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Romance / Re: Two Nairalanders Sleeknick And Switup Meet For The First Time (photos) by benELOHIM7(m): 12:09am On Nov 17, 2015
Tarh Pop what.... that ibo dude is way too cool for that yoruba imp
CaroLyner:

pop the question..already
ask her out. wink
Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw Keeping Fit At The Gym [photos] by benELOHIM7(m): 10:05pm On Nov 16, 2015
I saw a camel toe shocked
Politics / Re: Dolapo Osinbajo At Segun Awolowo's 25th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by benELOHIM7(m): 9:47pm On Nov 16, 2015
This frolicking no be here o....I suspect say dis 2 nack tins backdays
Politics / Re: Funeral Service: Casket HID Awolowo Was Laid In (Photos) by benELOHIM7(m): 9:38pm On Nov 16, 2015
Matriach of ogboni.
Science/Technology / Re: Louise Jaiyeola Oduyoye Develops Neva, An Emergency Power Backup For Surgeons by benELOHIM7(m): 3:55pm On Oct 19, 2015
Upon their so called creativity they still wont let us go

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#adiseasecalledyoruba
Politics / Re: Saudi Detains Two Oyo Pilgrims For Drug Trafficking by benELOHIM7(m): 2:32pm On Oct 19, 2015
#adiseasecalledyoruba
Crime / Re: Man Kills Stepfather With Pestle Over Cake (Photo) by benELOHIM7(m): 1:50pm On Oct 19, 2015
U sabi read but your thinking is quite poor.wetin make u think say yoruba woman no go twist d story to favor her pikin. Afterall d deceased is from a land over the niger
Mexyz:
I don't really understand this story, you mean Seye that scolded his sister for insulting her step dad was the same person that followed the man inside to insult him? Abi na me no know how to read and understand again? Anyway RIP to the deceased.
Crime / Re: Man Kills Stepfather With Pestle Over Cake (Photo) by benELOHIM7(m): 1:45pm On Oct 19, 2015
Plus laziness, which ofcourse runs in their reins





I wonder what a man of 30 is still doing in his "step father's" house. #adiseasecalledyoruba
ifyalways:
Poverty and frustrations at work

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Education / Re: Hilarious Letter Of A Secondary School Girl by benELOHIM7(m): 1:26pm On Oct 19, 2015
When the ibos ruled, education in nigeria was classic.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Praise Nyerere Ayim Makes 10years To Day by benELOHIM7(m): 2:09pm On Oct 18, 2015
Nyerere of tangayeka? Good model
Health / Re: My Experience After Taking Ciprotab 'ciprofloxacin' Antibiotics by benELOHIM7(m): 2:03pm On Oct 18, 2015
Are you working for a company thats trying to import a new anti typhoid drug? Am asking because of the way I just decimated ciprotab is suspicious. I dint feel all those things u felt anyways
Career / Re: BEDC Staff Electrocuted While Doing His Job In Benin City (photos) by benELOHIM7(m): 10:40am On Oct 17, 2015
Guy send me games abeg na
buzquet:
The rate way electric and fire dey kill people this days, mhen! I hope it's not our leader ther use AL this incidents for their rituals?

Meanwhile, RIP to the DEAD


I no know say na how FTC dey feel be this ooooooo!


E Don Sure die say na today I go finish Nairabet Company.


#MYTICKETGOCOMETODAY
Nairaland / General / Re: Single? Some Interesting Facts, Photos That Will Make Us Feel So Old. by benELOHIM7(m): 4:01pm On Oct 16, 2015
Willoooooo....oh willoo
rotwailler:
Hmmmm
Nairaland / General / Re: Single? Some Interesting Facts, Photos That Will Make Us Feel So Old. by benELOHIM7(m): 3:50pm On Oct 16, 2015
In this solemn moment where there is so much retrospection and meditation, you still are stupid? Chai embarassed
idowuswap:
Igbos people can never reach presidency in this country.bet me ....thanks

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Nairaland / General / Re: Single? Some Interesting Facts, Photos That Will Make Us Feel So Old. by benELOHIM7(m): 3:42pm On Oct 16, 2015
I know dis thing abeg. My granny calls it udu nmiri
hotgunz:
I still hv ds @home
Family / Re: Nairalanders And Their Baby Pictures by benELOHIM7(m): 8:15am On Oct 15, 2015
Haa leave dat head o...ishi ajia ga mba grin
MarvellousGod:
See your big head grin grin grin...


Cute though smiley
Family / Re: Nairalanders And Their Baby Pictures by benELOHIM7(m): 2:06am On Oct 15, 2015
80's baby
Family / Nairalanders And Their Baby Pictures by benELOHIM7(m): 2:03am On Oct 15, 2015
I dont have much tho but am sure you guys have many baby pictures of yourselves.

