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Celebrities / Re: Funke Kuti Celebrates Son Made's 20th Birthday With Cute Throwback Photos by benELOHIM7(m): 1:25pm On Sep 26, 2015
Westernization of africa, exactly what her father inlaw fought against. We are rapidly loosing grip on our norms and values.




#africa dakka da
halfrica:
His mother used to be yel[b][/b]low in color
Now she is wh[b][/b]ite shocked shocked shocked shocked

The son looks so cute
kiss kiss kiss kiss
Culture / Re: What Is Your Native Name And What Does It Mean? by benELOHIM7(m): 10:49am On Sep 26, 2015
Nkwachimkwerem...means God's promise to me

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian-born Homosexual, Kenny Brandmuse Loses His Dear Mum (pics) by benELOHIM7(m): 10:42am On Sep 26, 2015
U don kill your mama....nmeh tongue
Business / Re: How Frying Akara Took Me Out Of Poverty – Father Of Six by benELOHIM7(m): 9:59am On Sep 26, 2015
Let the hausa man bring his honesty and leave his stupidity at home, let the yoruba man bring his intellect and leave his laziness at home, let the igbo man bring his resourcefulness and leave his greed at home. Then and only then shall we have a country.

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Religion / Re: When All You Have Is God,then He Is All You Need. by benELOHIM7(m): 2:56pm On Sep 25, 2015
Lord help me depend on you!
Politics / Re: Ojukwu Bunker Facts With Picture.. by benELOHIM7(m): 10:23am On Sep 25, 2015
Records dont lie... nigeria started diving soon after hausa and yoruba took over the seat of government. This is no bigotry, its a fact. When the igbo man was at the helm of government:

1. Education, from primary level to tertiary level had value. There were countless home bred intellects that were of world standard, likes of chinua achebe, wole soyinka, ken saro wiwa, john pepper clark...even my own father, at 78 I doubt if most scholars of today can equal him. Mind you, he stopped at secondary school level.

2. All sector of the economy was working. From agriculture to industry to entertainment...I can only imagine how beautiful a country could be

3. There was a job for every dick, tom and harry. If you finish secondary school, oh you are a hot cake, talkless of being a university graduate.

4. Good road network, security, discipline...life in nigeria was nirvana

If secession will bring all this back then Bleep nigeria. We have a right to live normal lives not like animals. God bless Biafra!

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Crime / Re: More Than 700 Killed In Saudi Hajj Stampede As Prince Blame "Black Africans" by benELOHIM7(m): 5:42pm On Sep 24, 2015
Racism cry.....come to think of it, why do the whites dont come to our groves for pilgrimmage
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Africa dakka da

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Politics / Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Kissing Dianne Feinstein, A USA Senator by benELOHIM7(m): 5:01pm On Sep 24, 2015
Only hardworking senator in nigeria

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Religion / Re: Sallah Ram: Man Hangs Self Over Lack Of Money To Buy Ram by benELOHIM7(m): 4:55pm On Sep 24, 2015
All islam brings is chaos pain and death...tufiakwa angry
Crime / Lawyers, Bastardizing Legal Procedure by benELOHIM7(m): 9:49am On Sep 24, 2015
The burrow pit I bought from one late chief Goya Ebie has kept me in court for eight years. The burrow pit was purchased in 1988 and filled by a contractor in eleme petrochemical company thesame year. I got legal and other documents from my late landlord.

When my landlord was alive, four men seized the land which I had already bought and filled, claiming it belonged to them. He in turn sued them to customary court and won the case. The four boys namely; Sunday Oluka, Reuben Oluka, Oluka Oluka and Goya Ebie appealed the case to high court and my late landlord won the case.

They continued in the land and took the case to court of appeal. My landlord followed them up, hiring a barrister whose chamber name is Power.

As these boys had no money to execute the case, they approached Power, my late landlord's lawyer to make a truce. All of them agreed to leave the burrow pit I bought and filled. They were asked to divide all other portions of land they have not sold among themselves which they did.

