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Tarh Pop what.... that ibo dude is way too cool for that yoruba imp

CaroLyner:
pop the question..already
ask her out.

I saw a camel toe

This frolicking no be here o....I suspect say dis 2 nack tins backdays

Matriach of ogboni.

Upon their so called creativity they still wont let us go

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#adiseasecalledyoruba

#adiseasecalledyoruba

U sabi read but your thinking is quite poor.wetin make u think say yoruba woman no go twist d story to favor her pikin. Afterall d deceased is from a land over the niger

Mexyz:
I don't really understand this story, you mean Seye that scolded his sister for insulting her step dad was the same person that followed the man inside to insult him? Abi na me no know how to read and understand again? Anyway RIP to the deceased.

Plus laziness, which ofcourse runs in their reins





I wonder what a man of 30 is still doing in his "step father's" house. #adiseasecalledyoruba

ifyalways:
Poverty and frustrations at work

When the ibos ruled, education in nigeria was classic.

Nyerere of tangayeka? Good model

Are you working for a company thats trying to import a new anti typhoid drug? Am asking because of the way I just decimated ciprotab is suspicious. I dint feel all those things u felt anyways

Guy send me games abeg na

buzquet:
The rate way electric and fire dey kill people this days, mhen! I hope it's not our leader ther use AL this incidents for their rituals?

Meanwhile, RIP to the DEAD


I no know say na how FTC dey feel be this ooooooo!


E Don Sure die say na today I go finish Nairabet Company.


#MYTICKETGOCOMETODAY

Willoooooo....oh willoo

rotwailler:
Hmmmm

In this solemn moment where there is so much retrospection and meditation, you still are stupid? Chai

idowuswap:
Igbos people can never reach presidency in this country.bet me ....thanks

I know dis thing abeg. My granny calls it udu nmiri

hotgunz:
I still hv ds @home

Haa leave dat head o...ishi ajia ga mba

MarvellousGod:
See your big head ...


Cute though

80's baby

I dont have much tho but am sure you guys have many baby pictures of yourselves.

These are mine. Please lets keep the fun going

Aunty come chop ji

MsRemarkable:
This made my night. Rotflmao

A bros in my hood keeps calling me "come chop ji". I got so worried that I asked my mum about it. She said when I was very little, the bros came to our shop to buy stuffs and I was eating yam. In between the noisy bargaining, in a short silence a still small voice blurted "uncle come chop ji"

I overheard someone say its possible to start a masters degree while in service. How true is this please?

Pst. Ladiesman

It formed as a result of light refracted through water droplets that act as glass. Finaly its Gods handiwork.





Wait o. Does it mean ife people are pro-LGBT?

Child??...flush 167000naira??...because I no letam watch tv??....dat wan no be pikin agaun na. Dat na criminal in d making.


Me, just because I peep for neighbor window dey watch tv, my papa drill me like say I be lawrence anini.


I for beat the pikin sotey d news for enter headline. Gbemnamasobiri!

Not only is it insensitive but insensible. All these aje children wey no get etiquette. We made ur father a royal. Spoilt brat

I am a graduate of chemical engineering. I can teach physics maths biology and chemistry. I reside in port harcourt

U wont get anytin out of this people.








I recommend u seek the lord radically

I have never felt so low in my life before. I cant afford basic things I need because I have no source of income. My self esteem is draining rapidly because of some kind of jobs I've done, from washing cars for my neighbors to filling their gas cylinders. I have assisted a friend in his laundry business. I couldnt save because the return was too meagre.
I am a graduate of chemical/petrochemical engineering, rivers state university of science and technology. I am proficient in AUTOCAD and have a fair knowledge of P&ID. I gained experience in teaching while teaching my colleagues in university. I can teach physics, mathematics, biology and chemistry in secondary school.
Please I need help from you well meaning Nigerians. It is a dog's life I am leading right now. Help me my people!

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I just finished my degree exam and jobless at the moment. I am proficient in autocad and landgem. I also gained good lecturing skills from teaching my colleagues back in school. I studied chemical engineering in river state university of science and technology. I am available for any kind of job, whether as a utility staff or as a teacher. Kind people of nairaland please help me afford the least recharge card for myself.

Revolution is faster than rotation

There are 3 sides of a story.... what if the nigerian and the lady had had a little friction in the elevator where the only way the lady could undo the nigerian was to raise false alarm.





Life is deep and wicked!

The referee drops a cockroach in the ring, next thing the two major cocks in nigeria starts fighting ......we are so smart to argue like idiots but we cannot contribute policies that would better our country. Am so ashamed to be a nigerian






Meanwhile, in one of my rigorous brainstorming, I had dis idea that the logistics of universities be run by contracted companies. That way, as little as a beaker broken in the lab is replaced by the company. Everything about maintenance, from keeping the lawn mowed to repairing broken facilities is taken care off by the company. With this our universities will start having a new look. Its just a wild thought, what do y'all think?