These are mine. Please lets keep the fun going

Family / Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by benELOHIM7(m): 1:54am On Oct 15, 2015
Aunty come chop ji
MsRemarkable:


This made my night. Rotflmao

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Family / Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by benELOHIM7(m): 7:15pm On Oct 14, 2015
A bros in my hood keeps calling me "come chop ji". I got so worried that I asked my mum about it. She said when I was very little, the bros came to our shop to buy stuffs and I was eating yam. In between the noisy bargaining, in a short silence a still small voice blurted "uncle come chop ji"

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NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by benELOHIM7(m): 1:00pm On Oct 14, 2015
I overheard someone say its possible to start a masters degree while in service. How true is this please?
Politics / Re: Ladies Struggling To Take A Selfie With Osinbajo (pic) by benELOHIM7(m): 7:05pm On Oct 10, 2015
Pst. Ladiesman
Nairaland / General / Re: Photos Of Rainbow Formed On The Sky This Morning by benELOHIM7(m): 9:43am On Oct 09, 2015
It formed as a result of light refracted through water droplets that act as glass. Finaly its Gods handiwork.





Wait o. Does it mean ife people are pro-LGBT?
Family / Re: What Would You Do In This Situation? by benELOHIM7(m): 10:28am On Oct 08, 2015
Child??...flush 167000naira??...because I no letam watch tv??....dat wan no be pikin agaun na. Dat na criminal in d making.


Me, just because I peep for neighbor window dey watch tv, my papa drill me like say I be lawrence anini.


I for beat the pikin sotey d news for enter headline. Gbemnamasobiri!
Politics / Re: Checkout This Atiku's Daughter, Rukaiya's Tweet (Snapshot) by benELOHIM7(m): 3:54pm On Oct 05, 2015
Not only is it insensitive but insensible. All these aje children wey no get etiquette. We made ur father a royal. Spoilt brat

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by benELOHIM7(m): 1:30pm On Oct 05, 2015
I am a graduate of chemical engineering. I can teach physics maths biology and chemistry. I reside in port harcourt
Crime / Re: True Confession: Help! I Now Enjoy Having Sex With My Father by benELOHIM7(m): 1:04pm On Oct 05, 2015
U wont get anytin out of this people.








I recommend u seek the lord radically
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by benELOHIM7(m): 10:20am On Oct 05, 2015
I have never felt so low in my life before. I cant afford basic things I need because I have no source of income. My self esteem is draining rapidly because of some kind of jobs I've done, from washing cars for my neighbors to filling their gas cylinders. I have assisted a friend in his laundry business. I couldnt save because the return was too meagre.
I am a graduate of chemical/petrochemical engineering, rivers state university of science and technology. I am proficient in AUTOCAD and have a fair knowledge of P&ID. I gained experience in teaching while teaching my colleagues in university. I can teach physics, mathematics, biology and chemistry in secondary school.
Please I need help from you well meaning Nigerians. It is a dog's life I am leading right now. Help me my people!

07030626891
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Odd Jobs Did You Do As Graduate Before You Got A Real Job? by benELOHIM7(m): 5:48pm On Oct 03, 2015
I just finished my degree exam and jobless at the moment. I am proficient in autocad and landgem. I also gained good lecturing skills from teaching my colleagues back in school. I studied chemical engineering in river state university of science and technology. I am available for any kind of job, whether as a utility staff or as a teacher. Kind people of nairaland please help me afford the least recharge card for myself.
Education / Re: Only A Genius Can Interpret This (photo) by benELOHIM7(m): 2:30pm On Oct 02, 2015
Revolution is faster than rotation
Crime / Re: Nigerian Dies From Beating Over Attempted Rape In Malaysia by benELOHIM7(m): 1:54pm On Oct 02, 2015
There are 3 sides of a story.... what if the nigerian and the lady had had a little friction in the elevator where the only way the lady could undo the nigerian was to raise false alarm.





Life is deep and wicked!
Politics / Re: States With Highest Number Of Indigenous Prostitutes/ Whores (pixs) by benELOHIM7(m): 1:51pm On Sep 26, 2015
The referee drops a cockroach in the ring, next thing the two major cocks in nigeria starts fighting ......we are so smart to argue like idiots but we cannot contribute policies that would better our country. Am so ashamed to be a nigerian






Meanwhile, in one of my rigorous brainstorming, I had dis idea that the logistics of universities be run by contracted companies. That way, as little as a beaker broken in the lab is replaced by the company. Everything about maintenance, from keeping the lawn mowed to repairing broken facilities is taken care off by the company. With this our universities will start having a new look. Its just a wild thought, what do y'all think?

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