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Family / Re: The Mother Who's Proud To Parade Naked Infront Of Her 13-year-old Son by benELOHIM7(m): 11:35am On Aug 29, 2014
this post is longer than a list of hell-bound people undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I'm Patrick, I Am Lawyer And Reside In Owerri. I Need A Pretty Undergraduate by benELOHIM7(m): 4:47pm On Aug 28, 2014
hahahaha.....thought i saw patrick sawyer at first too grin
nellaluv: Patrick Sawyer?? shocked shocked
Nairaland / General / Re: EBOLA: Dr Ikechukwu Sam Enemuo’s Body Moved For Burial[photo] by benELOHIM7(m): 3:50pm On Aug 28, 2014
i see ebola on that mango tree laughing at the greedy doctor

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Nairaland / General / Re: EBOLA: Dr Ikechukwu Sam Enemuo’s Body Moved For Burial[photo] by benELOHIM7(m): 3:47pm On Aug 28, 2014
dr. mkpiri-ojoh grin
Bunsky: Dr Olojukokoro
Romance / Re: Will I Ever Commit To A Girl? by benELOHIM7(m): 3:35pm On Aug 28, 2014
u need to formatt ur mind, and the only way u can do this is going back to the manual by which u were created, the BIBLE. read the whole of proverbs for a start smiley
LEAFLET: I have this character that i am not too proud of... I tend not to value a woman once I've slept with her.. I will call like madt when i am still wooing you but once i see your under na bye be that.. Maybe I've not gotten my dream girl or maybe because cash never too dey.. Am just wondering if i am alone abi is it a general thing?... Sometimes i pity some of these girls because they don't know how to react so they just play along and whenever i need they will still come around... Guys oya!
Nairaland / General / Re: Meet The Teenager With The Longest Neck In The World by benELOHIM7(m): 3:14pm On Aug 28, 2014
perfect neck for MBBS
Health / Re: Two Cases Of Ebola Confirmed In Port Harcourt by benELOHIM7(m): 2:52pm On Aug 28, 2014
you still dont get the joke. if ebola has reached portharcourt, its in abia already.the very clueless governor knows what am saying
thwarrior72: Yes abia is in proximity to PH, infact all the state in Nigeria should establish isolation centres incase of emergency.

The risk of transferring a suspected ebola patients from one location/state to anoother is too high & should not be considered.
Health / Re: Two Cases Of Ebola Confirmed In Port Harcourt by benELOHIM7(m): 1:07pm On Aug 28, 2014
abia ke?
thwarrior72: Imo & Abia state should as a matter of urgency establish isolation centres, incase of a spill over....please

Health / Re: Two Cases Of Ebola Confirmed In Port Harcourt by benELOHIM7(m): 12:56pm On Aug 28, 2014
ur stupidity is extraterrestial....leave whatever your doing now and return to KG1.
Johnnoah1st: pls where in Nigeria is portHarcourt?I haven't heard of DAT village/town b4 though but may God heal all does who have Ebola dere in Jesus name.
Romance / Re: 14 Things To Say To A Girl You Love by benELOHIM7(m): 12:53pm On Aug 28, 2014
u r wucked oh...ebola don land ph u still dey post dis lubbish

Health / Re: Two Cases Of Ebola Confirmed In Port Harcourt by benELOHIM7(m): 11:26am On Aug 28, 2014
i think say ebola no dey work for salt water side?
Travel / Re: My First Time On A Nigerian Plane (hilarious) by benELOHIM7(m): 9:09pm On Aug 26, 2014
bad belle
nikkyshyne: Gush! I must have lost my sense of humour undecided

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Religion / Re: Musings Of A Sage Vol 1 by benELOHIM7(m): 3:39pm On Aug 24, 2014
#i feel d spirit realm is more fun#...sorry, just thinkin out loud

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Culture / Re: That First Lady Patience Jonathan’s Fight In Namibia by benELOHIM7(m): 5:41pm On Aug 22, 2014
pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Rain Falling In Lagos by benELOHIM7(m): 5:29pm On Aug 22, 2014
see?? undecided....those eyes could oversee me you know cheesy
UjSizzle:
....to see you better wink
Politics / Re: 67 Ridiculous Laws From Around The World That Still Actually Exist by benELOHIM7(m): 5:16pm On Aug 22, 2014
lwkmd...oyibo haf mad kpatakpata
Education / Re: Nigerian Teenage Scientists Develops Cure For Mouth Odour, Wins Award by benELOHIM7(m): 4:41pm On Aug 22, 2014
onye.ocha we r coming small small, we r coming take back what belonged to us...hehehe
Culture / Re: African Kings by benELOHIM7(m): 3:26pm On Aug 21, 2014
...we instigated civilization, even Jesus had a negro blood flowing in him. dont knw wah happened my guy
mcfynest:
Genesis 10:8 And Cush begat Nimrod: he began to be a mighty one in the earth. 10:9 He was a mighty hunter before the LORD: wherefore it is said, Even as Nimrod the mighty hunter before the LORD.


