
i said it, black people wrote the bible
bunmioguns:
Proverbs 22:15


New International Version
Folly is bound up in the heart of a child, but the rod of discipline will drive it far away.

New Living Translation
A youngster's heart is filled with foolishness, but physical discipline will drive it far away.

English Standard Version
Folly is bound up in the heart of a child, but the rod of discipline drives it far from him.

New American Standard Bible
Foolishness is bound up in the heart of a child; The rod of discipline will remove it far from him.

King James Bible
Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.
Family / Re: What Was Your Nickname As A Child? by benELOHIM7(m): 2:00pm On Oct 22, 2014
nkwegemus
Events / Re: Let's See If Your Birthday Mate Is On NL by benELOHIM7(m): 1:56pm On Oct 22, 2014
its june 12 1989 here
Religion / Re: Nigerian Government Vs The Vatican On Homosexuality by benELOHIM7(m): 10:42am On Oct 22, 2014
the anus was designed for excretion, the vagina was designed for intercourse.....satan in collabo with man has been going against God since time immemorial..smh
Culture / Re: Rep Your Nickname And Give The Idea Behind It by benELOHIM7(m): 4:39pm On Oct 17, 2014
dem call me rheez....short form of rizzler

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Vs Tiwa Savage: Who Is Hotter & Classier? by benELOHIM7(m): 2:11pm On Oct 13, 2014
for ur mind u don carp o
Misogynist2014:
A woman's pride is in her beauty while a man's pride is his brain. sad I prefer a hundred times a ugly thinking man to a beautiful fool! So many of so called celebs are not beneficial(only expressing their talent) but seem to out earn inventors. Only God knows what a lot of ladies will live on in a world of sapiosexuals.

Culture / Re: Incredible MAN Of Africa by benELOHIM7(m): 1:46pm On Oct 03, 2014
great fool sad
FemiAdenekan post=/post/26820378:
How do we even know if this is true? Someone could have simply cooked this up. Or that was probably what the Slaveman was good at which his masters wanted to show off. Its not a bad hype tho.
Culture / Re: Incredible MAN Of Africa by benELOHIM7(m): 1:43pm On Oct 03, 2014
the likes of seun osewa "be great fools" for they have learnt so much and said there's no God
LMAyedun post=/post/26820360:
Fuller replied: ‘It is best I got no learning; for many learned men be great fools.’
Words!!
Education / Re: What Is The Opposite Of SORRY???.. by benELOHIM7(m): 4:47pm On Oct 02, 2014
bleh tongue
Education / Re: Brain Teaser To Test Your Mental Sharpness by benELOHIM7(m): 4:45pm On Oct 02, 2014
if i hear...tarh gbafuo gi there grin
rOsy247: Expo? No tongue Genius? Yes smiley wink
Education / Re: Students: What's Your GPA? by benELOHIM7(m): 4:24pm On Oct 02, 2014
its 3.34 here on a 5.0 scale plus am on honours. doing my final year in chemical/petrochemical engineering, sure of bagging a 2.1 at the end of the hustle.
Politics / Re: GEN.BUHARI YOU DID NOT KNOW!(GMB) by benELOHIM7(m): 12:14pm On Oct 02, 2014
who is talkin about warri refinery? .....i meant the numerous refineries he has in the middle east
dexter1983:

because he is not ethnicity biased,if its another person he will build it in daura and nothing we can do about it,but he choose warri,Una place...what a man!
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are The Crazy Things You Do While Drunk by benELOHIM7(m): 11:31am On Oct 02, 2014
i sing plus i make sure the hood knows am singing

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Politics / Re: GEN.BUHARI YOU DID NOT KNOW!(GMB) by benELOHIM7(m): 11:26am On Oct 02, 2014
why dint he build it in his fathers land?
dexter1983: I know you have heard a lot of horrible things about GMB but here are some things you might not have heard about him.

Many of us did not know what BUHARI did during his public life,i present to you some of the strengths of Gen. Muhammadu Buhari during his life in public service to our dear Nation.He may not be perfect but he has some great capacity you should know. I present to you GMB.

#BUHARI's_Few_Perfomances! Enjoy!

GMB did not borrow a kobo to build all the refineries.

GMB has been investigated through and thorough without indictment. They set bombers after him. Allah saved him.

No white paper ever indicted GMB. EFCC and or ICPC never had cause to invite GMB for question though is not best of friends with any leader.

It was impossible to divert PTF drugs to parallel market. The smallest tablet hat 'PTF' logo engraved on it.

Over 60% of drugs supplied by the PTF were locally produced. Confirm from Neimetj pharmaceuticals, Emzor and others.

PTF contractors never needed to lobby or grease palms to get LPOs under GMB.