The very burrow pit portion is the personal portion belonging to my late landlord, chief Goya Ebie. When they were quarrelling over this land, the uncle of these four boys, who loved me so much, advised me to pay the boys off which I did. I paid them again for a land I had already bought.

Immediately my original landlord, chief Goya Ebie died, they came to the land again and planted all manner of crops. What surprised me most was that Power, my late landlord's lawyer became these boys lawyer against me. I took them to magistrate court where they were found guilty. As God would have it, two of the boys died and two remained.

In court, my landlord's sons who are my witnesses presented the documents Power entered into with their father when he was alive. The magistrate seeing these documents, exclaimed, "WHY ARE YOU LAWYERS BASTARDIZING THE LEGAL PROCEDURE IN NIGERIA"

Saying that the magistrate lacked the jurisdiction to handle the case, Power decided to take the case to high court which for six months he did not do. I discovered that he was using delay tactic to deprive me of my land, so I took them to high court. Since then he'd deliberately absent himself from court, giving faulty reasons.

The good thing which has happened is that Goya Ebie, one of the defendant has made a statement that I bought the burrow pit from them and filled it, that he no longer stand with his brother, sunday oluka. From Power's advice, sunday oluka has sold my land and is living an uber lifestyle while I languish in poverty. He said that he will delay the case until I die.

I am now 78 years old and pleading that you well meaning nigerians will be of high assistance for me to recover my 16plots of land, surveyed and registered.

I am a humble Nigerian
Pastor Patrick Uhegwu
Religion / Re: The Concept Of Destiny by benELOHIM7(m): 2:36pm On Sep 08, 2015
Whats prophecy then?
arvinsloane:


To me, this is mere prophecy. There is a big difference between the so-called destiny and prophecy.
Celebrities / Re: Comedian I Go Dye Flies With Obasanjo (see Photo) by benELOHIM7(m): 12:23am On Sep 08, 2015
Dem resemble aliens
Celebrities / Re: See Man Who Quit City Job To Build House On A Tree In The Forest And Lives There by benELOHIM7(m): 5:47pm On Sep 06, 2015
Lol...oyibo snakes are civilized sha...make him try am for africa
Religion / Re: The Concept Of Destiny by benELOHIM7(m): 3:18pm On Sep 06, 2015
The devil can project propaganda that can make us fret. The devil has no direct effect on God's children, its his propaganda that shakes us
Brown47:

so if you end up in the expected end its god destiny. And when you end up in the other end its devil work. Can the the devil change gods destiny in you?
Celebrities / Re: Guy Spends $100,000 To Look Like Kim Kardashian by benELOHIM7(m): 3:12pm On Sep 06, 2015
Na because him papa keep money for am na....no be person wey chop bellefull go do transition?
Religion / Re: The Concept Of Destiny by benELOHIM7(m): 2:41pm On Sep 06, 2015
Gods destiny for everyone including you, is good and to bring us to an expected end. Its expected that some forces might not want this to happen, this is where the devil comes in
Brown47:

you strongly believe in destiny? and you will still be the person to blame your so called devil when things go wrong. Is'nt that too suppose to be destined from your god?
If you believe in such i see no reason why you should suffer yourself to follow gods will to get heaven. Coz your end has been programmed and destined
Religion / Re: The Concept Of Destiny by benELOHIM7(m): 9:47am On Sep 06, 2015
I strongly believe in destiny. The case of jacob and esau where God told rebecca dat she would give birth to twins and the elder shall serve the younger simply puts that there is such concept as destiny and somehow God is behind it.




This na big issue you bring up so o embarassed

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Family / Re: Woman Pronounced Dead In Edo Found Alive In Aba by benELOHIM7(m): 7:31pm On Sep 05, 2015
I want science to come here and explain how a woman who eats highly contaminated food and drinks dirty murky water has survived probably 10yrs of this condition while very sane people like yaradua and dora akunyili are dead.