Since africans are from the hamites, and africa was a strong contiment..what happened
THE QUESTION I ASK IS THIS....WHAT HAPPENED TO AFRICA!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BRAVERY AND SUPERIORITY OF OUR FOREFATHERS......
Culture / Re: What A Fvck!!!....can U Imagine (photo) by benELOHIM7(m): 1:22pm On Aug 21, 2014
eehya....yellow pawpaw
Culture / Re: Do You Seriously Think Black People Are Equal To White People In Intelligence? by benELOHIM7(m): 12:51pm On Aug 21, 2014
whats this op even talking about sef? how do u define intelligence? we r learning another man's culture and we are doing perfectly fine yet u say we r less intelligent? can a white man write insibidi or speak efik language?

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Culture / Re: Do You Seriously Think Black People Are Equal To White People In Intelligence? by benELOHIM7(m): 11:46am On Aug 21, 2014
inferiority complex of the highest order
omega25red: so poster are you balck or white? if you are black i feel very sorry for you because you are living with an inferiority complex and if you are white you need to take you skin head and get the f$#k outta here no one wants to hear your nazi propaganda
Culture / Re: Is Rap A Blueprint For Black Self Destruction? by benELOHIM7(m): 11:38am On Aug 21, 2014
u seem one of dem AAs that hate on africans, from ur profile tho
MrsChima: Coming up....old school rappers spoke about conditions in their environments and how can those in similar environments can overcome the hurdles and many raps music were pleasant....UNTIL people only bought music that brags about sex, hoes, money, cars, and criminal acts.

It is funny that many of those rappers today aren't even living that life style but if it sells...it is business. I don't listen to those type neither does my husband...we are into something that many people aren't even aware nor understand.

It was funny when I met one of Chima's cousins and he asked me if I had some rap music....and I looked at him with a raised eyebrow. He was like oooh my bad! Yeah, your bad!


When I played some of the music I listen to...he was all discombobulated! grin grin grin grin grin grin It goes to show not everybody in America or Africa listen to the same shit.
Nairaland / General / Re: Rain Falling In Lagos by benELOHIM7(m): 9:08am On Aug 21, 2014
those eyes!!!!
UjSizzle:
6:30pm What part of Lagos did this happen pls?

Nairaland / General / Re: Rain Falling In Lagos by benELOHIM7(m): 8:58am On Aug 21, 2014
the rain in portharcourt is very funny and weird. how can it be raining at my frontage and not raining at my backyard? undecided grin

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Culture / Re: Reasons Why I Love Igbo's by benELOHIM7(m): 3:11pm On Aug 19, 2014
drop allahaji fone b4 him wake else no 5h for u
suwailad: i love igbo girls because they are so industrious in the Prostitution industry, they are occupy 90% of all the brothels in the country, they can hussle for marching ground money just to get a room in ashaewo house. Look me, i was the only stranger out of 50 girls when i was still doing olosho work, all the rest were igbo babes.
Culture / Re: Reasons Why I Love Igbo's by benELOHIM7(m): 3:02pm On Aug 19, 2014
oluwasegunfummi: I love ibos too my brother, we yoruba people are too dirty, lousy and uncoordinated, how I wish I was an ibo man, we yorubas envy you guys..............eko o ni baje oooo cool

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Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Hilarious Text Messages From Parents by benELOHIM7(m): 12:51pm On Aug 14, 2014
you r the reason why nigeria cant discover the cure for ebola. blaady thief
johnahmed: Mass failure for 2014 WAEC Result.Forupgrading/any Help/ Call_08105470307

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Family / Re: For MEN: When Last Did You Cry? by benELOHIM7(m): 10:59am On Aug 14, 2014
we dont cry carelessly
Saraha1: So man dey cry too?
Family / Re: For MEN: When Last Did You Cry? by benELOHIM7(m): 10:51am On Aug 14, 2014
you are there bro. and right after then u feel as light as hydrogen
kennyfao: When I was surrendering my life to Christ. I cannot help but cry when I realised I have really messed up. The tears kept coming when I was pouring out my guilty heart and confessing my sins. Since then I have been a happy man.
Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Hilarious Text Messages From Parents by benELOHIM7(m): 10:38am On Aug 14, 2014
me and my mum texting:

Me: nnem oma, opotomanto mama, nne anyi je aga mba. i love u ma.

Mum: hapum aka now, ewegim ego. how are you, did you take those drugs?

Me: hhahahaha...owu na sam here bad. yes i took the drugs, am strong now

Mum: 902477518206. come back home, school has closed.

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Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Hilarious Text Messages From Parents by benELOHIM7(m): 10:24am On Aug 14, 2014
mehn all this ones na for yankee people. normal conversation between me and my dad.

Dad: what do you mean by your money has finished? you know am now retired. my friend dont disturb me o

Me: sir the last time u sent me money was a month ago. tp takes more of my money, besides it was just 15k u gave me

Dad: if 15thousand naira is "just" , i dont see any reason why i should be disturbed. i just sent something to you. who is tp?

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Family / Re: For MEN: When Last Did You Cry? by benELOHIM7(m): 8:34am On Aug 14, 2014
i cry most mornings when i meditate. when i think about God's profound love for me i find tears streaming down my eyes. thank u Jesus!

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