Roads constructed by PTF not only cost less than world Bank funded roads, they we're also better qualitatively.

PTF, for the period it existed under GMB published its annual reports.

PTF projects remain the most transparent, cost effective and of highest quality ever executed by any government or parastatal in Nigeria.

GMB closed Nigerian borders in January 1984 to stem smuggling. The Mangals will never support Buhari, but the exploited dey kampe.

Gmb's official car as Head of state for 604 days was a peugeot 504 ordinary (not bullet proof)

GMB wrestled major concession from OPED in 1984 to increase oil production quota from 1.3mbpd to 1.45mbpd.

Counter trade under GMB gave us spare parts and components for industrialization from Europe, and Latin America.

GMB introduced the counter-trade in May, 1984, revamped the economy and enhanced industrialization. That is visionary leader.

GMB launched the Expanded Program on Immunisation (EPI) as a 5 year project in May, 1985. Till date, they use it as conduit pipe.

GMB paid all debts and was exporting 100,000 barrel of extra refined fuel. Nigeria never imported a pint of refined PMS.

GMB throughout his tenure as HoS did not increase cost of fuel & never allocated a single oil well to any1 or his wife's taylor

GMB launched 'Anti corruption and Economic Sabotage laws on 14/5/85. He recovered all loots and jailed all looters. They hate Buhari on this.

GMB institutionalised 'Nationalism and Patriotism on 21st August, 1984. Nigeria first before self.

GMB procured 30 brand new luxury air bus planes for Nigeria Airways. Today, Nigeria Airways is history.

Note that international oil price then was $18 and below while GMB was there. Yet he did not borrow a kobo and he paid all debts that he met.

GMB recovered all looted money from the 'rats' within his first 100 days in power. See why all 'big men' detest Buhari.

GMB stopped money trafficking with just one stroke and in just one day action. Nigeria gain 50% of all the money in circulation.

GMB changed the color of the Naira in April 1984 and the Naira took 100% gain over the dollar.

GMB met Naira exchange rate to the dollar at N2.50; he shored it up to N0.90 to the dollar in his first 90 days. That is economic management.

GMB laid 3,200 kilometer of pipeline to supply the depots. No regime added an inch. We can't even protect them. We now break them and steal.

GMB build 20 oil depots across Nigeria to distribute refined fuel and hold reserve for 45 days. That is a visionary leader per excellence.

GMB did not borrow a kobo to build all the refineries.

GMB upgraded the Port Harcourt refinery from 70million BPD to 100m BPD and further to current 150m BPD. He set the economy they loot today.

GMB signed the contract for the Kaduna Refinery. Those looting the economy today should know who planted the seeds.

GMB signed the contract of Warri Refinery in 1977 as Minister. He set the foundation of 'na our oyel'.

GMB throughout his tenure as Head of State did not increase cost of fuel and never allocated a single oil well to anybody.

GMB as former Head of State, PTF chief, Gov, Commander and Petroleum minister never has a foreign account or any property outside Nigeria.

GMB as PTF chairman was 'earning' N15,000 as sitting allowance. Maximum sitting was twice in a month.

His Integrity precedes him .GMB left PTF since 1999, no company or person has come up of any charge of fraud or bias against him.

why dint he build it in his fathers land? GMB was HoS for 604 days. He paid all Nigeria's debts, refined all fuel for local consumption and exported 100k barrel daily.

GMB left the post of GOC, Jos, since 1983, no singer soldier who served under him has come up with complaint of segregation or bigotry.

GMB left PTF since 1999, no company or person has come up of any charge of fraud or bias against him.

GMB left power over 29 years ago,No group or individual; christian or Muslim has come up with any charge of bias or fraud against him.

I PRESENT TO YOU THE MAN GMB...A CHANGE AGENT.
LETS SUPPORT HIM FOR 2015.
Family / Re: Profound Statements That Will Surely Change The Way You Think by benELOHIM7(m): 8:49am On Oct 02, 2014
14 years ni
Dbestmax: Op u touched me.....
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of The Day:- Please Kindly Give This Boy An Escape Plan [see Photo] by benELOHIM7(m): 3:25pm On Sep 30, 2014
let him hold his breathe for ten minutes and pass out. lions dont eat dead people

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Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Yab...do U Remember These Yabbies? by benELOHIM7(m): 3:21pm On Sep 30, 2014
you sit down on top maggi your leg no reach ground

you dey pass through anama yansh go oversea

see ya tumtum belle like skele wawa

i find u for mile 1 i no see u, find u for mile 2 i no see u, find u for mile 3 i no see u, i see u for mile 4 where u dey wash angelina pant grin