Indeed A fool says theres no God
Jokes Etc / Re: Share Your He/She Ate Weed Stories by benELOHIM7(m): 12:04am On Sep 05, 2015
Weed hasnt made me misbehaved, It only makes me think too much
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Reveals Reasons Why He May Never Get Married by benELOHIM7(m): 11:54am On Sep 04, 2015
Could he be gay?
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is The Funniest Combination Of Food You Have Ever Eaten by benELOHIM7(m): 4:06pm On Sep 03, 2015
Pawpaw and bread....the taste is ethereal
Events / Re: Glo Slide And Bounce Concert by benELOHIM7(m): 3:29pm On Sep 03, 2015
I was invited too...guys how e go be na? cool
Crime / Re: 3 Nigerians Held In Hyderabad-India For Cheating 2 Men by benELOHIM7(m): 11:55am On Sep 01, 2015
You are a baboon. Which tribe doesnt commit crime? U dont know where u r from
Fernandowski:
My ibo brothers always givin us bad names

Nb:Am an ibo

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Music/Radio / Re: Upcoming Artiste? Here Is Your Opportunity. by benELOHIM7(m): 9:01pm On Aug 19, 2015
I neva record b4 o lol.... but what I do on daily basis with my mouth, me self I no understand myself. In a nutshell, I neva see dat beat wey I no fit chop. Just saying
Family / Re: Help!!!! My Younger Brother Is Gay What Do I Do? by benELOHIM7(m): 8:35pm On Aug 19, 2015
Send him to d states grin....I dont blame the kid sha, u hardly see movie without scenes of homos3xualism. I'd recommend serious counselling and prayers
Family / Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by benELOHIM7(m): 9:53am On Aug 17, 2015
My mum learnt a style. Instead of waiting for u to come within range she will ask u to get sometin for her in her room while she follows quietly grin
kolokolobi:
When you are invited to her bedroom a day after you know you have committed a crime. Then you no its pay day.

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Family / Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by benELOHIM7(m): 1:10am On Aug 17, 2015
1. When use hand to pick my sibling's poo
2. When she sucks catarrh from my sibling's nose with her mouth
3. At 10yrs she still lapped me in the bus
4. Cant recall my mum not calling me by my full name, nkwachimkwerem lol
5. Before going bck to school on resumption, she asks me to hand over my prick to her lmao
6. When she must give u offering in church just to know how late u came
7.when she says no christmas cloth for u because u dint take 1st in class. On 25th dec morning d cloth dey bust out sha
8. When she hides quinine inside garri and ask u swallow
9. When she knows she will still rewash ur cloth but still ask u to wash it
10. When she has a gigantic cup called "dont touch" for drinking tea



My mum is my bestfriend and spiritual mentor

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Celebrities / Re: Don't Laugh Alone: What's Wrong With This Picture Of John Legend And His Wife? by benELOHIM7(m): 8:51pm On Aug 16, 2015
D two patches wey for dey her yansh dey her cheeks grin
Politics / Re: End Time Is Not A Fiction But A Reality...be Wise And Save Your Soul! (lk 9:25!) by benELOHIM7(m): 12:58am On Aug 16, 2015
Ah so only u wan take 1st and 2nd position...oya na, hand of applause for second fool. Ps: no hard feeling, I love you but loathe ur stupidity
Psylas:
you know you are more foolish!
Politics / Re: End Time Is Not A Fiction But A Reality...be Wise And Save Your Soul! (lk 9:25!) by benELOHIM7(m): 8:11pm On Aug 15, 2015
Hand of applause for the first fool embarassed
Psylas:
Rubbish from the bible!
Crime / Re: 18yr old girl said she had sex with dog 30 to 40 times at grandma’s house. Pics by benELOHIM7(m): 10:12pm On Aug 14, 2015
They will soon legalize it

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Politics / Re: Yoruba's Still Keep Their Deity After Being Born Again But The Igbo's Don't Why? by benELOHIM7(m): 9:58pm On Aug 14, 2015
Dem yoromba been two faced since 5000bc

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