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Sports / Re: Godwin Spiff Sagbama Is Dead - Veteran Sports Journalist by benELOHIM7(m): 2:24pm On Sep 30, 2014
"I am Godwin Spiff Sagbama" is not a phrase smiley.....btw i use to love his poise and charisma on set o, chai sad
seunshrek: So sad! We'll never hear the phrase "I am Godwin Spiff Sagbama" again sad
Education / Re: Engineering Students Chatroom by benELOHIM7(m): 1:15pm On Sep 29, 2014
Elantracey:

oh ok...I'd love to know you too
welcome here smiley



I personally will love to know you .
Culture / Re: Can You Choose To Come To This Life As A Black Man Once Again.? by benELOHIM7(m): 12:40pm On Sep 29, 2014
go and ask rochas okonkwo
nickz: abeg what's ooo mpa sad
Culture / Re: Can You Choose To Come To This Life As A Black Man Once Again.? by benELOHIM7(m): 12:35pm On Sep 29, 2014
at ur age
UrbanMystique: fhuck NO!

it isnt about inferiority complex, but something is fundamentally wrong with black man. may be when black men have evolved into something better than this

Culture / Re: Can You Choose To Come To This Life As A Black Man Once Again.? by benELOHIM7(m): 12:35pm On Sep 29, 2014
UrbanMystique: fhuck NO!

it isnt about inferiority complex, but something is fundamentally wrong with black man. may be when black men have evolved into something better than this

Culture / Re: Can You Choose To Come To This Life As A Black Man Once Again.? by benELOHIM7(m): 12:34pm On Sep 29, 2014
at ur age
UrbanMystique: fhuck NO!

it isnt about inferiority complex, but something is fundamentally wrong with black man. may be when black men have evolved into something better than this
Jokes Etc / Re: These Signs Made Me Laugh. by benELOHIM7(m): 12:07pm On Sep 29, 2014
my boss is in the office so i cant laugh out......veins don full head grin

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Education / Re: Engineering Students Chatroom by benELOHIM7(m): 2:39pm On Sep 24, 2014
its promzie here....am a final year chemical/petrochemical engineering student of river state university of science and tech. hi y'all smiley
Education / Re: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by benELOHIM7(m): 1:07pm On Sep 22, 2014
tarh, aba na alabama
uduokirika1: Some coded names of Naija cities

Lagos = Lasgidi
Enugu = 042
Warri = waffi
Benin-city = B-side
Onitsha = Ootu
Port-Harcout = PH
Aba = Enyimba
Jos = J-town
Education / Re: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by benELOHIM7(m): 1:06pm On Sep 22, 2014
u na tyt bannie wink[quote author=adaleng][/quote]
Education / Re: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by benELOHIM7(m): 1:03pm On Sep 22, 2014
dis manchi na UST pikin, believe grin
skullz: The pidgin in PH is ridiculous.

Fall - Folake
Sell - celine dion/flog
Meat - meeting people/animal
Bread - Flour
Br3ast - bobbyLashley
Buy - bayern munchen
Eat - chaw
Give - Rise


E.g
Guy you fit rise me sky make I take go see bayern munchen ontop that flour
Translation:
Give me 50Naira to buy bread

Guy that banny bobbylashley don see folake
Translation:
That girls br3ast has fallen

Make sure you see return leg for this my sheriff oh.
Translation:
Make sure you return my shirt.

I dey see my period oh, heavy flow
Or
Nothing Gum me for body
Or
I no tidy

translation:
I am broke




Lol

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Education / Re: Phrases In Pidgin and Meaning! by benELOHIM7(m): 12:56pm On Sep 22, 2014
BENDAN SELECT: fairly used wears, e.g:

Ese: babe i like dis your buttie (ajebutter) pant o
Sonia: shun o! na bendan select



DAGBO: to improvise, e.g:

Puddy: tear me paper maka dagbo dis thing, no time!
Me: no, i get rizzler

ALL CORNER PLUS BOARD: to lose woefully (mostly used in gambling), e.g:

Me: guy wida u chyking two sisters thesame time na?
Ray: na so the ministry go guy grin
Me: how e come go na?
Ray: mehn i lose all corner plus board sad


FLEX: carry on

Driver: officer i fit march?
Officer: flex




still PH baby cool
Culture / Re: These Clever Drawings Will Make You Question Everything Wrong With The World by benELOHIM7(m): 11:07am On Sep 19, 2014
naija leaders...clueless goats
Denko2721987: hmmmmm
Culture / Re: These Clever Drawings Will Make You Question Everything Wrong With The World by benELOHIM7(m): 11:05am On Sep 19, 2014
this is me... give me shit and I'll show u the beauty in it smiley
Denko2721987: u tell me....

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